This was in a Costco magazine. The family used ""savings"" to start this business and then later got a military contract with the US. I wonder where that savings came from? Perhaps more family lore?
Lmao
Somehow that part got me the most. Just fuuuuuuck you
Naming the cops "blue canaries" who go into buildings/areas with poison smoke before the firefighters show up is kind of funny. Not many of those canaries though when it comes to school shootings
Enter the Dirty Nest Chambers
Better to slap it together than do nothing at all
You love to see it
I'm only sad it took me so long to stop. So much wasted time resources opportunities etc. Our culture pushes the "coolness" of it then people are off to the races. It becomes a cash cow for the capitalists after that due to addiction and our material conditions encouraging escapism. Pedal to the metal on depression baybay.
Addicts lie about their addiction because they're embarrassed. Its not something nefarious like "behind my back" implys. If they were a serial liar I think OP would noticed and could drag their character into it.
Wipes per minute?
Pistachi--OW! 
Look at all this morrel shiitake and portobella goodness that's going to get mixed in with my ricotta and baked into a delicious vegetarian lasagna. Muahahahaha
They got Zappa with the cancer gun 
It's ruining my life. And the irony is it's the only way to dissociate from bad things. At least it seems like that's the only way. Feels like the snake that eats its own tail.
Edit: thank you all for the good advice and support. It means a lot. I love my comrades. 
Loving these desperate campaign texts
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