Ho_Chi_Chungus

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I'm trans/retiring this account (hexbear.net)
 

I don't really have a lot to say here. I'm trans now, I've been posting in the trans mega for a few weeks now, most of our trans userbase has probably noticed by now, but you probably wouldn't know if you didn't notice the pronoun change or looked at the trans mega, but yeah

I'm a girl now

You don't have to make a new account to be trans on hexbear but honestly I felt like I wanted something else. Ho_Chi_Chungus is a good username (and no you can't have it if you want, sorry) but like, I really wanted an unmistakably trans femme username. This more than anything I'm feeling really hesitant about because it's comically over the top but uhh, yeah

Henceforth, I will be posting as...lenin-dont-laugh

spoiler spoiler @[email protected]

yeah it's corny as hell but fuck it, i like it :::

i don't really have anything else to say to be honest, other than I'm gonna keep all my old posts up because Biggs is there biggs

Trans Megathread for the Week of 4/15 - 4/21 in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (2 children)

having second thoughts about the new username because it's a bit too over the top but fuck it, it goes hard

Caption this. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

mommy put me in timeout :(

Trans Megathread for the Week of 4/15 - 4/21 in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

that too is also a mood. I guess one of the "coming to terms with being trans" emotions in my head that I'm thinking is like, yeah you can think something is attractive on someone else but not you. Do I like facial hair? Yes, just not on me, please

[CW: Transphobic Slur in Non-Transphobic Context] This restaurant's job position was in a LinkedIn email I got... in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

idk sometimes i feel like i use it like one when i worked BOH in a restaurant

"fuckin servers, man. can't stack plates, can't fill the linen bags, always need silverware run right now"

Dumbass contractor gets chopped up by the propellers of a parked Predator drone lmao in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago

Live by the sword

Die by the sword

surprised-pika-messed-up

Pigs murdered a Redditor's dog during an illegal raid in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 62 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

yeah if I recall it's like 1 dog every hour in the US, quite frequently its their own police dogs too

Trans Megathread for the Week of 4/15 - 4/21 in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (3 children)

honestly i don't even think having facial hair is bad, persay, but I really like the idea of HRT+Electrolysis taking it all off because then i would just never have to bother shaving again which sounds nice

Trans Megathread for the Week of 4/15 - 4/21 in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

It might just take you some time getting used to it vivian-shrug. it's still taking me some time to get adjusted to having a new name and pronouns and identity as a trans girl

Trans Megathread for the Week of 4/15 - 4/21 in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

alright fuck it. i'll send in my application for new hexbear username after work tonight. hopefully by tomorrow i'll be posting under a new, ridiculously trans femme username

Paint Creek Mine War (1912) - New General Megathread for the 17th-18th of April 2024 in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

logging onto r/cringetopiary to roast someone's bad shrubbery

Hahaha WTF in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 months ago (2 children)

to be honest i'd love to punch a guy on national television before screaming about how everyone should read Blackshirts and Reds

I hate apartheid and genocide, which is why I say “From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free” so I guess in a way it is technically hate speech. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 58 points 6 months ago

From the creek to the ocean, we reject the zionist notion

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i cracked myself up at work today thinking of this extraordinary bit where Hexbear allowed for custom pronoun options and I set mine to Gangster Spongebob (hexbear.net)
 

it's completely unpronounceable and also if you clicked someone's pronouns when replying to them it would automatically add the tiny little picture for you

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me_irl (hexbear.net)
 
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Forget voice training, which potion are you drinking? (hexbear.net)
 

honestly i don't even know i think i'm just going to chug all 3

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I was talking to myself at work today like I've done for my entire life and I realized I had suddenly been talking in a femme voice??? I have done literally zero voice training what the actual fuck??? (hexbear.net)
 

I am still in shock about this. I've always talked to myself. Don't know why, just do, and I was doing it as I always was. While I was just talking to myself at work, I had to stop myself after a while. My voice was suddenly really light and pitched about 2-3 octaves up, and I have zero fucking idea where on earth it even came from. Does it pass? Does it even sound femme or just really high? I have zero fucking idea and I don't even care about that right now. My egg cracked like a fucking month ago and the closest thing to voice training I've ever done is watch 8 minutes of a basic ass tutorial that I didn't even follow the exercises for but now I have a distinctly femme voice I can suddenly switch to. I've been doing it for maybe an hour now and my throat hurts but holy shit what on earth is going on

it's late o fuck right now i got to sleep on this

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BREAKING: "If you want free healthcare, then we'll take theirs!" - Joe Biden in shocking new declaration of war against Canada. US troops have crossed 49th parallel, entered Victoria, Windsor, Niagara (thumbnails.texastribune.org)
 

"I only wish I had more space to write this stupid headline" he later added

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Fried (cauliflower) rice! (hexbear.net)
 

hopefully these should last longer in the fridge than those sandwiches i made last week

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WHEAT (hexbear.net)
 

you-are-a-serf

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just planted my wheat, lads (hexbear.net)
 

in 6 months i will finally have use for that sickle i bought 8 months ago

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I still have some old Biggs pics on my phone that I still never got around to posting. Sorry to keep you guys from them for so long. Here he is on the window sill (hexbear.net)
 
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Yankee Candle announces new "comedic" line of unpleasantly scented candles called "Stankee Candle" (hexbear.net)
 
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What is the point of "The Prime Directive"? (hexbear.net)
 

I believe I generally understand the concept of the (trans, not Star Trek) usage of "The Prime Directive" but as a cis person, I don't really seem to get why. If a person you know and are close to starts to act or talk in a way like they are possibly trans, why is it... not proper, for lack of a better term, to genuinely tell them "I think you might want to seriously explore these feelings"? It feels like you should? Like you should be reassuring to someone who feels like this?

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