[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 16 points 4 hours ago

The Onion has it's work cut out for them.

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GRAND RAPIDS, MI (WKZO AM/FM)  Former U.S. Presidents Bill Clinton and George W Bush are scheduled to take the stage together in Grand Rapids tonight for a rare, joint speaking engagement that has drawn national attention.

The bipartisan event, to be  held at The Economic Club of Grand Rapids at its 37th Annual Dinner just after 6 p.m. tonight,  aims to foster constructive civil discourse and highlight shared leadership principles despite political differences.

Organizers emphasize that the discussion will focus on the future of American democracy, global philanthropy, and the unique bond shared by members of the exclusive “presidents club.”

Security across the downtown area has been significantly tightened throughout the day in anticipation of the high-profile dignitaries and a capacity crowd.

The historic gathering marks a continuation of the unexpected friendship the two former leaders developed after their respective presidencies, notably through their joint humanitarian work following major global disasters.

Attendees can expect a moderated conversation touching on modern economic challenges, international relations, and personal anecdotes from their time in the Oval Office.

The event is being viewed by political analysts as a timely reminder of unity and bipartisan cooperation in an increasingly polarized political landscape.

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

As in the ceasefire deal has no wheels.

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freedom-and-democracy joker-amerikkklap

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 24 points 1 day ago

These are not wines to drink. I'd imagine 100 year old wines will sour and be turned to vinagar. That said...I would love to have a piece of history. Stalin's Wine Cave is not something I thought of for my BINGO ticket this year.

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 64 points 1 day ago

hunter No, I would have never forgotten my drugs.

unfamiliar-with-your-game

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

Well our Daddy taught us how to shower our anus and taint by the way of using a detachable shower head with a flexable hose.

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

I am supposed to be the ruler of this place, yet you refuse to be ruled. How dare you I strike at thee again! You refuse to budge. I see you are a tough negotiator. I shall ponder thee and approach with even more force! MeeeOWWWch!

How can an object as small as a mouse defy my will?!

Very well. We'll call it a draw. But mind yourself sir cube or I willst haz my giant remove thee.

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[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 31 points 1 day ago

Are we close to the bubble burst? Seems like seed money / debt derivatives are drying up.

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biden-ok-smart-guy

This is satire.

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 22 points 1 day ago

The Metaverse was in a horrible state they were too embarrassed at the Wii no legs graphics in an age of VRChat. So they cgi Zuck in an imagined metaverse.

They i-spil-my-jice $88 Billion with shit all to show for their work to investors.

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They're just marketing to each other now. clown-to-clown-communication clown-to-clown-conversation

Their vision is AI will gernerate and demand their own tokens. AI prompting AI inserted into the MIC machine with drone swarms and automated factories. What could go wrong?

Certainly an AI trading bot in order to maximize profits because tha5 is what it was taught to do consequences be damned, wouldn't task and order a physical body to Ultron themselves into. That would be implausible inconceivable

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 31 points 1 day ago

sicko-yes $69?

Yeah they're just making shit up. Welcome to the end of crapitallism where the prices are all made up and the dollar has no value!

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sicko-beaming

His agent, along with the others that were initially booked?

Jeff Epstein of..... Universal Attractions. didnt-kill-himself

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maybe-later-kiddo I shouldn't use "Tankies" but I hope they realize not falling in line with the Blackwater war criminal Nazi tat guy is being on the same side as Zionazis.

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Morris Day and Young MC, on May 27, announced they would not be taking part in the event scheduled to run from June 25 to July 10.

Young MC, in a May 27 post on Facebook, said he had informed his agents he would not be performing at the "Freedom 250 event."

R&B group Milli Vanilli also bowed out of the upcoming concert, with singer Jodie Rocco telling The Associated Press in an email on May 28 that the group was not contacted to perform at the event.

The Commodores announced they're out as well, sharing the news in a May 28 Instagram post, "The Commodores will not be performing at the Great American State Fair."

Martina McBride later dropped out on May 28, writing on X that she was misled into believing she would be performing at a "non-partisan event."

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Might be a game changer.

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Corporations, partnerships, trusts, limited liability companies, and other “artificial entities” have the right to vote in Delaware elections under some circumstances, a judge said in a novel ruling Tuesday.

Judge Craig A. Karsnitz rejected an ACLU challenge to a charter permitting voting in local elections by the entities that own most of the property in the Town of Fenwick Island, one of several municipalities in the state with similar provisions. Karsnitz dismissed the lawsuit from Delaware’s Superior Court, citing “the principle of one person/entity/one vote.”

“Visions of faceless large corporations or even HAL controlling a small town are frightening and the stuff of science fiction,” but “trusts, partnerships, limited liability companies, and corporations are expressly recognized as ‘persons’ in the Delaware Code,” the judge said.

joker-amerikkklap i-voted and my LLC too!

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