[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 1 points 40 minutes ago

Yup, do not investigate

You didn't see anything

You don't know a Flakes Bongler

And you definitely don't know anything about the Mythical Flying Machine of one Phineas Q. Swenson or how I found it and have been flying around everyone's house with it

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 4 points 1 hour ago

Miniature UFO

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 3 points 10 hours ago

I suggest canned foods and shotguns

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 6 points 11 hours ago

Wait, they did?

Fuckin' weird, but i love Dragon's Dogma 2

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 4 points 12 hours ago

Oh my gosh, finally!

Goliath gets his due

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 66 points 1 day ago

He's right, James Bond can't be woke

So, no more James Bond

Society has progressed beyond the need for James Bond

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 46 points 1 day ago

I don't even live in Maine and I am absolutely sick to my back teeth about this guy

Yes, the new face of the Democratic party is a straight white guy with a Nazi tattoo and a lust for blood and i'm going to be hearing about him until he or I die

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 28 points 1 day ago

Fetterman Redux

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 20 points 1 day ago

Well, he's only one man!

And he certainly can't join an organization or start one because that would mean talking to people face-to-face

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago

Good job 47, now make your way to the extraction point

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago

It does look oddly latexy :hyperflush:

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Star Wars (gameinformer.com)

This might be the best thing written about Star Wars since Stars got Warred

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The rest of you have some 'splainin to do angery

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Whfhffhwhfhfhwhhhqiifhhwhhfiiiiwhhhfhffffhhhhfhfhfiiwieief?

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Cyberstan Stands (thelemmy.club)

If you want a good view of what it must have looked like when Stalingrad repelled the Nazis and Nazi high command had to blame someone, check out the Helldivers sub on reddit-logo

They are absolutely melting down right now

Peak fascist infighting

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I might have overdone it with the wacky tobaccy, but that's no excuse to be so mean to me kitty-cri

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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by FlakesBongler@hexbear.net to c/slop@hexbear.net
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Never Forget (hexbear.net)

Happy January 6th to all who celebrate that guy taking a laser to his own balls until death

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I'm Doing My Part! (hexbear.net)

I'm punishing a Yankee pig by stubbing their little toe on a doorframe!

No, i'm not just recontextualizing hurting myself by accident, stop saying that

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U of M (hexbear.net)

So my partner does design work and her current project is with a couple of different universities

University of Miami is being really nasty about her work, so I drew this on my phone to show her and she's been laughing for the last 20 minutes and said you all would probably like it too

It's a Gator doing a dropkick in front of a cross that's also in front of the setting sun

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You know it

I know it

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submitted 9 months ago by FlakesBongler@hexbear.net to c/news@hexbear.net

Short version: Bunch of Jarheads tried to sneak into North Korea to plant a listening device on Trump's orders, got spotted immediately, killed the witnesses, sank their bodies, then immediately ran back home

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This is what happens

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