[-] [email protected] 4 points 13 hours ago

I’m fairly certain he is in fact a sperm whale.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 14 hours ago

Also Creamsicle is a whale.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago

The cat I feed (his name is in fact Gregory) will hork down some Friskees and then suddenly decide he’s afraid of the food and me.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 19 hours ago

He just stabbed me with a fucking pencil. How.

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“Come on, I bought them.”


“I’ll share them with you.”

“No! Mine! Stab!”

[-] [email protected] 11 points 20 hours ago

“No! Bad! Death!”

[-] [email protected] 11 points 20 hours ago

Are you fucking kidding me dude, I’m so God damn happy.

Creamsicle is mad I forgot his root beer, but I still have $20. I told him Mountain Dew is just as good but it scares him.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 20 hours ago

Reminds me of Michelangelo’s Pietà.

The resemblance—the context as well as imagery—is absolutely striking.

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I had a basket full of healthy ass food I was gonna waltz out the emergency exit of New Seasons with but I got scared and left. Then I tried again. Chickened out again.

So I guess I’m not eating today. I would have gotten my food stamps this week if not for this piece of shit who also got the cops sent to my spot. It was such a cool spot and that fuck face ruined it. I don’t even know if my stuff is still there.

Can someone please fucking help me? I don’t really want to live much longer—but I’d like to at least eat something nice, and have something sugary and horrible to drink.

Sorry I keep asking for money.

Also Creamsicle wants a root beer.

”Yaay root beer! Yaaay!”

He’s mostly oblivious to what’s going on but sometimes he picks up on how sad I am and he gets really worried.

CashApp & Venmo are allthetimesivedied. I can use either one here but I have to head home soon.

Please help.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago

I want to die. I seriously can’t fucking take this fucking pain anymore.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 21 hours ago

I chickened out. So I guess I’m not FUCKING eating today.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 22 hours ago

I’m probably just gonna boost a bunch of shit.

submitted 23 hours ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

On my way to see my plug and there’s a New Seasons by where he lives and I’m thirsty.

CashApp/Venmo: allthetimesivedied

submitted 3 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

I got Gregory two big tins of cat food though and that little fucker ate them up.

It sounds like I’ve been spending this on drugs—wrong. But I’m kind of an impulsive spender. Found a nice pair of 5.11 Tactical pants for $7 though.

Same money links as before. I’m sad.

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Because this idiot weirdo—don’t ask—is blowing up my spot. He won’t fuck off. I have to leave and I know he will come back here when I’m gone and fuck with my things—not to steal, but because he is fucking weird.

I need this over Venmo, because Fred Meyer’s doesn’t have Apple Pay.


$20 should be enough for a combo bike lock.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

I mean I always need money—it would be cool if I could have a consistent income of just donations, at least until I get something going, but it feels weird just posting thread after thread without a good excuse.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

You mean the house? It was offices until at least January—then the last tenant, some sort of medical office, left.

I am going to make the long-shot offer of being sort of like a caretaker for the property, while the new owners are in the early stages of doing whatever with it. Since I pass easily for a not-tweaker and I have character references (including the owner of the wine shop who shares the driveway) I can at least get permission to stay on the patio, maybe even set up a tent. It would be fucking cool though if they let me crash in the house, but that’s highly unlikely.

submitted 4 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

I have an iPhone 12 Mini which someone gave me probably a year ago now. The other day someone asked to borrow it, then started twacking out and ditched me.

The bike lock is because I’m squatting the back patio of this abandoned office building/house; the gate was locked with a combination bike lock, until someone—probably one of a few people I invited back there and told “Don’t worry about the motion detector light, nobody is here”—snipped it.

I want to replace the bike lock both as a personal FUCK OFF to my idiot “friends,” and as a gesture of goodwill to the people who recently bought the house, and so far have tolerated my gradual encroachment onto the property (first time they saw me just hanging out on the stairs, didn’t say anything, then they saw me sleeping just inside the gate, said I was OK), since I intend to share the combo with them.

The cat food is for this neighborhood cat I’ve been trying to befriend.

I’ve confirmed he doesn’t have a family—neighbor confirmed he was abandoned by previous tenants 4-5 years ago—and that I’m not an idiot for thinking his name was Gregory. The neighbor just randomly gave him that name.

I also would really like to get DoorDash or something, because I’m having an unusually good day. I have food, but it’s like, leftover pizza and stuff for making peanut butter and honey sandwiches.

More importantly I have what I realize are chemical burns from someone trying to pepper spray me last week, and I’d like to treat them somehow. These fuckers hurt like hell.


Venmo/CashApp: @/$allthetimesivedied

PayPal: @lizo9

submitted 5 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

While I want to talk about it sometimes, it’s probably the best course of action to not talk about it, at all.

It makes me sad sometimes.

submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

The last few days have been completely fucked off by my stupid friends (one of them isn’t stupid, she is actually the one and only non-man friend I have—her boyfriend is dumb as bricks though). I haven’t gotten a decent night of sleep in a couple days and I keep putting off getting back on my food stamps because of their dumb asses.

But they’re finally gone! And all I have to eat is fucking Kellogg’s®️ Fruit Loops. I just want to get a burrito or something and go to sleep.

Oh and I have these weird hives or something from the attempted pepper spraying incident the other day.

CashApp/Venmo: $/@allthetimesivedied

You can tell things are slightly better because I’m posting every few days instead of almosr every day. Once I get back on my food stamps I’ll be fine.


Also Creamsicle says hi.

submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

I love my weird as fuck friends.

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Luckily I was out grabbing a quesadilla while this happened. I came back and saw the fucking stream of pepper spray crap on my sleeping bag, and one other bag.

The fuck.

submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

I haven’t eaten today or yesterday. I wish this would stop happening. I hate being alive.

Venmo: @allthetimesivedied

Please help. I can barely even type.

submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

I stumbled upon this thread while feeding the bugs that now occupy 37.294% of my brain case. Holy shit I am terrified of the future. People actually fucking believe this shit. No fucking awareness whatsoever that it’s *checks notes* an election year, and this “border crisis” seemingly materialized out of nowhere. Oh and COVID never happened. None of that is because of COVID.

Conservatives will do anything to misidentify/ignore the root causes of all this shit.

Here in Oregon these dumb fucks are actually blaming urban decay and the fentanyl epidemic on drug decriminalization (which passed when it was just starting to reach critical mass) and the Bottle Bill (we're one of only a handful of states where you can collect certain plastic bottles/aluminum cans/glass bottles and redeem them for cash).

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