Remember when they complainer that the only thing that got done was renaming post offices? We're at that stage of lame duckness and midterm elections are still 2 months off.
I do not envy The Onion during these days.
This is his twisted tribute to 
Bibi Netanyahu has infomation that can lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.


vs 
BEGIN
Demon Beverly Ladybug Graham is a terror!
They colonized us with their own land! In protest we are going to put ourselves in the cope coffins.
It's big, it's huge. It can blot out the sun. It's America's Moon! We're going to moon the whole world. The big beautiful AMERICA moon. Every time someone looks up in the sky they will see America Moon.


But have you thought about the excitement of being able to find another way to record and sell customer data? Or maybe how to round about violate people's rights for money?

We're all wondering why all these updates keep breaking vital functions?
Ahh...but have you tried the new 'holy incense'? 
Eat the slop.



discovering FF7 and getting radicalized.
Houses are for living.


as Norm the Owl