I assumed it was real. What makes me funny to me is I don't care if it really happened or not.

Or if they're younger - cue up Stand by Me.

Saxon is 20.

I love how "winding down" didn't mean anything at all. Somebody should put some BIG BOY BUTTONS on Trump's desk. One for "Stop war - maybe" and "Continue war - maybe". Both buttons do the same thing. Nothing.

You've tempted me to go to the Bluesky thread and say "Trump's body count is way higher. Does that mean he's a bigger badass?"

Them Irany-ites can shove it. I'm always on TRUMP TIME!

Who won the Indiana 2026 state tetris championship?

Nobody knows shapes - especially moving shapes - better than Trump. That's why I won the award for the... um... moving shapes video game tet thing. And I won in every state because omnipotrump. Best word. Every video game award is mine.

best homemade jam (stonefruit category) in Tuscon for 2026

No jam because of bad toast event. But - important - remember - every American award is Trump from now on. Or it will bad - very, very bad - for you. My ballroom will have a multi-floor basement awards room. Like a super warehouse. Needs to be filled.

I'm always amazed at my inability to correctly remember any movie trivia no matter how recent the movies are. I got two movies confused. I had to google to learn that's The Menu. But now I can't for the life of me the title of the second movie where the rich eat people.

Ninja edit. What You Wish For.

Saxon is 20.

Trump also said the Strait of Hormuz “will have to be guarded and policed… by other nations who use it — The United States does not,” adding the U.S. would assist if asked, but that it would be an “easy military operation” for others after Iran’s “threat is eradicated.”

Classic Trump.

We all know the WSJ is 100% pro-American and 100% militaristic but I was still surprised that there wasn't a single word about American weaknesses. Iran's strengths were all pooh-poohed. According to the article - it'll probably take weeks for the US military to "take back control of the strait". But it's possible that they Iranians could "could still get a lucky shot".

Taking back control of the strait assumed new urgency Thursday as Iran began laying plans to allow select ships through, with Tehran’s Parliament considering a law to charge tolls. It raised the prospect that Iran could leverage its position and make deals with nations that need oil, gas and other commodities produced in the Persian Gulf region.

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Lowering the threat to the point where ships can resume transiting the strait is “doable but it takes time and you are probably never going to get to 100%,” Connell said. “We could reach a stage where we’re getting ships through and they could still get a lucky shot,” he added.