At least, you'll have an idea of what's going on in your new dimension

I haven't heard that phrase in any context since then. Do parents still say that to their kids?

Yes, this is a literal shower though I just had.

I'd say that's a good moment to take a breath and check whether this applies before proceeding.

(This obviously doesn't apply for celebrities.)

So why do my cats dive in front of mine so frequently!?

Edit: 36 feet, not 36 inches XD

Is this original or did I hear it somewhere.

Could there a better way to say this.

Be the kindness you where denied.

If one is born sometime before midnight and one after they have different birthdays.

As a second child... I always felt like a "backup" plan to my parents lol

Ducks fly like they're on a mission, point to point, no fucking around. Crows fly for fun, chase each other, and just hang out.

@showerthoughts life's like an MCQ. After three options, the fourth common one is "None of the above."

After many years, at last I have become sufficiently cantankerous that one egregiously stupid post to c/showerthoughts is enough to make me block someone.

You know how people be like: He has such a kind heart, he'd never be able to commit such grusome murder...

Then you have zombie apocalypses and you have these characters being portrayed as "weak" and sometimes even "sheltered" and they're usually the first ones to die...