thank you to our allies Saudi Arabia, UAE, Israel, etc
literal next sentence: Gas prices are high to due to Iran's deranged attacks on neutral nations

Looking at the missile coming in as it doesn't move but gets brighter and brighter

State Sec. Rubio: “Imagine if instead of spending billions on weapons, Iran spent that money on its people. They’d have a much different country.”

You ever seen your brother drunk and happy one moment and literally a pile of brains and blood splatter on the wall the next? You ever picked your brothers skull fragments out of drywall?

Why the fuck are you defending DUIs then???

Come on, a DUI is a totally different deal than a "substance abuse issue." This guy didn't get put away for drug possession, he did for getting wasted and driving a car. And prison time usually means multiple offenses or that someone was injured/killed. Combined with the fact that he's choosing to enlist now, for the joy of killing Iranians and defending Israel, and I really doubt he's secretly a good guy that OP is slandering for no reason.

Americans when they realize they're about to be posted to /r/combatfootage:

Not too much has changed in the last week or so, but for once it's a good thing - the US seems unable to stop Iran's steady bombardment of it's bases. The next "big news" will probably have to wait until the Marines arrive

Epic Fury (I don’t need to repeat the obvious substitutions for ‘Fury’ one hears)

Funny, I usually hear the other word being substituted

Government run by actual children

TWO MORE WEEKS

France confirms oil crisis, says 30-40 percent of Gulf energy infrastructure destroyed