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[–] [email protected] 73 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

Funniest outcome: The election goes and red states and blue states both declare their own winner. Trump establishes an anti-presidency in Mar A Lago. The country's executive branch effectively splits in two - the border patrol reports to Florida, the Department of Education reports to DC, the DOD builds a second Pentagon that costs over half a billion dollars and the Department of Energy arranges for joint custody of the nuclear stockpile.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 10 months ago

joint custody of the nuclear stockpile

"I should control the nuclear. Me. Only me. Some people say the mother should get the kids. Many judges think that too. But they are wrong and bad. I say no. The father should get the kids. The mother did her job - big job. Nobody wants to do that. Pregnant and blood... But the father is important very important. And if the mother is too far away - new wife. So - better. Everything is better. I should control the nuclear..."

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

DOD builds a second Pentagon that costs over half a billion dollars

professional-managerial liberal officer corps VS machismo-chud crayoneater grunts

who will win the grand prize?? (the privilege of paying for reconstruction of the American exclusion zone)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

anti-presidency

triptych makers stonks-up