[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 hour ago

#2 most powerful country in the world!*

*According to the Tories

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 hours ago

Quest Received:

One for my Baby

[-] [email protected] 20 points 3 hours ago

Dear Chad Whiteman, we regret to inform you that Ilinois never actually legalized sports betting. A SWAT team is on its way to your home to arrest you for racketeering. Also, we don't know what fees you're talking about, so shrug-outta-hecks

[-] [email protected] 17 points 4 hours ago

The thumbs down just make it funnier

[-] [email protected] 16 points 19 hours ago

There are certainly people who go out of their way to defend Russia, but for fuck's sake, Ukraine literally was attempting an ethnic cleansing campaign while also violating multiple treaties

If it were any other country, the libs would gladly be in favor of retaliatory action

[-] [email protected] 7 points 21 hours ago

You said we can say what we want

[-] [email protected] 12 points 21 hours ago

Any of these little fuckers just pop out of the fucking wall and say 'Fuck, there's a horse cock in my room, or a donkey dick?

[-] [email protected] 35 points 22 hours ago

jesus-christ

Oh boy, my nightmares of nuclear war are back in play!

[-] [email protected] 20 points 22 hours ago

You ever see a ghost with a big fucking donkey dick just spraying cum every fucking place?

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago

McTech

sigh

[-] [email protected] 82 points 1 day ago

It's liberal for "nothing"

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Opus DEI (hexbear.net)
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Is that a thing?

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My ferret Lupo (AKA Big King Scrump) just had a heart attack and died in my arms right now

I'm writing this because if I don't, I'm going to scream and it's half-past midnight and I really don't want to tell the cops I'm screaming at midnight because my ferret died

I just hurt so goddamed much right now

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anti-italian-action

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Wallowing in her own depravity

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Before going awwwwww...

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Bone Amee (hexbear.net)
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sans-doot skeleton-wave skeleton-motorcycle

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context

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Flakes' Filharmonic Day One (music.youtube.com)
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Starting up a thing because I wanted to share some music that I like

This is from KMFDM's debut album What Do You Know Deutschland?, released in 1986

Lot of good songs on this one, but Kickin' Ass is a personal favorite

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It's a Small World (hexbear.net)
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Watching Out There: Crimes of the Paranormal on Hulu and who should show up but brace-watching

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He's my number 2!

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PURGE TOILET (hexbear.net)
submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Time to start committing all the toilet crimes

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RETVURN (hexbear.net)
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