This comment is funny because "Columbus Crew" is the name of the MLS team from Columbus, Ohio.

He really wanted to hang out with Ian and his ants.

Who would they even say was the dictator of China in 1989? Fucking Deng?

It's called currency manipulation and it makes other countries very mad at you.

My new strategy for eliminating the national deficit is doing insider trading, but with the profits going to the government.

I think Dems failing to ever grow a spine is a pretty safe bet, yeah. Or they'll do the same shit they did after Trump's first term and slow walk any sort of prosecution thinking that timing it closer to an election will help them, and then run out of clock and step on the rake.

How many years have you had them? I think our bushes are three years old.

the guy I'm supposedly counting on to address the climate emergency just hiked up tariffs on solar panels

the guy I'm counting on to restore abortion rights is, himself, anti-choice

This mf just fell out of a coconut tree. He doesn't realize that he exists in the context of all in which he lives and what came before him.

they largely took it for granted that their immediate universe was a static place where nothing would ever happen.

bro that is literally what conservatism is

Conservatives are scared all the time and that's good, actually.

internet weirdo invents new irreconcilable political position, demands people yell at them

tale as old as time