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BEIRUT - The Shura Council of Lebanese paramilitary organization Hezbollah has selected Jeb Bush to succeed Hassan Nasrallah as its Secretary-General, Lebanese state media reports.

Nasrallah, who led the organization for 32 years, was assassinated in an Israeli airstrike on the party headquarters in Beirut on Friday.

The selection of Bush, an American émigré, was a surprise to onlookers who had considered Deputy Secretary-General Naim Qassem and Executive Council chairman Hashem Safieddine as favorites to take the position. However, the decision by the Shura Council, which counts both Qassem and Safieddine as members, was reportedly unanimous.

In recognition of Bush's newly elevated status, the party will be rebranding itself as "Jebzbollah," senior members told the Lebanese National News Agency.

Mr. Bush will inherit an increasingly volatile situation along the nation's southern border with Israel as the latter has escalated attacks in recent days.

La Paz, Sep 7 (Prensa Latina) The former head of the Bolivian Army and ringleader of the failed coup on June 26, Juan José Zúñiga, seeks to hide his guilt by claiming he was “high” at the time of as [sic] events unfolded.

The troubled North American regime made no promises to end genocide, or address the nation’s deepening divides, at the star-studded Chicago gathering to nominate its next presidential candidate.

by Patrick Gathara for Al Jazeera, archive link

Exactly halfway between the Trump rate and the Clinton/Bush/Obama rate, incidentally. Literally doing the half-a-genocide centrist meme

Like the drug lord?

A reindeer with a RED nose rises from his low social standing by drawing on his unique talents. But instead of pursuing personal aggrandizement he gives according to his ability and in so doing becomes the literal vanguard of an egalitarian project to distribute wealth to all the good little boys girls and enbies of earth on the basis of need, against all notions of capitalist rationality. He casts a bright red light serving as a shining example for all good comrades to follow

Uhh let me pee here

Found this a bit of an interesting rabbit hole. Archive link: https://archive.ph/NHCjE

As he pulled his luggage through downtown New Haven, Conn., a woman handed him a flier describing his new city as crime-ridden and dangerous. It listed alarming local crime statistics and instructed students to “remain on campus,” “avoid public transportation” and “stay off the streets after 8 p.m.” Illustrated with a picture of the Grim Reaper, the flier wished students an ominous “Good luck.”

But perhaps most jarring was the source of the flier, listed plainly in its text: the union that represents Yale’s own campus police.

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/08/25/nyregion/yale-police-fliers.html