MineDayOff

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political texts suck even worse when you don't have friends in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Messing with my dopamine

Trump is ‘safe following gunshots in his vicinity,’ campaign says in statement | CNN Politics in c/[email protected]
Nightmare blunt rotation in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

This new Mortal Kombat roster looks awful

Pluto mission: South African astronomers join forces with NASA to learn more about the dwarf planet in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Makes me remember that shadowy planet in our solar system that's further away than Pluto called "Planet 9" or "Planet X". It's too bad we haven't even begun to explore our oceans depths. Only reason they fund the space travel stuff is because they want to get off the planet to their Elysium. That or War Machine.

The person who invented video advertisements with audio on gas pumps needs to be flayed alive in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Wait, you guys don't follow Maria Menudos' podcast?

I am lazy in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Pain is temporary

Stupid sexy communist Kamala in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

We are doomed

Harris team uses an abortion rights sign from her opponent and blurs out PSL in an ad in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 weeks ago

Blur yourself and everyone around you

Youtuber 'Nerd City' goes on a unhinged Conservative anti-woke anti-leftist rant on Reddit post which had nothing to do with any of those in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

"Not everything is related to Vietnam Walter"

It bums me out that the "Listen, Kiddo, I Get It" person is still online and has a Palestinian flag in their bio in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

No! You have been Dishonored! You must commit the act of seppuku!

Chilchuck says "Poop on company time" in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Working at the post office, anytime you have a day off they try to call you in. I literally have so many things building up in my actual life that I need to take care of. They act like you only exist to work

Favorite Sleepy Joe quote? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Personally I like "Presinauld Trunt"

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MXC - Squeeze Out The Vote [CW: general 2004 humor] (dai.ly)
 

There are some genuinely hilarious political puns in this episode. But, 20 years ago the show also made a few cringe outdated jokes.

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Serious post: How do I quit drinking? (hexbear.net)
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
30 comments fedilink
 

It's ruining my life. And the irony is it's the only way to dissociate from bad things. At least it seems like that's the only way. Feels like the snake that eats its own tail.

Edit: thank you all for the good advice and support. It means a lot. I love my comrades. Care-Comrade

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Thank you Barbra, very cool (hexbear.net)
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
15 comments fedilink
 

Loving these desperate campaign texts

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DMT Biden as he passes. (www.instagram.com)
 

I did it, Jack!

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Nice (hexbear.net)
submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
5 comments fedilink
 

Perfect time. Perfect weather.

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Monster Fash (hexbear.net)
 

Take that tankies! If America was a communist country we wouldn't have had a number one hit in 1962 called "The Monster Mash".

freedom-and-democracy

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Its a bit, right...? (hexbear.net)
submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
13 comments fedilink
 

Got this text today.

I get lots of political garbage texts since Bernie gave my information away. This one truly made me laugh

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Military recruiting going great 👍 (hexbear.net)
 

im-doing-my-part

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My kids toy says ACAB (hexbear.net)
 

amazing.

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Removed this from a bench. (Michigan) (hexbear.net)
 

Hiking with my partner and my kid, spotted this on a bench along the trail. Immediately grabbed the sharpest thing I could find and scraped that shit right off. Got poison ivy. Worth it. Didn't spot any khaki shorts or plastic shields though.

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