real ones learned it from the big short
ok, then send an unguarded oil tanker through the strait.
edit: oh, they did? the courageous IRGC blew it up? nice.
at this point, he's going to order both the u.s. navy ships and a cargo tanker through the strait.
oh? and after he spent two days trying to convince u.s. shipping interests that they should "just trust me" and send a cargo ship and crew to die and cost a lot of money. such a shame.
the political and historical education of amerikkkan children is one of the worst and most propagandized in the history of the world. it produces a powerful alchemy.
they just made a little oopsy and let the intern with the suspiciously large manji tattoo do that one
they claim to have paid a russian crime syndicate $15M to buy one 
i agree, but you still gotta explain that to normal people who avoid learning about politics.
you can call them nazis, but then you have to be prepared to actually explain to people why this makes them nazis. kind of a "boy who cried wolf" situation on that one.
edit: to be clear, evilsandwichman asked if calling Hegseth a nazi is something that would result in "oh you call everyone a nazi." i am answering in the affirmative, you should call him a nazi because he is, but you're still going to have to explain to political normies why that is. because they'll still say "oh you call everyone a nazi" even though this time it's genuinely a hitlerian situation.
watching fox news go through lengths to avoid showing trump at this thing was really funny too. at first when they covered this, they showed footage of trump attending one from the july attacks on iran. then they "corrected" that error. and then the correction essentially cropped out literally everything but the guys carrying the box so that you can't see trump. why you might ask? trump war his dumbass USA hat while they were doing the ceremony. fox news knows their hogger audience would find that demolition of normal decorum upsetting, so they went out of their way to shield them from it.
bomb and cry is one of the pillars of wars-that-don't-exist as produced by western media.

it is 2008: the gang solves the gas crisis is topical
it is 2026: the gang solves the gas crisis is topical
time is a flat circle, i hate it here. WILDCARD B******