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[-] [email protected] 141 points 2 years ago

Do it. Please. This will be the funniest election in US History. Make it so that literally only 1 state has both of them on the ballot and that state has enough electoral college votes and is swingy enough to actually matter, so the entire election boils down to literally one state. I want this because I want to hear libs explain for decades to come about how AKCHUALLY that's just what REAL DEMOCRACY looks like and I should particpate in it more if I want to see it differently. It'll be so funny.

[-] [email protected] 63 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The Founding Fathers always intended that suburban Atlanta voters decide the direction of the country.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago

I wonder what the going rate of a highly influencable voter in Georgia would be this election.

[-] [email protected] 51 points 2 years ago

Real democracy is when everyone who wants their vote to count moves to Pennsylvania every four years.

[-] [email protected] 46 points 2 years ago

I want three winners:

  • the one with the most votes

  • the one with the most electoral votes

  • the one with the most elector votes

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

2024: The First Triumvirate

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

See? Division of powers, checks and balances!

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[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Please let Georgia be the one and Stacy Abrams to attempt an ascent to God kween and make trump win lathe-of-heaven

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[-] [email protected] 78 points 2 years ago

Pokes the US with a stick

Cmon, balkanize already

[-] [email protected] 73 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Funniest outcome: The election goes and red states and blue states both declare their own winner. Trump establishes an anti-presidency in Mar A Lago. The country's executive branch effectively splits in two - the border patrol reports to Florida, the Department of Education reports to DC, the DOD builds a second Pentagon that costs over half a billion dollars and the Department of Energy arranges for joint custody of the nuclear stockpile.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago

joint custody of the nuclear stockpile

"I should control the nuclear. Me. Only me. Some people say the mother should get the kids. Many judges think that too. But they are wrong and bad. I say no. The father should get the kids. The mother did her job - big job. Nobody wants to do that. Pregnant and blood... But the father is important very important. And if the mother is too far away - new wife. So - better. Everything is better. I should control the nuclear..."

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

DOD builds a second Pentagon that costs over half a billion dollars

professional-managerial liberal officer corps VS machismo-chud crayoneater grunts

who will win the grand prize?? (the privilege of paying for reconstruction of the American exclusion zone)

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[-] [email protected] 57 points 2 years ago

Fucking please… we don’t deserve something this good tho.

[-] [email protected] 50 points 2 years ago

It has never made any sense that states have any control over national elections.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

I think it does. In a way it's similar to how the Soviet Union would pick political leaders. It's more hierarchical and distributed. It just happens that every state's votes go to whoever wins the popular in that state.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

What I mean is that for any national office, the states should have no say who is on the ballot. The elections should at least be audited by a national authority, as well. This is assuming a functional government that wants to continue existing, so please disregard.

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[-] [email protected] 49 points 2 years ago

The backlash to the backlash to the thing that’s just begun

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[-] [email protected] 63 points 2 years ago

Yeah, the closest we're going to get to a 2nd civil war in the States is gonna be a wave of stochastic terrorism

They're gonna try some Turner Diaries shit and it's gonna get ugly real quick

No open warfare, just lots of mass shootings and public lynchings

[-] [email protected] 45 points 2 years ago

There's even a precedent for it in Bleeding Kansas, although John Brown was actually fighting for something worthwhile unlike the current farce.

[-] [email protected] 50 points 2 years ago

The dems will simply fold and say "Vote!" and not fight. That's not much of a civil war.

[-] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The establishment sure but they've been revving the boomer libs for this with MSNBC the same as the boomer chuds have by Fox

Here's hoping RFK does just well enough for a 3 way split and all the boomers getting mad enough to either kill each other or have heart attacks

[-] [email protected] 46 points 2 years ago

Liberals don't have it in them to fight for something like this

They rolled over for Bush in 2000, they can do it again

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I think a millitary coup and the dissolution of the two current parties is more likely and a significant amount of people would not even care, faith is so low in either party. The millitary is not gonna allow that shit to happen they will depose Abott and everyone around him before Texas starts shelling New Mexico.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

0% unfortunately. The treats are still flowing.

[-] [email protected] 37 points 2 years ago

I’m going to die in the impending hellfire, all alone. Yay.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago

none are alone in the great conflagration

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[-] [email protected] 59 points 2 years ago

top comment chain is thirsting over Hunter Biden and insinuating that Joe Biden has a large penis

shit u not

[-] [email protected] 54 points 2 years ago

Fuck I hate reddit comment chains.

[-] [email protected] 56 points 2 years ago

Holy shit what is wrong with people.

[-] [email protected] 49 points 2 years ago

You know, West Wing gets a lot of flak for the average Liberal's civility fetishes but Jon Stewart is also partially responsible for the quippy smart-ass way of talking that Millennial libs have.

[-] [email protected] 44 points 2 years ago

What do you mean, good sir. That thread is le epic bacon narwhals at midnight Darude Sandstorm

[-] [email protected] 42 points 2 years ago

All politics is sexual pathology

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[-] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago

I don't get this weird obsession that liberals have with Hunter Biden's cock

[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago

blue or red our boy has the nation's attention

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[-] [email protected] 34 points 2 years ago

omg i want this to happen so bad

[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago

Hell yeah, this is gonna be funny

[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago

BAL-KAN-IZE! BAL-KAN-IZE!

Death to America

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

Lol. Lmao, even.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago

Cmonnn balkanize....

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

Thank you comrade trump for bringing about the destruction of the USA.

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