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ouroboros Debt and it's derivatives which keep themselves going through devaluation which means they have to borrow, steal, print more, which gets slapped in the debt derivatives which is more devaluation which means they have to borrow, steal, and print more .....why won't people let me borrow and steal anymore? The plebs aren't buying anything which stops the printing. The world is boycotting me what?

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  • [–] 10 points 2 hours ago*

    Sorry we ran out of toilet paper. Learn, innovate, and adapt by wiping your ass with brownies.

    Why is the toilet system clogged now?!

    So sorry our sole contractor for this 50 year old "shock resistant" phone that costs $1200 (it's just and aluminum shoebox with a notched spike to hold the handle) is not available because the last one stopped working. NO, you can not use a $15 phone from the commissary even if it has more modern functions such as voice mail and callID. It is against policies.

    You failed inspection. You used that "other" pen. Yes you did the activity flawlessly and the indelible black ink is fine, but you have to use the sole contract pen noted in the procedure.

    We also gave you negative marks because we found unsanctioned chicken bones under the control panel to the steam generator.....what do you mean the steam generator is broken now? You can't figure out the problem and now we have to replace parts?

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  • submitted 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) by to c/videos@hexbear.net
     

    xi-peel

    No english translation. No auto translation option. I opened DeepL and it very roughly translated he was giving away 2000 theater tickets in a lottery and they had until Aug 17 to enter.

    His grin the entire time needs to be an emoji.

    frothingfash Socializing the arts! IN CHINESE! TO CHILDREN!

    Might make faux news actually have an existential crisis. Worst nightmare.

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