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Dat README.md doe (github.com)

I promise I wasn't reading it, I was traveling across it.

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Manager: We (meaning you) need to do task A. How long will it take?

Me: Task A will take X days to do.

Manager: That seems awful long.

Me: How long do you think it should take?

Manager: It surely could not take any longer than Y days.

Me: Ok, it seems you have an answer to your question then.

Later:

Manager: It’s been Y days, why isn’t task A done yet?

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Technical problems (chaos.social)
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Interview with a DBA (www.youtube.com)
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ISO Insensitive? (thelemmy.club)
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Because nothing gets you promoted faster than a six-figure token bill

A bash one-liner that burns Claude Code or Codex tokens on purpose.

Be the most productive engineer on your team 🚀🚀🚀!

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Font matters (thelemmy.club)

Oh wait…is it Al or AI?

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Say no more, server. (thelemmy.club)
submitted 3 weeks ago by gnufuu@lemmy.ca to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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Cuck Code (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by Trilogy3452@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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It is what it is (thelemmy.club)
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Empathy (thelemmy.club)
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Life finds a way (thelemmy.club)
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AI errno(2) values (www.netmeister.org)
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Shearing point (thelemmy.club)
submitted 1 month ago by xia@lemmy.ca to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

...or you can just vibe-code-it back into existence wherever you need it.

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The circle of life (thelemmy.club)
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