Signing up for a health insurance plan so I can pay money to pay less money if I need to pay money...
Need to create an account...
Gotta fill out the captcha so they know I'm not a bot...
✋CONFIRM 1 KILL IF YOU'RE HUMAN 🫵
Still image of a dusty street corner...
Can't tell if it's a dismembered body or or just a rag. Looks like a rag to me...
🫷 INCORRECT, TRY AGAIN 🫵
okay, maybe it is 1 male adolescent confirmed dead...
🫷 INCORRECT, TRY AGAIN 🫵
okay, he could be military-age, sure...
✅ SUCCESS, WELCOME HUMAN ✅
Time to choose between the Gold Platinum plan and the Silver Plus...


JDPON Don white-hat mafioso will crush FIFA under the weight of it's own corruption!