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[-] [email protected] 37 points 5 days ago

lmao

Not only does it double down on the incorrect response, but by the end it has talked itself into being even more wrong. Love that our whole world now rests on this technology.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 5 days ago

Certified double-b moment

[-] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago

Sam Altman jumping in "GPT-6 is moving fast. Once we get another $100,000,000,000 - blueberry 'b' bissues band bthe blike bwill be ba bthing bof bthe bpast. Believe bme. Believe bme."

[-] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Preschoolers get this right more often than AI does.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

AI is not proof that man's knowledge of computing has exceeded our imaginations, but that man's knowledge of computing was determined by how many gamer GPUs he has to sell to meet the shareholder's demand to receive more funding, obviously.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

blueb-berry. they're berries that are blueb-colored. don't mistake this for the word "blueberry" which was a failed smartphone of the early 2000s. the fruit is called Bblueberry, which is spelled "BLUEBERRY" with two bbs in the middle, one in "blue" and one in "berry".

the word is so bouncy and fun to say! blue-b-berry! blooba-berry! bluebberry pankaces! bluebberry jamm and bblueberry jell-ly

[-] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago

It trying it's hardest to gaslight you lmao

Jesus christ this 'future' sucks so much

[-] [email protected] 20 points 4 days ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

moving to momtana soon

gonna be a momboss tycoon

[-] [email protected] 20 points 5 days ago
[-] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

I didn't know I wanted to see a map written in your conlang but I definitely do now

[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

I can throw one together, I'm sure.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago

Aphadris is a pretty cool name

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

I like Misfrani, Teirressile, and Ceokбla

[-] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago

Did a slight variation where I asked GPT to “generate a map of Canada with all the provinces named” — even worse

[-] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

I know it's some rando algos doing their thing but it still has the vibe of a human joke. Ontario is great. But there's something about USA New Brunswick that really makes me laugh.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

Ontario is like some self-replicating virus ripping through the central and eastern U.S.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

Greenland has been eliminated

[-] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago

hawah is just how it*lians pronounce it

[-] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago

Hawah-ah-ah-ah, c'mon c'mon get down with the sickness

[-] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

Hawah?

Could be better. Nino... He fucked up his collections again. Thin ice - that guy.

No. I meant the state. Your vacation.

Oh, that. Don't even ask. Another problem I gotta deal wit.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago

list of states that the AI has noticed and need to be concerned about clanker attacks: Washington, Oregon, Utah, Arizona, Colorado, Kansas, Texas, Oklahoma. it is clearly moving east. Iowa is close to falling.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago

I kinda wish my state was named Mez Mico.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

Greetings from Oudbita

[-] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago

Can't figure out my favorite, but it's probably Sahe O'Midsuxa or MMO

[-] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago

Momtana is such a minor change that it's the funniest one to me. Like here is my state. She is my mom

[-] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

girls are from venus, boys are from mars, moms are from Momtana

[-] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

West Virginia apparently turning Russian is great, looks like it's in Cyrillic now

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

🎶 Почти рай, Западная Вирджиния

Голубой хребет, река Шенандоа🎶

Edit: OMG it's real

[-] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago

Sahe O'Midsuxa

That is a really good one. But I also like the lowkey but still odd Oubita.

Ninja edit. I just noticed Misfrani and it literally made me laugh out loud.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago

WisCUBSjia is what they'll call it when Chicago invades

[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Too late, Kenosha is already outer Chicago

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

Russia has colonized the Rust Belt! possum-mama

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

It's a good sign that AI wants to quarantine all WoW players farthest away from everyone else in the state of MMO.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

only correctly spelled ones are real states, sorry california

[-] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago

It's funnier that it got some right and just mangled so many

Didn't even bother with New England either

[-] [email protected] 20 points 5 days ago

To me the funniest part is in thumbnail it all looks right and then you zoom in and it's clearly not. It's like the perfect representation of AI. On the surface from 1000ft it looks fine but as soon as you do any inspection at all it's clearly wrong

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

you people keep telling me that chatgpt can't think and yet what could be smarter than lazily shoveling off the bare minimum acceptable work and hoping it goes unscrutinized

*this post is a joke i don't think chatgpt is smart

[-] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago

It gets them kinda right on the west, but as soon as it crosses the ~~Mississippi~~ Mesigeb River it just gives up

[-] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago

It's weird how the left side of the map is wonky but not crazy yet east of Texas is a total mess. And not just names - shapes are changed too. West Virginia for example - whatever it's new unpronounceable and unspellable name is.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

yeah it looks like it just starts from left to right and gives up. even the map smudges into oblivion.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago

This just looks like the name of a Russian industrial band

[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Would that transliterate to something like "rnepioronamr" or "rnemoronamr"

[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Or an Japanese avant-garde metal band.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

10aho is now a permanent member of my lexicon

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