Great bit of Tim Curry lore. Always fun with Tim.

Steven Colbert reprives his OG faux conservative charecter and joins The Onion's Infowars.

It's Comadore Anti Pha Alpha Mu and he's just back from his pledge drive!

The stench finally got too much for even her eh?

Hoping for dirty laundry details, but nothing ever happens is more likely.

her husband had been ‌diagnosed with a rare form of bone cancer

Lucky to lave the windows down already. Almost had another Chao

Shipping tycoon Angela Chao was drunk when she inadvertently reversed her Tesla into a pond and drowned last month at a Texas ranch.

Texvana Syndrome

Undermined the entire DOJ when he pre-emptively blanket pardoned his family going back to the Maidan Coup.

internal hires only

Flatearthers in shambles

Also illegal shoes.

Those cows they keep abducting. They affect margins.

Horrible crime of making sure his people are fed despite criminal sanction siege warfare waged against the nation on behalf of butthurt oil execs and wall street. So dangerous to deny the empire satisfacrion.

How cucked is this new governemnt holy shit.

I really don't know why Putin is holding his punches but I'm just an armchair general.