Adults: Kids, its up to you to save the world.
Kids: Okay
tries to save the world
Adults: GET A FUCKIN' JOB!
Adults: Kids, its up to you to save the world.
Kids: Okay
tries to save the world
Adults: GET A FUCKIN' JOB!
The Israeli military should stop using Israeli citizens as human shields then.
To the USA'ian who'se about to sue the NYPD for millions for being falsely accused of being a CEO assassin.
Trump: "Make America analogue again!"
and authorities said their releases were done to impress anonymous friends on the internet.
Well.. consider these anonymous internet friends impressed.

Maybe don't pull a gun on a person when you're in a crowded bus and then get shot to death by your own gun? Seems like a skill issue.
Seems like the wrong Biden is president of these United States, I tell you what. 
Was listening to some YT clips from The Majority Report talking about how shitty these are.
I was completely unaware that washing the vehicle with water could 1) void the warranty and 2) brick the vehicle.
I was completely unaware and in awe of the silliness of also learning that tinting the glass can also void warranties for certain parts of the cybertruck.
"Sacrificing yourself for your principles" = "mental illness"
~libs
Last year the bread price went from 2.50 a loaf to 2.75. This year the price of bread ONLY rose from 2.75 to 2.90. See? Things are getting better! 
(Spent a few years working in a small rural post office)
Two point five options:
Talk with the mail carrier that physically comes to your mail box and let them know what's up. If its a smaller area with a regular carrier (few to no regular subs working the route) they might be super cool about making a note and leaving that particular package at the office for pickup. Might be a bit more resistance if its a much larger town/city with multiple post offices servicing the same zip code.
Finding the actual post office where your mail is sent out from and chatting them up about the issue can also have them try to hold the package.
2 1/2) Honorable mention option: "Temporary Vacation Hold." Find the post office where your mail is sent out from and fill out a yellow card where all of your mail will be held at that post office for a few weeks. Just remember to go pick things up or after a month things might get dumped in one huge pile at your mailbox or "Returned to Sender"