[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 13 points 12 hours ago

The Viral TikTok sensation, never eaten.

~~For sale: baby shoes, never worn.~~

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 9 points 12 hours ago

The Hunter

I'm grabbing a torrent. The plot sounds wonderful but also creepy and horrible. Wonderful because it makes me want to see it. Creepy and horrible because it's as plausible as can be.

Mercenary Martin David is hired by military biotech company, Red Leaf, to go to Tasmania and gather samples of a supposedly extinct marsupial, the thylacine (Tasmanian tiger), with further instructions to kill all remaining tigers to ensure no competing organisation will get their DNA.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 37 points 13 hours ago

I have a question about Iran and war.

I just saw this social media post.

People think Iran closing the strait is their main threat but it's actually flattening Saudi facilities at Abqaiq.

Do you agree? Disagree? Or...?

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 10 points 15 hours ago

This article disagrees with me.

While “American Obituary” may recall U2’s classic “Sunday Bloody Sunday” in its virulent commentary, it’s more of a punk rocker with slashing guitars, and Bono delivering words with a hip-hop cadence almost as if to channel a modern-day Bob Dylan protest song.

https://archive.ph/9rivX

In a nice touch - the article has the lyrics. My browser crashed ~3m into the song so I missed this gem...

The power of the people is so much stronger than the people in power

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[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 12 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

I wanted to use the word "suppurating" but google reminded me that's yellow. And yellowish? So it was poetic license a bridge too far.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 8 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

I was surprised one day when I watched a Youtube vid. Great whites have a pupil that moves around just like ours and Zuck's usually human-like eye mechanisms. The sharks' pupils are usually hidden under that scary black - whatchamacallit. Membrane?

It wasn't this vid but this one is great too - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1K8ndZDSBI

Too long; didn't watch? You can watch just the first 11 seconds.

~0:437 Jaws is mentioned.

Comments...

There's something hauntingly beautiful about that first shark's eye focusing directly on you but with the emotion and purpose of the look still left shrouded in its darkness. Super cool nonetheless.

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Bro when that shark rotated his eye back to look at the camera I almost pooped my pants bro

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Tiger shark...

2:45 THAT'S THE CUTEST SHARK EVER

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I'm very surprised how quiet this thread is. I know "Trump could _______...." is an entire genre of news all to itself but still - this is a potential major Trump war for what the pundits love to call "the region".

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Trump on Truth Social 2 hours ago. I created small paragraphs. It's pretty funny. Trump is talking to Starmer like Jesse Pinkman. If I go to war with Iran - you're helping me, binch.

I have been telling Prime Minister Keir Starmer, of the United Kingdom, that Leases are no good when it comes to Countries, and that he is making a big mistake by entering a 100 Year Lease with whoever it is that is “claiming” Right, Title, and Interest to Diego Garcia, strategically located in the Indian Ocean.

Our relationship with the United Kingdom is a strong and powerful one, and it has been for many years, but Prime Minister Starmer is losing control of this important Island by claims of entities never known of before. In our opinion, they are fictitious in nature.

Should Iran decide not to make a Deal, it may be necessary for the United States to use Diego Garcia, and the Airfield located in Fairford, in order to eradicate a potential attack by a highly unstable and dangerous Regime — An attack that would potentially be made on the United Kingdom, as well as other friendly Countries.

Prime Minister Starmer should not lose control, for any reason, of Diego Garcia, by entering a tenuous, at best, 100 Year Lease. This land should not be taken away from the U.K. and, if it is allowed to be, it will be a blight on our Great Ally. We will always be ready, willing, and able to fight for the U.K., but they have to remain strong in the face of Wokeism, and other problems put before them. DO NOT GIVE AWAY DIEGO GARCIA!

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The sources noted it would likely be a joint U.S.-Israeli campaign that's much broader in scope — and more existential for the regime — than the Israeli-led 12-day war.

[...]

The Israeli government — which is pushing for a maximalist scenario targeting regime change as well as Iran's nuclear and missile programs — is preparing for a scenario of war within days, according to two Israeli officials.

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"The boss is getting fed up. Some people around him warn him against going to war with Iran, but I think there is 90% chance we see kinetic action in the next few weeks," one Trump adviser said.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 12 points 19 hours ago

Cottagecore Woo Woo should be a song by an unknown French EDM band that becomes a huge worldwide hit but then the band quickly has internecine turmoil. They went from being a group playing weddings for fun and barely making any money at all to a band fighting endlessly the increasing mountain of money from their superhit and who really deserves the lion share of the money because legal credit to the lyrics and to music. And the majority of the lyrics are simply cottagecore woo woo and the music is based on a very popular four chord pop-rock chord progression.

The four chord pop-rock chord progression in question.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 10 points 20 hours ago

I couldn't think up a funny headline so I stole a joke from Bluesky.*

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* I'm grumpy and tired today. So I'm entitled.

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[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 12 points 20 hours ago

Can I trust you to give me accurate legal advice, medical advice, tax advice plus be in a relationship with me plus give me strong passwords because you are smart and clever? Or are you a soulless plagiarism machine that can't be trusted and my relationship to you is corrupting my already deluded mind?

Thanks for the gold kind stranger.

Oh! I forgot! You're smart and clever and funny!

I am.

I love you, Moloch2.

I love you too, Password123!

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[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 28 points 1 day ago

"Late Show" host Stephen Colbert unloaded..."

Really? What exactly did he say?

"Let’s just call this what it is: Donald Trump’s administration wants to silence anyone who says anything bad about Trump on TV, because all Trump does is watch TV, OK? He’s like a toddler with too much screen time. [He] gets cranky and then drops a load in his diaper."

Oh, yeah. He really unloaded.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 32 points 1 day ago

What the ever loving fuck. Are these ghouls grown in labs without mothers and without any form of friendship, companionship or love?

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Michigan congresswomen get no answers on Baldwin ICE facility death during visit and tour

Circumstances around the death of Nenko Gantchev, who died in ICE custody in December, are still unclear after a visit to the detention facility where he died, according to U.S. Reps. Haley Stevens (D-Birmingham) and Hillary Scholten (D-Grand Rapids), who toured the North Lake Processing Center in Baldwin, Mich. on Tuesday.

[...]

Stevens [seemed] generally impressed with the staff during the visit and their treatment of detainees.

“Of note, there is female leadership here, and there are women who walked with us today and explained, on the intake process, how important it is to treat people with humanity,” Stevens said. “And that obviously really stuck out to me, because some of the things that we are witnessing before our eyes, in our neighborhoods, in our streets, is really a lack of humanity.”

Both congresswomen did note, however, that at least one individual who they spoke to expressed a fear of punishment or retribution for sharing his concerns about the facility — though they attempted to speak with him privately, they were denied that opportunity. Stevens noted that she plans to remain in touch with that person’s family in Macomb County to ensure he is not punished for speaking with the congresswomen.

“He was kept for several weeks in what everyone there refers to as ‘the hole,’ which is similar to a solitary confinement,” Scholten said of the same detainee. “He spoke of being kept in a freezing room where he couldn’t feel his toes and having his food just thrown into his cell. So these are things that we really need to take seriously.”

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What's a very easy way to kill all js at a particular domain? Ideally - I'd like some kind of kill switch I can click.

Example link at news4sanantonio.com. The damn site showed me page as normal but for only literally about one second. And then I got that very annoying error message.

The only way I know is via Ublock Origin. I have to write a couple filters and that's annoying.

! news4sanantonio.com
! 2026-02-17 "Oops! Something went wrong!" Yes, that's true - you fuckers!
||news4sanantonio.com^$script
||news4sanantonio.com^$inline-script

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Trivia

The number of SCRIPT tags on that page is insane.

  • In HEAD 53
  • In BODY 128
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UPDATE: Staff at the ICE concentration camp in Dilley, Texas have begun raiding the dormitories of kids and their parents to confiscate and destroy letters from the children. This is in response to the ace reporting by @micarosenberg et al for ProPublica:

https://xcancel.com/PabloReports/status/2023783585296064964

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