FlakesBongler

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I don't think they'd go for that

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 hours ago (5 children)

Wonder what video game they're gonna blame for this one

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 hours ago (7 children)

DC Sniper 2: Gunpowder Boogaloo

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

Which is exactly why they'd go for it

Some synthetic bacon and a dick-sucking machine is all they want out of life

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 hours ago (6 children)

I'm picturing CyberPunk, but no flying cars, no cyberware, and most importantly no vegetables

Not even synthetic ones

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I love them

Especially the little chef one

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Nope, they had the Star Destroyer fleet project a giant TV screen where ol' Sheev yelled at everyone

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Yeah, those Galaxy of Fear books were pretty cool

 

Thank goodness we live in a time where we know how to treat our owls

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

The guy with the Cybertruck in the rich town next to mine is selling it

A month to the day when I saw him driving it and pointed and laughed at him

Coincidence?

I think not

 
 

My partner was watching a show and this popped up, made me cackle

First person to guess gets a single non-monetary favor from me

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This guy! 👍👍

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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

I'm gonna spoil the movie, so if you care, it's probably best if you stop reading here because I'm not putting the entire thing in spoiler tags

So, long story short, Civil War is a beautifully made film that's also cowardly and disappointing

The cinematography is great, the sound is excellent, but the movie lacks something very important, an actual message

If the movie is supposed to be about truth and journalism and its importance, that never comes through, instead it feels very much like "The Troops are Brave: Camera Edition"

Because at no point in the film does the actual work journalists do comes up, instead you're treated to scene after scene of our protagonists taking pictures of war and atrocities, but never actually saying anything about it, which seems to be the tack the film itself is taking

That war is bad, but never bothering to explore the how's and why's of the conflict

The most hints we get as to why the president is bad is a mention that he has a third term (gasp) and ordered air strikes on civilians

Which, uh, I suppose is enough for some people, but the vociferousness with which the forces of the aptly named Western Forces pursue and execute the president suggest something far more interesting, which the movie could not even be bothered to even try and explore

To make a film about the United States becoming balkanized without bothering to even offer a smidgen of backstory as to its causes or even into the politics of the sides only serves to make the film a hollow shell

We're left with nothing to the film, and it seems like they're not even bothered by that, which is an absolute shame because they could have at least tried to say something

Instead, they chose very hard to say absolutely nothing, which only makes the apathy all the worse

 

Who wants to play with me? shy

I'm on Playstation as FuriosoThe

 

It's me, Flakes Bongler, the secret mastermind behind HexBear

In celebration of Valentine's Day, everyone who has found true love can go home early today!

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Eeeeeeeee

 

So, my partner finally decided to get with on the trolley and start getting shit for free

Problem is, I've been out of the sailing game for a while, so I don't know what's good anymore and I figure y'all probably know what's gonna work best for us anyway

I'm sort of tech savvy, but anything on the less finicky side would probably be best

Thanks in advance, -Love, Flakes

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