So I have to say it..... I thought he was going to be a Subway employee.
They don't take the equipment. They destroy it. Blow it up
Multiple times a week i get a smear mailer about him. Lots o money abound
Good Christ they reflexively just want to lose. This will NOT work.
Somehow that part got me the most. Just fuuuuuuck you
Naming the cops "blue canaries" who go into buildings/areas with poison smoke before the firefighters show up is kind of funny. Not many of those canaries though when it comes to school shootings
Enter the Dirty Nest Chambers
Better to slap it together than do nothing at all
You love to see it
This was in a Costco magazine. The family used ""savings"" to start this business and then later got a military contract with the US. I wonder where that savings came from? Perhaps more family lore?
Pistachi--OW! 
Look at all this morrel shiitake and portobella goodness that's going to get mixed in with my ricotta and baked into a delicious vegetarian lasagna. Muahahahaha
They got Zappa with the cancer gun 
It's ruining my life. And the irony is it's the only way to dissociate from bad things. At least it seems like that's the only way. Feels like the snake that eats its own tail.
Edit: thank you all for the good advice and support. It means a lot. I love my comrades. 
Loving these desperate campaign texts
