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[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

Big(foot) if true.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Cain became an undead, probably a vampire.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago

Last I heard he was driving taxis up in LA.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I feel like “X immortal character is really Cain/Lilith” is extremely close to the same trope tier as “main character actually died when X happened and everything after is a dream”.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Mormons have entered the chat

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

Elder Patten will finally be vindicated by modern science.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 22 hours ago

"Yeah I'm an amateur cryptotheozoologist"

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

I think some Gangrel somewhere is about to get a stern talking to about the masquerade.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago

Bigfoot is DB Cooper

Think about it

They can never catch Bigfoot, Bigfoot is independently wealthy, and DB is short for Dat Bigfoot

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There's this channel that started as a dark souls lore channel that eventually became a Christian lore channel and they had a vid on bigfoot like this

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wait that sounds hilarious, what's the name of the channel?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Eredin be aware the channel is very weird, I quite liked it's old dark souls vids but I think they got rid of them by now

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yeah pretty sure that guy now considers Dark Souls satanic lmao

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

As all games are except the GBA bible cartridge

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Funny since there's not really any satan analog in Dark Souls. Nito and I guess humanity are kinda' hell dwellers/hades/styx analogs I guess? About all I can think of. I guess not linking the flame in DS1 is like taking the left-hand path and rejecting the patriarchal god-father but it's also like rejecting pantheism so whatever.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No because in Supernatural, Sam is affectionally called Sasquatch by Dean, who bore the Mark of Cain.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Dean cain?!?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

bigfoot is dracula?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

How does Bigfoot the monster truck fit into this?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Thanks to sprawling American car-dependent infrastructure, not even Bigfoot can walk to places anymore.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Do monster trucks have stories and lore like pro wrestling? Like does Grave Digger beef with Bigfoot?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 19 hours ago

Are there face and heel monster trucks? Inquiring minds want to know!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Bigfoot is actually the wandering jew.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

New? This goes all the way back to one of the earliest "accounts" which is a misconstruing of an early Mormon writing about how he met Cain. Mormons until a decade ago officially held that black people are descended from Cain, and part of that ties into this early story about one of their founders meeting Cain who is effectively a Bigfoot.

Great paper on this that I read a few years ago https://www.jstor.org/stable/23289895?read-now=1&seq=1#page_scan_tab_contents it is actually a really interesting part of how sasquatch lore interweaves with other aspects of american myth-making and of course racism

The conflation of these two legends is a study in the transformation of Mormon culture as reflected in its folklore. Its simplest lesson is that skepticism about the veracity of such tales can be interpreted as declining belief in physical manifestations of supernatural evil. However, the content of Cain stories reflects more subtle changes. The reidentification of Cain as Bigfoot demonstrates how Cain has come to be identified with the mainstream legendary figure; in the process, he is stripped of his spiritual status as an intelligent, malevolent agent of supernatural evil, a presence accepted, and even expected, in nineteenth-century Mormon life. Further, this dehumanization of Cain reflects the weakening grip of the "curse of Cain" folk doctrine that associated him with the stigmatized African race. In these ways the uncoupling of Cain and the demonic is indicative of a larger process of cultural assimilation and transformation

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I like aliens (if you hadn't gleamed that from my bio and profile pic) and I often run into bigfoot people when I root around online in ufo discussions. It's pretty common for people to have out there views on the creature like this. I'm on the fence if it's real or not, unlike aliens/ufos which have a lot of documented evidence behind them, most of the bigfoot phenomenon is hearsay and people faking it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe Bigfoot is an alien. Checkmate, skeptics

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Honestly anything is on the table given how weird all the stories of close encounters are so one of them being a 7 foot tall hairy beast isn't too out there.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Prob just a fucked up grizzly walking around

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Post hibernation bears are very skinny and bedraggled, seeing one walking on its hind legs as bears sometimes do, you’d think Bigfoot.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The grizz is walking upright now, we're fucked.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Give them jobs, crush their spirits

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hey aliens are serious business and not a laughing matter.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago

See, attitudes like this are why they don't contact us. Maybe the flatwoods monster is a really chill guy and it hurt his feelings when those people screamed and ran away from him. Maybe if they had laughed at his jokes he wouldn't have gone back to his home planet and given up on his dreams of being a Xenocomedian.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Is Anna's boyfriend doing his styn on the forest.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

There's two camps when it comes to biggie: the woo woo it's a mystical creature from the bible camp and the it's a cryptid we need to hunt and study for science camp.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 18 hours ago

My favorite theory is that bigfoot is a sort of forest spirit that keeps an eye out for people who are kind to nature, and shares his weed with them

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

and the objectively correct "we can't prove a negative but there's no credible evidence and no reasonable way for a breeding population of unknown hominids to be around and undetected"