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Matty being Matty. (hexbear.net)
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[-] [email protected] 77 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

No no he’s right. They should adopt policies based on popular public opinion. Things like:

Ending support to Israel

Universal healthcare

Student loan forgiveness

Vastly raising the minimum wage

Launching Elon Musk into the sun

Oh wait those weren’t the policies you meant were they

[-] [email protected] 35 points 5 days ago

"accurately" is the weasel word he will use to argue that all of the policies he dislikes are actually unpopular and what the people want is more austerity.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Yep, exactly what he's doing. The polls are fake, the policies that would improve the lives of most people aren't popular actually. What a gross little weasel.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

All those dang dark money progressive groups cooking the polls to say people would like free healthcare.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago

Launching Elon Musk into the sun

Is there any poll about musk that phrases it like this? I doubt it

[-] [email protected] 23 points 5 days ago

This would make me a single issue voter. Let's send him.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

This is such a waste of resources, but I'll accept it if we gui-trans the rest of the billionaires

[-] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I think that's a perfect compromise.

[-] [email protected] 72 points 5 days ago

Cool let’s start with the public’s social and moral values on a ceasefire in Gaza.

[-] [email protected] 34 points 5 days ago

No see when he says accurately what he means is "aligned with my worldview"

[-] [email protected] 52 points 5 days ago

Comrade Matty adopting the fundamental maoist tactic of the mass line.

[-] [email protected] 43 points 5 days ago

The difference is that a Maoist takes ideas from the public and forms a coherent political program from them. It's a back and forth between the party and the masses, which results in a strong party that intelligently advocates for the people.

Matty is just talking about polls for culture war issues. It's chasing the political winds without putting any kind of thought into the project as a whole

[-] [email protected] 24 points 5 days ago

The liberal mind doesn't see a project. The project is just american capitalism, and we've got it already! The end of history is here, we just need to tweak a few tiny issues here and there and there and there and there

[-] [email protected] 18 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Exactly, ever since the cold war ended with liberalism's complete victory, it's become a fundamentally conservative project, with no vision or project beyond maintaining the status quo. It literally has nothing to offer, and can't comprehend a future different than the 1990s.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago

Damn I was hoping Matty was so impressed by China's large population that he adopted Mao Zedong Thought with reichburger characteristics.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago

I was literally unable to conceptualize the idea as anything other than maoist thought as you've described it. What the fuck else could you ever want from a political party???

[-] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago

Other unwashed masses: the political parties should listen to our demands

Me, a very intelligent unwashed mass-particle: the political parties should not listen to my demands

[-] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

Matty: the political parties should listen to only my demands, because I have all the best, most popular ideas, despite all the evidence to the contrary.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

When he has 1 billion children they'll be popular.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago

Maoism is when I find intellectual ways to not directly say "We need to start hating trans people more," while ignoring calls to end genocide or institute free healthcare.

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[-] [email protected] 22 points 5 days ago

First world maoism and the mass line is securing more imperial SSuperprofit$

[-] [email protected] 35 points 5 days ago

You know liberal democracy is very democratic and free when an "underrated idea" is for the liberal democrats to do democracy.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 5 days ago

This would be a marked improvement to Democratic party policy. Things like not doing genocide and having healthcare poll pretty well.

The bar is in hell

[-] [email protected] 22 points 5 days ago

We all know it is not these issues they're going to poll people on, it's going to be things like transphobia and racism

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[-] [email protected] 21 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

They kind of do this already, but there’s a vital step 3 which is missing from the graphic:

(C). Collect donor money and do whatever they tell you, fuck the voters.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 5 days ago

So free healthcare, no student debt and Palestine liberated?

[-] [email protected] 25 points 5 days ago

As a test of concept, lets do a poll about what should be done to Matt Yglesias.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago

(a) [redacted]
(b) [redacted]
(c) [redacted]
(d) [redacted]

I'm particularly fond of "c" myself. I don't want to be too explicit so I'll just say that I like it for comedic reasons.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago

My vote involves the worlds largest sling shot and a giant ball of fusion reactions roughly 8 light minutes from earth.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

straight into that MF, too

[-] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

Rather than a billion Americans, there should be a billion pieces of matt yglesias

[-] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

Put him in a room with all the accurate stats that show he's wrong and don't give him Internet access to complain about it

[-] [email protected] 22 points 5 days ago

I too think the designated "progressive" party in a two-party system should resign to a purely reactive position and leave it to the right to actually try to change people's beliefs.

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[-] [email protected] 22 points 5 days ago

the-democrat Ok, so we have the latest polling in...it seems everyone hates that we 'don't actually stand for anything' and 'are soulless robots contorting ourselves to polling data'. So make sure to incorporate that insight into your public personas going forward!

[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

We got great results for being bipartisan and reaching across the aisle. 40% of republicans said they’d like us better if we adopted republican policies so here’s a white paper.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 5 days ago

me when i go and invent the mass line but just for when it aligns with my liberal idealism

[-] [email protected] 18 points 5 days ago

Like a jellyfish riding a current.

Sounds like blissful ignorance

[-] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago

Democratic Party suddenly becomes pro luigi-dance

[-] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago

It's a good idea for people to be smart and do things that are correct.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago
[-] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago

"money can be exchanged for goods and services"

centrist homer-bye

[-] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago

No leadership, no analysis, only tailism and vibes

[-] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

it would be an improvement

[-] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago

the-democrat Our bribers are at odds with the public. We choose the bribers and then blame the pubkic when our strategy predictably backfires.

collusion As in tradition.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago

Our research said we should be more like George Bush

[-] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago

smdh Matt is such a fucking tailist

[-] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago

It's funny how Bluesky works. Very popular accounts are aware of what Matty is posting and they criticize him but tend to be elliptic and they don't refer to him by name. I guess they think they are being clever but just as they are aware of Matty - he is aware of them. They are feeding the troll and he must love it. He posts his dipshittery and just ~1 hour later people like Jamelle Bouie are referencing his post.

if your grand approach to politics is bloodless poll-testing so that you're always aligned with wherever public opinion happens to be, you've already lost

https://subium.com/profile/jamellebouie.net/post/3lpywexbf722o

[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

Fucking loser

[-] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

I think a really underrated idea for Democrats would be that:

(a) now is the time to do what we have been doing, and
(b) that time is every day.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago
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