[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 3 points 55 minutes ago

I don't know why but this really makes me laugh.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 5 points 9 hours ago

I googled can trump fire vance but google was shit. That's certainly intentional. I block the AI shit at the top but I assume the AI vomited up an answer. It's tempting for me to unblock it for a sec but fuck that.

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I found a Treads - erm - thread.

He can’t fire him outright. If he can get Vance to resign, or have him impeached and removed, he can nominate a replacement who must be approved by both houses of Congress.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 26 points 13 hours ago

I'd love to see that movie. Love.

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Guardian update - According to the White House press pool, JD Vance boarded the Air Force Two aircraft at 7.08am local time, and is about to depart from Pakistan.

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AP update - Vance spoke for about three minutes, took three questions

The U.S. vice president spoke at a podium in front of a pair of American flags, with special envoy Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner to his side. He spoke for one minute before taking three questions from reporters. His entire remarks lasted just more than three minutes. He offered thanks and walked away without taking additional questions.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 31 points 13 hours ago

I hope Trump posts...

VD LOSER FAILED. NEW VP SOON.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 27 points 17 hours ago

"Dude."

"You are in the Pakistan Armed Forces. Act like it. We are not 'dudes'."

"Whatevers. Pakistan should be a main character. But we're generals. We got sway. We can do something. We can do side quest."

'What would this crazy idea 'side quest' be?"

"A missile test in the Arabian sea."

"That would be inappropriate."

"You know you wanna. I see you smilin'."

Sighs. Picks up a phone "Get me missile command."

"Hell, yeah!"

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 57 points 17 hours ago

NYT update

We’re now crossed 4 a.m. local time in Islamabad and Vice President JD Vance is still in negotiations with the Iranians. The American delegation arrived at the Serena Hotel shortly after noon on Saturday, but the press has not seen Vance or other senior officials since they arrived in Pakistan hours earlier. During the more than 15 hours of talks, the White House has not provided any details about the status of the negotiations.

Not even lies?

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This shit is never going to be regulated at all in any fashion...

The criminal charges mark a new front in a high-stakes legal battle over whether prediction markets should be subject to the same rules as gambling companies. Kalshi maintains it’s a financial marketplace rather than a gambling operation and should only have to answer to the federal Commodities Futures Trading Commission, not the state of Arizona.

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Kalshi has said its product is different from gambling operations because Kalshi’s customers engage in “swaps” between one another instead of betting against the “house.”

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President Donald Trump’s eldest son is an adviser for both Kalshi and Polymarket and an investor in the latter. Trump’s social media platform Truth Social is also launching its own cryptocurrency-based prediction market called Truth Predict.

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[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 14 points 19 hours ago

He's a total nut but I can't tell what's real and what's performance with that guy. In some alternate universe not only is Trump a Broadway producer - Jones is his favorite actor to cast.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 64 points 19 hours ago

How many times has Trump said he won? 20+?

NYT update

President Trump stopped to talk to reporters before leaving the White House for a trip to Miami. As negotiations continue in Pakistan, Trump said it did not matter to him if a deal with Iran is reached or not. [He said:]

“We win, regardless. We’ve defeated them militarily."

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[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 83 points 22 hours ago

The death toll in Lebanon from the current round of fighting with Israel that began in early March has reached 2,020, with at least 6,436 people wounded, the health ministry reported to the National News Agency. - NYT update

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Look at the face! 😍

I was thrilled to get this shot of a gorgeous Red Kite today near Steart Marshes in Somerset! 😀

It was holding the flesh of some creature in its talons and was eating it as it flew right over my head! 😮

Zoom in and just Look at the face! 😍🐦

https://bsky.app/profile/carlbovisnature.bsky.social/post/3mfx6v6r2cc22

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Archive sites aren't working.

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Full textA leveraged bet at the top of a “buy-high” cycle tends to do one thing: deepen the downside. In 2025, Donald Trump’s family did just, wagering billions of dollars on bitcoin.

It was May of 2025, and Trump had just reentered the White House. Crypto markets were going bananas. The president’s sons, who had already made their father hundreds of millions richer with various Trump-themed digital assets, decided the next move was to make an institutional-sized bet on crypto’s flagship currency: bitcoin.

At the time, a single bitcoin cost $108,000. But with their father in the White House, the Trump sons predicted it would rise by more than 50% over the next year. “I think [it] clears $170,000,” Eric Trump declared on stage at a bitcoin conference, confidently dressed in a suit with no tie. “I was going to say between 175 and 150,” added his similarly attired brother, Donald Trump Jr.

The siblings, tasked with managing their father’s business when he returned to the White House, believed in bitcoin enough to put real money on the line. The president had placed his most valuable asset, a 52% interest in the Trump Media and Technology Group worth $2.6 billion, into a trust that left the elder Trump as the sole beneficiary but technically handed control to Don Jr.

Under the watch of the younger generation, the business strayed from its social-media roots to make a massive crypto bet. It sold $1.4 billion of stock and $1 billion of convertible bonds, then plowed the proceeds into bitcoin. In the two months between the deal’s announcement and consummation, the price of bitcoin kept climbing, hitting $119,000 by July, when Trump Media made its purchases.

The transaction reshaped the president’s portfolio, reducing his stake in Trump Media to 41%, adding a mountain of debt, and turning Donald Trump into one of the world’s biggest bitcoin investors.

If the heirs’ price targets held, the payoff was clear: roughly $1 billion of gains within a year.

They didn’t hold.

Bitcoin stalled after the purchase. It remained somewhat steady for a few months, giving the Trump family little reason to celebrate—or worry, for that matter. In August, Trump Media poured another $114 million into a lesser-known cryptocurrency, Cronos.

Then everything came tumbling down. In late November, a dip in the broader market pulled down riskier assets like bitcoin and Cronos. By month’s end, Trump Media’s crypto assets, for which it had paid $2.4 billion, were worth an estimated $1.8 billion.

Inside the company, efforts to stem the losses began. Trump Media hedged about one-third of its bitcoin toward the end of the year, seemingly limiting potential downside and upside. January brought another unpleasant gut check: Fed Chairman Jerome Powell signaled, to the president’s dismay, that interest rates would remain elevated. Bitcoin fell 5% in a day, dropping the value of Trump Media’s holdings to an estimated $1.7 billion.

The company extended its hedges, initially set to expire in March, to last until June. Just how much protection that has provided remains unclear. What is clear: Trump Media wants to project confidence amid its troubles. “Our bitcoin holdings reflect a long-term investment in this revolutionary digital currency, which we do not judge based on temporary, cyclical downturns,” spokesperson Shannon Devine said in a statement.

But investors are already judging—harshly. Trump Media shares have fallen more sharply than bitcoin itself, reflecting not just a loss of confidence in the crypto, but in the company.

With bitcoin at roughly $72,000 today, Trump Media’s crypto stash sits at an estimated $1.4 billion, down $1 billion. The president’s personal stake in Trump Media, meanwhile, has fallen $1.6 billion since his sons trumpeted their bitcoin predictions onstage.

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