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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Edit: a friend just told me that not only did the guys only uncle not die in iraq, he was also never in the military and the guy entirely made it up just to try and shame me for making fun of veterans

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[-] [email protected] 89 points 2 years ago

Sometimes you just gotta say it 🤷‍♀️

[-] [email protected] 49 points 2 years ago

Pronouncing kkkrakkka correctly is the highest form of leftism

[-] [email protected] 43 points 2 years ago

if you do it correctly it sounds like the Predator's chatter

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

Oh, so I've been doing it right all these years

In your face DSA

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[-] [email protected] 88 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Imagine illegally invading a country with overwhelming force and air superiority and then dying anyway. Skill issue, lmao owned.

I would've simply chosen not to join the all-volunteer illegal invasion force smuglord

[-] [email protected] 45 points 2 years ago

There's a pretty decent chance they were killed out-of-combat in some kind of accident due to poor treatment of soldiers and lax safety regs. Which is funnier.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

Prob melted their lungs from the smoldering tire pits. amerikkka-clap

[-] [email protected] 82 points 2 years ago

it depends. if his uncle was an american, british, or australian troop, then no, of course not.

but if he was iraqi, then probably you're the asshole, yes.

[-] [email protected] 39 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 37 points 2 years ago

my brain gives me a hit of pure dopamine anytime someone says "context matters" ngl wholesome

[-] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago

Context does indeed matter <3 meow-hug

[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago

i-think-that gosh darnit, being hornyonmain matters, too!

[-] [email protected] 75 points 2 years ago

YTA you should have been more forward. Out of respect (for the Iraqis) I would suggest something like “oh cool” or “the earth is healing”

[-] [email protected] 63 points 2 years ago

"RIP Bozo" also up there

[-] [email protected] 54 points 2 years ago

If your invasion becomes so comfortable that you have a Burger King on base, you have no reason to die. That is purely 100% a skill issue. I personally would NOT have died and WOULD have fought my way out of that situation by killing everyone with karate chops.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

Yeah, but what if they had Iraqi Oddjob running around karate chopping everyone's shins?

You ever think of that?

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

Do you not think I have extensively prepared for that exact scenario? I've watched Kill Bill so many times. I know how to have a dramatic fight with a karate master. I would use the secret move against him.

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[-] [email protected] 43 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

AITA

downbear

silence, redditor

Death to America

[-] [email protected] 39 points 2 years ago

NTA your mouth your rules

[-] [email protected] 36 points 2 years ago

tell him I also said womp womp

[-] [email protected] 34 points 2 years ago

I mean yes, but there is such thing as being an asshole while still not being a bad person. Ya gotta be an asshole to some people sometimes.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

If you dont like them fuck them who cares i hope his uncle dies again

If you do like them or want to consider a friendship maybe dont do that

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"i hope his uncle dies again"

we should be using Juche Necromancy to make each soldier die once for every civilian who's death they had a hand in

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[-] [email protected] 32 points 2 years ago

My Godfather died in 9/11, but he was a finance hog so it didn't bother me in the slightest

It's what he deserved for getting me a Dilbert business book instead of an actual birthday present

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[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago

unless his uncle served in Fedayeen Saddam, you're not the asshole

[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago

At first I was like "Eh well if someone he cared about died you probably should not be clowning like that", but given that he lied to try and shame you like an idiot, I'd say you rekt him correctly comfy-cool

[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago

NTA, they shouldn't have humble bragged how hard he got owned. Ok, we get it, you got a medal for dying good 🙄

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago

You might be perceived as an asshole but those same people probably view that uncle as a hero who died doing the right thing. They are of course wrong on both counts

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

one of my friends sent me a text about ten minutes ago saying that the guy only has one uncle who's never served in the military or even stepped foot in iraq so like i dont think i have to worry about that now

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

Lmao was he trying to use a fake troop uncle to shame you? I hope the rest of his made up soldier uncle's get idf-destroyer

[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago

NTA personally I would have gone for "play stupid games, win stupid prizes" for a more personal touch but "womp womp" is a perfectly appropriate way of showing your approval.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago

If he was purely expressing emotional vulnerability about the loss of his uncle in an otherwise nonadversarial conversation, probably.

If the context included anything about war, politics, military, or even just anything other than his mourning the loss of a family member, heck no.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

NTA do it again

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

YTA

womp womp is a wheadonism

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

probably an asshole but that's extremely funny as hell

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

nope, the uncle getting killed was the best outcome of the uncle going there

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

Depends. If he is an Iraqi, then yes. If he is a colonizer trying to destroy Iraq, then also yes, because you only womped twice instead of the requisite three times.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

No, all American invaders of Iraq deserve immediate execution

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

Seeing as how it turned out, I trust your judgement

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

thats funny as fuck

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

:took-no-restraint:

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

lol lmao che-laugh


:::

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

NT your house your rules

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