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Proceedings of the Global Transgender Council, 2023-██-██, p. █████:

COUNCILMEMBER: What difference does it make that Twitter's deadname was only revealed this year? His use of [DATA EXPUNGED]^1^ as a deadname for PayPal and his daughter Vivian are well established and unanimously agreed to by this Council. Are we supposed to believe he had a change of heart and suddenly started respecting deadnames?

COUNCILMEMBER: Of course not. Even if Twitter didn't have a deadname before, are we really to believe it isn't objectively a deadname?

COUNCILMEMBER: It cannot be doubted that Elon would have the power to create deadnames out of thin air, and in any case, this Council already delegated the ability to reclaim deadnames to the takers of names^2^.

The council votes ███████████████, resulting in immediate adoption. A delivery of ESTROGEN BURGER results in ██% of councilmembers taking a lunch break, resulting in a lack of quorum.

^1^Deadnames when necessary to be referenced by the Council are expunged pursuant to the Trans 'Genda, 2023 Edition. It is unclear whether the phrase "data expunged" was literally uttered.

^2^A reference to ███

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You must have forgotten to pick up the Trans 'Genda, 2024 Edition but the section on deadnaming clearly states that █ is the deadname for Twitter, and not the other way around.

Starting today and every following monday

Technically late. It technically doesn't claim today is a Monday.

That's correct. The criticism is still valid though.

when sexuality is literally the defining criteria for the comm.

Are you suggesting being trans is a sexual thing?

Without further context, I believe Newsom actually wants Prop 36 to pass but some part of him thinks it might be bad to actually say it out loud

Thou shalt use no fewer than two and no more than three Zs. Three Zs shall denote when they are lazy and sleepy and Ukraine will surely win, and two shall denote when they are attacking and powerful and Russia will destroy Ukraine.

The version in Lemmygrad's tagline is:

The United States is also a one-party state, but with typical American extravagance, they have two of them. — Julius Nyerere

Typical Ophiuchus