What abt when their data centers get deservedly molotov’d by neoluddite guerilla cells

new syrCIA emblem just dropped, smth smth corporate minimalism gone too far

We don't even look at porn on our computer anymore- we look at it on our phone?

I think a part of it is bc our culture was founded on being Merry Tricksters who spam pics of a pig whose shit landed on his balls when someone has a bad take that doesn’t deserve the dignity of an actual response, while the rest of lemmy is comprised of hardcore Reddit fundamentalists who expect everyone to take everything seriously at all times (unless they’re sharing a meme from like 9 yrs ago)

Also there’s probably like a dozen label execs waiting in the wings to pay his bail as soon as they can

waitwaitwait are yall talking abt the phantom bug feeling i have or the microheadaches (which i dont have) i read abt when i looked brain zaps up

no bfdis tn because lancer sesh :( ~~(actually if we wrap up before 7:30 est i might be able to squeeze one in)~~

Omg the volcel police did whataboutism when asked why they had a direct encrypted phone line to Amber chapotraphouse

Regrettably from this msnbc vid, some comments are a bit lib or gen xish but it’s worth it for the gold like this:

no child of mine will ever live in a society that normalizes the return of zeppelins

FUCK DO YOU MEAN MONTHS

His Country was decimated, his three evil Nuclear Sites were OBLITERATED, and I knew EXACTLY where he was sheltered

He’s such a gifted storyteller :)