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[–] [email protected] 102 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Imagine a world where Trump wins the electoral college but gets less than 30% of the popular vote because the liberal states took him off the ballot.

[–] [email protected] 75 points 10 months ago

you really almost dont even need to try all that hard to imagine that happening, either.

[–] [email protected] 88 points 10 months ago (5 children)

I think the Supreme Court is gonna come down on the side of not letting states determine who gets put on the ballot. It’s way too destabilizing (in a “bad for capital” kind of way) because once you open that door every state with a trifecta in state govt is gonna remove the opposing presidential candidate, guaranteed. Well, the GOP will at least.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I have theories based on shitty premises:

Worst thing that could happen - supreme court allows it, leftists put people in a state government and the fucking gestapo comes in and goes really mask off with the crumbling democracy

Therefore the funniest thing that could happen - libs respond to gestapo singing Hamilton songs. It causes the supreme court to change their mind but not before all the leftists close to power are ousted

[–] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago

I think the most likely thing the US supreme Court will say is:

Ah, not so fast, he wasn't convicted. And yeah not everyone in the civil war was convicted but this is the most important guy. You can only do this to presidents who have been convicted. We're even being fair, you see, because Florida or whoever has to put Biden back on the ballot!

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[–] [email protected] 87 points 10 months ago

Trump gearing up to be elected second president of the Confederate States.

[–] [email protected] 82 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Character idea: guy who doesn't care about politics but goes vote for Trump to 'set things right.'

[–] [email protected] 101 points 10 months ago (1 children)

this isn't even a character, this is going to be half of the voters in 2024

"I don't like Trump, but it's not right what they're doing to him"

[–] [email protected] 67 points 10 months ago (2 children)

yea

At least it'll be funny watching Biden lose to the only man less fit for the job.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 10 months ago (1 children)

not even sure about the less fit part honestly

[–] [email protected] 40 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I know biden is more fit because I have seen him on a bike, doesn't Trump believe exercise wastes your orgone energy ir something so you die sooner?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Bit idea: guy who cares deeply about who is fit for the office of POTUS, but takes it to literally mean physical fitness.

This guy may or may not have violated his Volcel pledge in his shorts when Biden challenged Trump to a push-up contest during the 2020 debates.

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[–] [email protected] 76 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I really really want to see some third party seriously take on Biden in states without Trump on the ballot. It would be hilarious if they manage to win a state and fuck up the electoral college, leaving no winner.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

MFW the closest thing there is to a relevant third party are the fucking libertarians, who are just republicans who haven't read The Turner Diaries yet.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 10 months ago (2 children)

no electoral winner means congress decides who the president is. It's happened before. It's how Andrew Jackson got elected.

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Wait this is one that could actually matter right? Trump would never in a million years win Colorado but I can see a world in which he could win Maine.

Is this how American "Democracy" dies? By states just throwing a viable candidate off the ballot? That's...not how I would have guessed.

[–] [email protected] 77 points 10 months ago (6 children)

what could possibly go wrong if you massively motivate Trump's base to vote by feeding their aggrievement while your own candidate is historically unpopular?

[–] [email protected] 63 points 10 months ago (2 children)

No no no, they will finally come to their senses and vote for the other genocidal war criminal.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

idiot Americans don't understand that the economy is actually doing incredibly and Biden is the genocide-reduction candidate

[–] [email protected] 48 points 10 months ago

The real joke is the US tearing itself apart because one half can't vote for their genocidal, war crime partaking, racist, septuagenarian, capitalist bootlicker and instead have to watch the genocidal, war crime partaking, racist, octogenarian, capitalist bootlicker 'win'

[–] [email protected] 51 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Weren't the 2022 midterms an unexpectedly poor turnout for the Republicans as so many of them bought into the "stolen election" bit? Isn't this just going to further reinforce their beliefs that the elections are all rigged?

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 10 months ago

The illusion of democracy is crumbling elmofire

[–] [email protected] 60 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

2020 me (ironically): “the election was stolen”
2024 me (unironically): “the election was stolen”

[–] [email protected] 61 points 10 months ago (1 children)

every year, me (unironically): "the election was stolen by capital"

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Super Tuesday in 2020 made me realize the Dems treat the process of electing a leader like McDonald's does a build-a-burger contest. So people could feel profoundly that Bernie Sanders is correct, but the manager in charge of the burger contest isn't really going to start giving people "bag of lettuce and mayonnaise," so they'll just tinker with the process so it doesn't get the most votes.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago

Boaty McBoatface tier fuckery. "Oh, you want healthcare, wages, and doing something about the fascists killing you in the street? Nah, you actually voted for genocide and union busting, but we'll co-opt your ironic meme in one picture on our website and wear a Kente cloth in the single most out of touch meaningless statement of all time."

[–] [email protected] 57 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Balkanize speed run cmon cmon!

[–] [email protected] 56 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Death of America let's fuckin gooooo lets-fucking-go

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 10 months ago

yesss balkanize sicko-flipped

[–] [email protected] 53 points 10 months ago (2 children)

something something closing in.

These MFs really want Trump to be even more of a martyr?

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Honestly i would actually respect the democrats if they sacked up and banned him from running. They won't because they are a bunch of disorganized neurotic pmc wusses.

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 10 months ago

pog-dolphin Maine has two electoral districts and one voted went for Trump in the last two elections

Colorado was meaningless. Now they're about to be mad lmao. Hahaha

[–] [email protected] 44 points 10 months ago (5 children)

I'm taking bets on which state will be next. You can place bets on one state or dude a spread for lower odds.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 10 months ago (1 children)

gonna place my chip on the 4 corners monument

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 10 months ago (20 children)

Liberals cheering this on don't understand the backlash and repercussions it will cause.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago

What 0 analysis of material conditions does to a mf

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 10 months ago

Funniest outcome would be having him incapacitated due to deteriorating health and then Haley winning in a landslide

[–] [email protected] 43 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 41 points 10 months ago

Or 7-2.
Or 8-1.
Or 9-0.

9-0 is very dangerous because I could die laughing.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 10 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 44 points 10 months ago (6 children)

Wait what the hell Trump’s back on the Colorado ballot rn too after appealing? What the fuck is even going on anymore? Is this our Gorbachev arc? concerned-confusion

[–] [email protected] 41 points 10 months ago

Is this our Gorbachev arc?

Trump already made the Pizza Hut commercial. It's over. sad-boi

[–] [email protected] 38 points 10 months ago (7 children)

no that's how it works. The appeal means the Colorado Supreme Court's 4-3 decision to remove Trump gets put on pause. It goes to the Federal Supreme Court now, who can choose to hear it or dismiss it. If they dismiss it, it means Trump's off the ballot in Colorado for good, then probably a bunch of other states would remove Trump or Biden willynilly depending on who the governor is

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

joker-dancing And, here, we, GO

[–] [email protected] 35 points 10 months ago

Dudes gonna get blocked in over half the states and still win

[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago

ron paul it's happening.gif

Death to America

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