... increasing the chances of something really funny happening...
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a memo warning military personnel against using nonpublic information to make bets on prediction markets,

You know what? I was expecting to be turbo murdered but was only regular murdered.
I am very relieved.
"You must make the 'bow-chicka-bow-wow' sound or every other player can pick a card from your deck to be moved to your graveyard."
Oh no!
Anyways...
2028 presidential candidate, Mothman, speaks at a rally
Making fun of a closeted gay guy for being a homophobe
Making fun of a closeted gay guy for being gay.
I can't always tell if a fellow lib is doing the first one or the second one.
"Try this one simple trick that cops hate!"
The Atlanta Iron Falcons
I can do truck stuff in my ancient Toyota hatchback too.
Gotta love a tattoo that gives your spouse two black eyes...





