SacredExcrement

joined 4 years ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

So he's definitely eaten people right

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I care quite a lot about Kamala adopting Joe's border shutdown policies, and her deciding to run on Trump being 'soft' on the border.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 day ago

How else are you going to make a perfectly solid design into a fire hazard

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (3 children)

A lot of liberal voters don't know her border policies

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 days ago (3 children)

They have that reputation because they vote liberal, that's it

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Would be assassin really fucked up the opportunity to make amazing meme material

Imagine if he'd actually gotten whacked

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago

I vote we test his theory by bludgeoning him to death and seeing if he is born as someone else

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago

Monarchist and national conservative

So a Nazi that though Hitler should've taken the title 'Kaiser' again instead of 'Fuhrer', got it

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I can't claim credit, someone here used that one some time back, but I do love it

[–] [email protected] 51 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Always On Camera can't help herself

Imagine what she could do if she actually kept that energy directed at her own party's nominee

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

...It also includes a piece of a speech by Fritz Kuhn, the leader of the German-American Bund (the American wing of the Nazi party), in which he rails against the "Jewish-controlled media" and says it’s time to return United States to the white Christians who he says founded the nation. At one point during the speech a 26-year-old plumber’s helper from Brooklyn named Isadore Greenbaum charges the stage and yells, "Down with Hitler."

He is beaten up by Bund guards and his clothing is ripped off in the attack before New York police officers arrest him for disorderly conduct. (In court that night, the judge said, “Don’t you realize that innocent people might have been killed?” Greenbaum responded, “Don’t you realize that plenty of Jewish people might be killed with their persecution up there?”)

I feel like it would be too easy to draw a parallel here to a CURRENT, ongoing genocide and the way protestors trying to stop the current murder machine are treated...

 

Joe Biden threw down the gauntlet on Wednesday, directly challenging former President Donald Trump – his expected 2024 rival — to not one, but two debates. Within hours, CNN announced via press release that it would be hosting the first debate in the presidential rematch on June 27 in the key battleground state of Georgia — where Trump remains under criminal indictment for attempting to interfere with the results of the 2020 election.

lmao

Participating candidates will be required to “appear on a sufficient number of state ballots to reach the 270 electoral vote threshold to win the presidency prior to the eligibility deadline” — meaning that potential third-party candidate RFK Jr. will likely be unable to take the stage.

Gonna be interesting to see whose amphetamines wear off first

 

“Something interesting that comes from Israel, 40 percent” of the drones “knocked out” by the Israeli army are shot down in cases of “friendly fire,” Marine Lt Col Michael Pruden told The War Zone and other attendees of the yearly Modern Day Marine exposition in Washington DC.

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This is such a trainwreck lmao; I was trying to follow one of my old links to Joe's COVID strategy, don't know what I was expecting. I'm trying to find the most hilariously pathetic part of this page

Maybe it's the obvious (to us) reasons it is completely empty now, stripped because of complete, abject failure, and the refusal to even address it any longer

Maybe it's the 5 different 'Donate' links

Maybe it's the flagrant "buy my slop, peon" tone

Maybe it's the overarching attempt to be like the kids (they still like "Dark Brandon", right?)

 

I can't stop laughing

Preventing another Jan. 6

Biden scraps Trump’s paint scheme for Air Force One

Biden recommends loosening federal restrictions on marijuana

Countering China with a new alliance between Japan and South Korea

Union-busting gets riskier

Biden empowers federal agencies to monitor AI

The U.S. is producing more oil than anytime in history

is in the same article as

Renewable power is the No. 2 source of electricity in the U.S. — and climbing

where BOTH are presented as good things

These are real subheaders from an article about things Joe Biden did

Someone please burn this shithole down already

 

You can't make this up lmao

The Taiwanese reports also noted some of the balloons’ proximity to the island’s military bases. Of the four reported on Tuesday, three were first detected 120 to 184 miles from the Ching Chuan Kang Air Base in the city of Taichung. Taiwan’s defense ministry declined to specify how close to the base they may have flown.

"Yeah it totally came near our airbase. How close? We won't say"

Taiwan has, so far at least, experienced none of the alarm that gripped many Americans last year when a hulking Chinese high-altitude surveillance balloon floated across the United States.

michael-laugh

This whole thing is a comedic goldmine, to say nothing of the headline

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