two of these suckers are almost the exact same shade of grey, caught one of them about five times before I got the other one. Only way to tell the difference is the easy one to catch purrs when he's caught and the other one gets mad as hell

trapping feral cats is a real adventure, currently have five male kittens hanging around who have all been caught for vaccines, but will need to be caught for getting fixed soon and it's going to be a nightmare

This is a fun new way Tesla has discovered to shuck a wheel, the whompy wheels are control arm separations rather than wheel stud failures

I think they could come up with lies but they despise anyone who disagrees with them to such a degree that they refuse to do it. They think the left should just knuckle under and support them as a matter of fact, they don't think they should lower themselves by trying to actually appeal to the left.

Sources inside the white house are reporting that the Hat Man, Slenderman, and the Babadook are supplying Iraqi militias with weapons and funds

pocket checking the right wing american chud and he just gives you all his stuff because people speaking spanish is scary

one of the unique attributes of iran is there will always be 120-150 launchers remaining

Hegseth makes alcoholism look bad, Patel makes it look fun

if an automated car breaks the law the CEO of the corporation that sells it or operates it should have swat break into their home and beat them like anybody else. I'm a centrist.

waving your arms around really got turned into dancing by tiktok I guess

this is his favorite intro song, he's been using it for more than a decade - I assume the writer/editor/AI figured everybody's brain would just pop to the village people track

Yes they do. My former cop uncle unironically said china could/would invade America from shipping containers. I laughed at him, don't think I'll ever see him again after that.