They are setting up the next Paypal mafia to fuck us over for the next 40 years.

Just one giant ad roll as an article. - capitalism's let them buy cake solutions.

Hecking presidential! Real tough on lame duck Trump.

The underwear pic, now the catboi maid. Especially since its now months long of both parties top down leadershit and media apparatus thirsting Hasan, boosting his national profile. Maybe some Thirst Trap emojis are in order?

No name calling

Like Biden ended Afghanistan only to spark off Trump leaves Iraq as he sparks off Iran.

Another happy Boeing boondoggle that will struggle to stay in the air.

 US Air Force selected the company for the F-47 in 2025.

Because Trump is the 47th president.

Oh shit Newt? I thought we got rid of that shitstain long ago. Nice draining the swamp.

And will never be held accountable for the lives his bullshit ruins or rights is dissolves.

His name is freaking LANGLEY? How on the nose neposhit can you get?

All these fuckers are young and we are going to have to deal with thier bullshit for the next 50 years. May silicon valley sink in the ocean.

AI major assholes spaceballs involved in making this shit happen.

Flock Safety has raised over $1 billion in total funding across multiple rounds, achieving a $7.5 billion valuation as of March 2025. The company is primarily backed by top-tier venture capital firms and institutional investors, with Andreessen Horowitz serving as a lead investor in its most recent major rounds.

Key major funders and investors include:

Andreessen Horowitz (a16z): A lead investor in the $275 million Series F round and other subsequent rounds, providing critical strategic guidance and capital.

Matrix Partners: An early and consistent backer that has participated in multiple funding stages since the company's inception.

Tiger Global Management: A major growth-stage investor that led the $150 million Series E round in 2022.

Bedrock Capital / Geoff Lewis A significant investor that participated in the Series C, E, and latest Series F rounds.

Greenoaks Capital / Neil Mehta Contributed to key rounds to aid in scaling and long-term growth strategies.

Meritech Capital Partners: Led the Series C round and has been involved in subsequent financing stages.

Founders Fund: / Peter Theil Invested in later rounds, including the Series C and Series F, though it does not control the company.

Y Combinator / Garry Tan Provided the initial seed funding to catalyze the company’s launch.

Ownership is distributed among the three co-founders—Garrett Langley, Matt Feury, (grokipedia hard to find info on him) and Paige Todd—alongside these elite venture capital investors. Flock Safety remains a privately held company, with no initial public offering (IPO) currently announced.

Me bawling my eyes out

Just in time for the midterm October-ish fun zone!

A few forever wars later...