Corporations, partnerships, trusts, limited liability companies, and other “artificial entities” have the right to vote in Delaware elections under some circumstances, a judge said in a novel ruling Tuesday.

Judge Craig A. Karsnitz rejected an ACLU challenge to a charter permitting voting in local elections by the entities that own most of the property in the Town of Fenwick Island, one of several municipalities in the state with similar provisions. Karsnitz dismissed the lawsuit from Delaware’s Superior Court, citing “the principle of one person/entity/one vote.”

“Visions of faceless large corporations or even HAL controlling a small town are frightening and the stuff of science fiction,” but “trusts, partnerships, limited liability companies, and corporations are expressly recognized as ‘persons’ in the Delaware Code,” the judge said.

and my LLC too!

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The explosion occurred due a "rupture of a tank containing white liquor", the company said in a statement. White liquor is a highly corrosive chemical used in the paper-making process

White liquor is an alkaline chemical containing sodium hydroxide and sodium sulfide.

At least one person has been killed. Nine others are still missing. A further nine people have been injured in the spill, including 8 employees and one firefighter, the Longview Fire Department said Tuesday evening, adding that the tank remains unstable

Can any chemist person confirm? - it Sounds a lot like Piranha Solution

CW Meat - Nile Red dissolving a chicken drumstick to carbon in Piranha Solution

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Video linky  cw for raving crowd of Nazi apologists.

No I did not watch the whole thing. This exists and that is enough. 

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Are you ready kids?

May the farce be with you!

John Spillman was arrested for indecent exposure over the weekend ... with law enforcement claiming he was [spilling seed] in a hotel hallway.