I did it! I shit in all four shitters available to me at work today! They said it couldn't be done. They said it shouldn't be done. But look at me now!

Is there a void nearby? Ive got some stuff I need to scream

Not to mention theres no way like 5-6 dudes could maneuver that around when it's got 40 cannons on it, never mind the ammo too

I believe ya, but my wife's Tommy gun dont

"America, a place for Americans"

Boebert Stalin after that

Depriving myself of all of these things so my rib bone (which is a reservoir of minerals) is dissolved and I can suck my own dick (to own the libs)

Whomst amongst us hasn't promised to appoint a republican to our cabinet when absolutely barred out?

Truly the opposite of that guy who immediately started streaming on tik tok telling people to buy the book of Mormon among other things, then stole all of the merch and sold it.

The duality of dudes.

Put that shit in my veins. Let me roll it up and smoke it. I wanna boof that.

First Luigi, now this? Is Italian redemption arc on the horizon for 2025?

Kids in China getting a failing grade because they turned in some American kids chatgpt slop since that's how American kids do homework lmao