My new job is cool af. These are some WILD heart pathophysiologies

Its called 15 years of nerdfighteria so you burn out those brain nodes

Waking up with a sore throat or cough can be a sign of gastric reflux, cause youre lying down for a while it might back up there whereas you usually have gravity to hold it back. Especially with constant nausea. Although you said this all is only like a week rather than loooooong. Depending on where you live, might be allergy season too.

TBH, if you got nausea, fatigue, feeling bleh, sore throat (?only in AM) I would sooner guess like the flu or whatever. Just keep track, if its not getting better go see a doctor for proper advice. If its suddenly worse, go to ER. Just keep up healthy habits while youre waiting to see which way it goes.

When I turned 30 it was a bigger deal to everyone else than it was to me, and my first grey hair was a WAY bigger deal to my mom than it was to me. I like ageing, Im excited to be in my Liza Minelli Joan Rivers style era to be honest.

Given your previous rough sleep schedule and overall stress, it doesnt sound off. Caffeine withdrawals tend to stop after 48-96 hours but maybe youre still withdrawing if you had a looooong established habit.

Or, to be honest, what I swear happens is people used to intense stress have constant cortisol and anti-inflammatory going on. It keeps you up and operating, and then as soon as you start having a relaxing or less stressed time - bam, instantly sick. But they were already sick (like a flu or whatever) just pushing through with constant adrenaline and cortisol. I dunno, nausea, fatigue, headache is pretty wide constellation. If its really getting to you in a few days, maybe try a doc. Otherwise, keep eating well, hydrate (HYDRATE), take some advil and keep up your sleep schedule change.

I can fake being catholic enough to sneak in a prayer to Jesus on your behalf

Damn, mental health struggles wrecking our beautiful sapphics dating opportunities 😔

Didn't you already find a girl to hook up with

The alternative still exists in peoples labour and, I suppose not too uncommon for the tech cycle, the alternative can still be superior. Plus the cycle here happened fast enough that all the compsci people can still do their software engineering coding stuff, its the same people.