hi, does anyone wanna make the mega in the upcoming weeks? if so, reply to this post and i'll add you to the list!

the list as it stands:

BountifulEggnog (4/28 - 5/4)
Hestia (5/5 - 5/11)
EstraDoll* (5/12 - 5/18)
SadArtemis* (5/19 - 5/25)
yewler* (5/26 - 6/1)
AshenWolf* (6/2 - 6/8)
PeeNutButtHer (6/9 - 6/15)
oscardejarjayes* (6/16 - 6/22)
GayTuckerCarlson* (6/23 - 6/29)
Eco* (6/30 - 7/6)
Disaster_of_Passion (7/7 - 7/13)
peanutbuttercupola* (7/14 - 7/20)

​ * after name denotes someone who has posted before and will be skipped by first-time posters

I like how one of the first mods they dropped for Oblivion Redux was removal of the raytracing and the game runs insanely better and looks less like trash. This recent trend with doing stupid effects shit instead of just focusing on like 4k textures or whatever is such a waste.

Yo. The Boobfairy visited last night!

Why don't they make cars without the big fuckin tablet console. I don't want the console. I don't even really like power windows or lane keeping but whatever I'll take those. But grab that fuckin tablet out of a car. I told the sales gal that I wanted as few features as possible and that my last car was from 2012 and that started getting some annoying computer stuff.

went to a nice injections tutorial thingy with my gf, it seems way less scary now. she even did her first one! can't wait to start them (DIY) cause its gonna save me a bunch of money over getting scammed in the GP/pharmacy and i'm sick of doing gel every day.

Watching the flintstones movie made me realize how hard gender must have been back in the day, oh you wanna put on some foundation gotta pull out your 40 lbs stone compact from your 100 lbs bag you carry around. Some of y'all would not make it but I'm built different.

i was recently killed and resuscitated after an assassination attempt... all i did was take out an ad in the wall street journal announcing that "i fart my ass"... why are people so cruel

Getting the urge to be more visibly queer actually, if I'm gonna be disappeared in my forsaken country for being too brown might as well go out on my own terms

So...

Just got perma banned from some sub fpr telling a mod that "incoherent removed"(the fascist eugenicist term starting with "d") is not a good term to use for banning any kind of sexual content. Oh well, was my first comment in like 4 years anyway. Reminder why I stopped last time. Got spoiled by hexbear.

a time traveler from the future just popped out of their time machine at me but instead of taking me to the future to drink their instant girl potion medicine that they have they just laughed at me and threw rocks at me and said "go buy some more funko pops stupid 21st century peasant. do one of your tiktok dances!" and then left

::: spoiler cw meeting people from apps and communication issues because texting sucks

I hate texting. Its a terrible medium for getting to know someone. Always worrying if im being to blunt/direct or not blunt/direct enough... Never able to gauge the others reaction accurately... Anyway check back in tomorrow to see if ive completely fumbled things with this femme impact top. Shes hot chat, shes cool and bikes around to bookshops! Heres hoping my dry ass texting didnt turn her off the idea of some pickup play together.

So I recently switched from once weekly estrogen patches to twice weekly ones. There was some overlap with the scripts, leaving me with some of both and so I had an utterly brilliant idea friday. What if I put BOTH on, then that would like... feel good right? Because if estrogen equals good, then more estrogen equals most gooder! I am such a smarticle!

Yeah so I slept until 1pm yesterday, spent the whole day in a state of totally incoherent frustration. I was very bitchy and cried myself to sleep. The crying part being highly abnormal.

I yoinked off the smaller of the patches this morning, having learned why we don't fuck with our horomones all willy nilly.

Comrades, how have your weekends been?

I hate what's been happening in the UK recently but in a weird way it's pushed me to move forward in my transition, out of spite as much as anything else

thank you for the 1,000 comment birthday megathread :)

im so starved for content on this crackship that im going for fics that i would usually only read the first paragraph of before passing i just need an update, pls bro just one more update then ill be ok just 2k words more pls sis

I gots ma nails done for the first time today!!

Head empty - tikki takki tikki takki 💅💅💅 🤤

I've had 3 trans friends in my city tell me about being publicly harassed this week alone, and like don't get me wrong it happens all the time but damn it really feels like it's getting more and more frequent 😮‍💨

Smithers: "They do have an excellent LGBT policy."

Mr. Burns: "What's that stand for, Lazy Goof-off Buffoons? And Transgender."

People who reply to this comment are pretty and likely gay