Findom_DeLuise

Ten jobs plus one like 6-week temp gig over the course of 25 years or so. That includes two sales associate jobs at different Radio Shacks, the teenage grocery bagging gig that I got fired from after dismembering and trying to melt plastic army men in the breakroom, and an extremely shady electronics salvage/reclamation job that I am pretty sure was a front for a coke smuggler, but said front looked legit enough that the Department of Defense contracted us as a vendor for some workstation PCs at one point.

Edit: At the aforementioned electronics salvage place, I did score a pair of early 1970's Fender tube amps for like $20 out of the warehouse where we were storing all of the old monochrome CRT terminal monitors awaiting teardown. A Princeton Reverb and a Bassman combo; both silverface-era, and both with varying degrees of bird shit on them. The Bassman never did work right, so I wound up selling it to a friend in college. I just finally did a full refurb and a couple of mods on the Princeton about 12 years ago. (I replaced the ground select switch with a standby toggle, and I replaced the AC plug on the chassis with a pair of bias test points, along with adding a trim pot in the power amp bias circuit itself so that I don't have to dick around with resoldering resistors every time I swap out those 6V6 power tubes.)

:cool-zone: is from that police precinct that got torched in Minneapolis after the pigs murdered George Floyd.

Given the prevalence of spotted dick on that dampened isle, I feel like this was a missed opportunity

If you look up -- waaaaay up there at the pinpricks of light in the night sky that may be stars or satellites or the sun's light reflecting off Uranus or what-the-fuck-ever -- way up there, that was the bottom of the barrel where the coveted Dick Cheney endorsement once lay.

Damn, I guess the dregs at the bottom of the barrel do go deeper than a Dick Cheney endorsement. Who's next? ?

Light itself, but like, unironically

These Unglued expansion sequels are getting out of hand

Krabbagool

Instead of Settlers of Catan, it's Settlers of Canaan

Toby Heathcliff can't be the jocker! He just doesn't have the range or the chops, because he's an orange cat with no opinion about Mondays. On the other hand, Jack Nicklaus was the best jocker and he's a golf legend!

Conquest of bread

Precipitation of toast