My childhood - RUINED!

Sun's getting real low for the emp.....zzzzzz

Back in my day I had to play Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego with an 800 page world almanac. Actual paper! It taught me how to search, read, interpret mixes of data and learn about a world outside of burgerlandia.

Starve kids harder?

Super uber mega El Niño drought!

Hyper-inflato

{PISS | }

Much sovereignty. Very free markets.

A.O. PeloCIA

Now introduce shareholders, vertical integration monopolies, and exploitation of global south.

Operation Paper Tiger

Good. The quicker the world makes oil irrelevant the better.