CantaloupeAss

Maybe CW for incredibly racist content

There's a game called Subway Surfers? While teenagers are killing themselves "subway surfing" in real life? Jeez lol

Person's handle is leopard_eater, could not be more on point.

"The leopards will never eat MY face, I will eat the leopards! "

Not only that but they took away the handy GBA cartridge holder

skill issue

I think there's also simply the problem that magazine editors today will not print "I would like to behead my landlord", and that magazine may not even be its own landlord to be able to print that. What makes it into published periodicals is not necessarily the most left thought the author or the editor has ever had.

They have good takes and bad takes, when it comes to socialist advocacy I don't think Jacobin is really something worth getting upset over

Let alone Jacobin for a second:

You think getting one article placed in a magazine makes you wealthy intelligentsia? Lol how much do you think writers make?

Unless they are already independently famous as an author, or it's a mega publication, the author of most magazine articles you've read probably made somewhere between 2 and low-4 figures for weeks worth of work

I have no idea what "gish gallops" means which makes the parent comment also very funny

"Well, she's not in any danger..."

The hell is wrong with pasta and meatballs? You're a winner

My brain has certainly never been the same since getting COVID.