This is how we convert them. Using burger metrics to help understand the labor theory of value.
This was in a Costco magazine. The family used ""savings"" to start this business and then later got a military contract with the US. I wonder where that savings came from? Perhaps more family lore?
Look at all this morrel shiitake and portobella goodness that's going to get mixed in with my ricotta and baked into a delicious vegetarian lasagna. Muahahahaha
First president to attend the super bowl. Amazing. Such an easy Win For The Jug Hooters and he's the first one to do it
Lol, they look exactly like the mercenaries in movies
"This is the stupidest day in American history, a record that will be broken by every subsequent day in American history."
As Matt said once before his health issues, if Russia and or China can just manipulate the people of the US with the disinformation and influence elections then they've already won. Pack it up. They got us.
It's ruining my life. And the irony is it's the only way to dissociate from bad things. At least it seems like that's the only way. Feels like the snake that eats its own tail.
Edit: thank you all for the good advice and support. It means a lot. I love my comrades. 
“There’s no place for racism in America. It’s all wrong, it’s un-American.”
My god
Push him left they said. Lmao
healthcare plz
"Here's why what you're experiencing is not actually real."
-Some Chucklefuck
While arguing with a co-worker about how what Israel is doing to oppress the Palestinians and how they have been pushed to this point, he asked me if I thought the Holocaust actually happened. It is beyond their comprehension that anyone would have any other opinion and it's easier to just assume I'm some weird conspiracy theorist.
The Japanese accidentally landed in China and they gave them corn and everybody hugged