And before you say it-

First, no support for Graphene OS...

Second, snitching on an American hero for thirty pieaces of silver...

"I'm snitchin' it"™

and

"Would you like some snitch fries with that?"™

or

"Try out new McSnitch sandwich!"™

edit: shortened thoughts

If I get 50 up/downvotes then 500 people of all different walks of life read this, since only the distribution's tails vote. If that's 5-10% at each tail, then the 80-90% who thought the post or comment was mild have seen it and have not spoken.

If I leave it in the showerthoughts queue for ten days, then future people will see it too. Maybe they're from a year away!

Idk. Just sonder

I'm on a weekend vacation and forgot to bring my tea and the international grocery didn't have it, so I settled for Darjeeling. I can barely notice the difference. It's so subtle that it might as well just be a different tea brand.

I.e. 100k embezzlement gets you 2.5 years

Edit.

I meant this to be the national average income (40k if I round up for cleaner math), not based on the individuals income, it's a static formula.

Crime$$$/nat. Avg. Income = years in jail

100k/40k = 2.5 years

1mill /40k=25 years

My thoughts were, if they want to commit more crime but lessen the risk, they just need to increase the average national income. Hell, I'd throw them a bone adjust their sentences for income inflation.

Ie

Homie gets two years (80k/40k=2), but the next year average national income jumps to 80k (because it turns out actually properly threatening these fuckers actually works, who'd've figured?), that homies sentence gets cut to a year he gets out on time served. Call it an incentive.

Anyways, more than anything, I'm sorry my high in the shower thought got as much attention as it did.

Good night

In Moana Heihei is shown in the scene near the beginning when Moana is like 2 or 3, and she is 16 when she goes out on her maiden voyage. So Heihei is like a 13-15 year old chicken for that trip. But supposedly Heihei is in Moana 2 which takes place 3-4 years later, so that chicken is now somewhere between 16 - 19.

If there is a Moana 3, Heihei will likely be very close to being older than "Muffy" the current record holder.

(It's also possible that Heihei is actually older than Moana. In which case he would be more than 20 years old in Moana 2)

(of course not, music should be free, but still.)

Give them places to live and teach them to grow food which will help pay for the whole thing. It may not work for all of them but maybe it would help 35% or so of them? That's a shitload more than we seem able to help now.

I mean just think about it! Doesn't that just make sense?