"You said a naughty word!! That's against school code!!!"

The Maine thing to remember here is the US would never do a false flag with a boat against a Spanish-speaking country.

Upon Charlie Kirk's death, Juan Guaidó has declared himself Interim President of Turning Point USA.

Hasan is blowing up—

Not beating the terrorism allegations, Mr. Piker!

The absolute fucking rancid vibes everybody emitted when I took my kids out alone in public. I even had the cops called on me once, when one of them was throwing a tantrum at the grocery store. I am so grateful that I was paranoid about that exact scenario happening, and carried copies of the kids' birth certificates at all times. No officer, I'm not a stabber. Just a very tired dad. Kindly stop detaining me, thanks.

It's well over a decade since any of them have been that small, but the experience is still haunting.

edit: I just realized I still have the laminated birth certificate copies in my bag. I should probably get rid of them. Carrying around another grown-ass-man's birth certificate is weird for entirely different reasons.

We're decommissioning two of our top five communities, and redirecting their users to !agitprop@hexbear.net and !effort@hexbear.net Mk.3?

Maybe I'm the stupid one here, but I don't think people frequent the piss shit owl beanis website exclusively to build a revolutionary vanguard. Part of it is an outlet to vent frustration at an absurd world.

Having met Greta through our respective autism support communities, it feels weird that I still think of her as a kid. She can buy alcohol now!

I had a good feeling she'd end up a comrade.

Based guerrilla Wikipedia edits today.

Known and proud murderer Michael Lynn Parson of 100 Madison Street, Jefferson City, MO 65101 is a real piece of shit, huh?

My nine year old watched the debate and turned to me and said, "How can an election held in such an atmosphere of class conflicts, class enmity, and pressure brought to bear on the electors by the capitalists be called altogether free and altogether democratic? This debate is a farce. Only in a nation where there are no capitalists and no landlords—and, consequently, no pressure exerted by propertied classes—may there be an atmosphere of collaboration between the workers, the peasants, and the intelligentsia, free of pressure distorting their will."

The Russians appear willing to make concessions. This is a skillful ploy to put us off our guard.