Yeah he didn't even say thank you for your attention on this matter
Wait. I'd never seen this guy before and I f****** died reading that. It seemed like a really good bit. This person is serious?
We had a mother f****** tornado in SW Michigan when this huge warmth came in couple days ago.
... And I love snakes jumpin' in my lap
Eugene-Levification
"Lookout, its one-eyed Bart!"
This was in a Costco magazine. The family used ""savings"" to start this business and then later got a military contract with the US. I wonder where that savings came from? Perhaps more family lore?
Look at all this morrel shiitake and portobella goodness that's going to get mixed in with my ricotta and baked into a delicious vegetarian lasagna. Muahahahaha
Lol, they look exactly like the mercenaries in movies
As Matt said once before his health issues, if Russia and or China can just manipulate the people of the US with the disinformation and influence elections then they've already won. Pack it up. They got us.
It's ruining my life. And the irony is it's the only way to dissociate from bad things. At least it seems like that's the only way. Feels like the snake that eats its own tail.
Edit: thank you all for the good advice and support. It means a lot. I love my comrades. 
"Here's why what you're experiencing is not actually real."
-Some Chucklefuck
Daddy got his juice!