hotcouchguy

This could work. No one remembers school shooters anymore, there's no novelty, but to get really famous you have to take out the most famous guy and consume his fame. But good luck because he has an exponentially growing security detail and has all his points specced into luck and dodge. Sort of a rodeo clown to distract mass shooters.

He's probably the best of the Greens, also a longtime Teamster/TDU militant.

Someone here is doing some "simple in-context scheming", I assume it is the random number generator and not the various humans involved in writing this.

We must not allow a mineshaft gap!

They bomb so many children that could just be a coincidence

Russia’s export to China is 13 TIMES higher than its import from China (in metric tons of mass).

Isn't that expected if Russia is exporting minerals and oil, etc, and importing items like electronics? Seems like an odd metric to choose.

No need, I'm splitting

they're busy cheering on the possibility of a Ukrainian strike on Iran.

This evidence (measurements of low-enriched uranium) is interesting, and concerning, but there must be more plausible explanations than this.

What about contamination from spent fuel (accidental or intentional)?

Yeah well they're also a long way from accomplishing the things that we imagined they were trying to do, so really who can say who has been owned

Archived cox media page selling this service:
https://web.archive.org/web/20231116115055/https://www.cmglocalsolutions.com/cmg-active-listening

And what exactly am I looking for in wireshark? A few KB of encrypted text data occasionally sent to who-knows-where? Mixed in among a flood of other tracking bullshit and general wasteful bloat? Yeah lemme go check real quick.

Computationally, we've had low-quallity speech to text on home PCs for like 30 years, and we've had OK-quality NN implementations for like 15 years. Yes it would be a bit wasteful, but a trimmed-down NN could easily hide among the general bloat of modern software.

Yes it would be kind of a clunky and impractical way to collect data compared to other methods, but it's definitely plausible that an adtech startup could hack together a semi-functional version of this and then slap it in a slide deck. It would let them say "AI" more times during their pitch.