like god damn holy shit how come y'all ain't been posting this shit before??

sorry it's not an xcancel or nitter link, i'm not an extreme turbo nerd

because I would have downloaded it if I knew it was going to be thought-police banned everywhere immediately

that instagram clip that was posted last night didn't have the full thing

Just like idk I feel like every single person with a name attached who is doing the "free speech activist :'(" slowjerk over the "horrible" violence committed against Charlie Kirk should be remembered for that and actively dumped on at absolutely every opportunity, just sayin'

this maintenance guy who usually eats the vegan stuff and gives me precious compliments and praise asked what I put on the plaintains and I was like "cinnamon, nutmeg and sugar, roasted them and then drizzled a coconut syrup glaze on top" and then asked if he'd tried them and he was like "no, I was about to but I heard some of the kids talking about them"

and I'm like "oh what were they saying, anything good?" and he like, looked away, distant for a second, before being like "No." and I'm really wondering if these college kids were like haahahaha it looks like cum

thoughts?

Aside from not just forgiving them obviously

It used to be every few months there'd be a hurricane or a tornado or something and a national disaster would be declared and my loans would be made current or whatever, kicking the can down the road until i actually have to start paying

Yeah that stopped when Biden was president and it sure as shit wasn't due to lack of national disasters

Fuck the Democrats

He's talking to this other chuddy coworker and they're talking about the American flag for some reason and all of a sudden he's just like "how many stars and how many stripes do you think you could take off of there before anybody starts to notice" and like oh my god holy shit it just killed me

like for real what the fuck, my tomatoes were doing great all summer and then all of a sudden some mite pieces of shit get BLOWN IN ON THE WIND? and nothing is fucking killing these fuckers. I've drenched all the plants with permethrin based shit that claims to kill spidermites, NOTHING. I drenched them in this shit that specifically says it's a miticide and fungicide with like tau fluvolinate or what the fuck ever in it. NOTHING. I tried a different permethrin spray, nothing. I bought a bottle of this spinosad shit that also advertises killing spider mites, NOTHING. like literally not even any visible impact whatsoever.

nobody needs to tell me about neem oil because I'm not going to out out there and physically remove all these mites and shit and I really doubt neem oil is going to do shit when I've already basically gassed these plants like they're Germans in the great war with some INCLUDING oil based smothering agents and it's done fuck dick all

I should have just bought and unleashed thousands of predatory mites but at the time it was like "wow that would be like 50 fuckin' dollars, these tomatoes ain't worth that" but now the mites are all up in my fucking peppers, rosemary, and my fucking lemon tree too

real talk where are all my fucking ladybugs at? this house was full of the fuckers over the winter, aren't they supposed to be out there EATING THESE MITES?

that's it, that's all the post you're getting out of me, but it's a real question with real consequences

that's it, that's the post

Apparently they're blaming the decision to stop us from taking home food because of some dipshit who took too much shit home. Idk if that's true this time (last time it was the impetus for them to give a shit, some guy was taking home like four fucking containers of shit every day) but even if they're just scapegoating someone it's still collective punishment which, according to the Geneva convention, is a literal crime against humanity

society

We're gonna Throw Down at work and I don't make a lot of hot sauces so i'm hereto cheat. If you work with me and you're reading this you told me you were too good for hexbear go away!!