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[-] [email protected] 65 points 6 months ago

This entire techbro anti aging cult bubble is both a lot more entertaining and makes much more sense when you simply assume it's ran by a bunch of vampires. Like, take a look at that guy. Famous for getting blood transfusions from his son, avoids sunlight at all costs, brags about his low body temperature, just has the all-around biggest Ventrue ancilla vibes you can imagine.

ofc if you want to grift people who want to avoid death at all costs, making them think you're a vampire is a fairly sound marketing concept to make them pay for premium access to your inner circle.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 6 months ago

Does have a striking resemblance

[-] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago

Literal Picture of Dorian Gray ahh mfs.

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[-] [email protected] 39 points 6 months ago

We're getting transhumanism for the 1% and the dystopia for the rest of us.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 6 months ago

Nah, they're all gonna invest in tech snake oil while getting Long Covid over and over till it kills them.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago

Nah. If they somehow cure aging we can just do things the old fashioned way 😜

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Brave new world: the instruction manual.

Only the ruling class are seen as full humans and their lives are nothing more than a massive cradle-to-grave party where they enjoy all the things they tell poor people are ‘sinful’ all the time and free of charge. Eugenics and transhumanism have boosted them to nigh-godhood

Lower ranking people are literally programmed to enjoy their menial labor. Porky’s whole thing irl is telling us to forget college or any other life-changing experience and leaving our hometowns and just do all the undesirable jobs they don’t want to do for shit pay…with a smile on our faces (seriously, I felt ill reading that bit because as an autistic person, that’s literally how they want me to be. An NPC happy to spend my whole life doing menial labor for no reward.)

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

Someone needs to explain what the word “mild” means to him. What he is showing is a severe symptom.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago

People who use Mild have always been referring to the acute Covid, aka the initial infection. Totally ignoring how many doctors and researchers out there were saying there's no such thing as a mild infection because of the long term damage, but you know, OOPSIE DAISY!🤷

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[-] [email protected] 50 points 6 months ago

I've seen some clips of this dude, absolute freak. I hope he lives to early old age and drops off quickly because of extreme anxiety due to the treatments doing nothing at a certain point. Can you imagine, the first slightest sign that the millions he spends can't stop time. Suddenly his whole psyche implodes and he literally stresses himself to death.

[-] [email protected] 36 points 6 months ago

the first slightest sign that the millions he spends can't stop time.

I'm some years older than he is. One day I had an experience that made me think of the idiom "I know __________ like the back of my hand." I was in my kitchen chopping away on the chopping board . The light in that part of my kitchen is surprisingly bright. When I looked down - for the first time I noticed that there was a noticeably older network of tiny wrinkles on the back of my hand when my fingers were splayed out. In the years since then - I've gotten some tiny, faint liver spots. None of that is surprising. That's aging and - shocker(!) - your body systemically gets older.

Typically vain people have plastic surgery or do procedures on the certain parts of their body and in particular on their face. But he's probably checking every inch of his body every day for any tiny "flaw". What is he going to do when all his millions have failed to stop what I happened to notice on the back of my hand that day? I wonder if in his 60s or 70s he'll die due to his own insane vanity. For example - I can imagine him having a crazy and highly dangerous number of Botox injections on at a similarly crazy and highly dangerous frequency.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago

I will celebrate when this fucker dies from some experimental de-aging procedure

[-] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

Oh yeah he's fo sho gonna crash spectacularly and publicly like Jordan Peterson. You can't have this much denial and atypical pathology going on without it eventually catching up.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Are we the first generation that won't die?

we the first generation

we

someone tell his gen x ass he is in fact not a teenager and will die within the next couple decades, long before any pipe dream immortality tech would ever even be conceived as possible or not

[-] [email protected] 30 points 6 months ago

I wish someone told him about HRT making you look 10 years younger. Could get some funny memes out of that. sicko-fem

[-] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

I'm sure he's doing a lil estrogen and blocking some androgen. He would be silly not to.

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[-] [email protected] 28 points 6 months ago

he might be alive, but he's not living.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 6 months ago

I miss the days where these rich bozos obbsessed with not dying just drank a bunch of mercury...

[-] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago

drinks litres of colloidal silver

"Oh, no, no. I’m not invulnerable yet. No, I’m afraid I just blue myself."

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[-] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago

People that spend millions on not dying are the last people on earth that shouldn't die.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago

follow his lead

Ah yes lemme just go grab that extra 2 million a year I'm sitting on not doing anything with and join you

[-] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago

Is obsessed with own "health", taking ludicrous measures to try to live as long as possible

Gets long COVID anyway

soviet-hmm

[-] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago

he doesn't even look young tho. he looks sickly if anything lmao.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago

He choose to look 49, or he can choose to look like a 28 year old lizard.

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

He looks about as youthful as my ~40 year old ex boyfriend recovering meth addict. Which is still surprisingly youthful all things considered, but still, I think people are forgetting that not laboring in the sun all day or doing other back breaking labor accrues less visible wear and tear and so a lot of us look younger than previous generations.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago

I just saw this 10m ago and was also like wtf. Just the 'free press' washing the image of a literal vampire. Imagine the treatment if some Russian or Chinese billionaire did the same thing.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago

Their vampiric oligarchs our immortal heroes

[-] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago

Isn't he just the new Ray Kurzwell or whatever his name was, at this point? Just someone so afraid of death because their culture is so nhilistic that they hope for eternal life through technology?

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[-] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago

Its going to be so funny when this guy just dies in a car crash or something and all this eternal life stuff is all for nothing

[-] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago

No one escapes the reaper

Except for me

I'm just different that way

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[-] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago

Need to set myself up a Google news alert for his obituary so I can make sure I'm getting my schadenfreude promptly.

Anyone want to put an over-under on him not making it to the average American male life expectancy? I feel like there's something in all the crap he does that's burning the candle a little faster.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago

This guy's name is so similar to the healthcare ceo that for a second i thought i had unlocked a whole new level of irony.

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[-] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago

Something really funny could theoretically happen tomorrow

[-] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

Once again remembering the biohacker techbro who took ketamine and drowned in a sensory deprivation tank

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago

Setting up a "Is Bryan Johnson Dead Yet?" website, but then realising that "Is Bryan Johnson Alive Yet?" website might be more insulting

[-] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago

isn't this the guy with the personal blood boy?

[-] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

i thought that was vampire thiel

[-] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

Thiel hires them out, this guy uses his son

[-] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

Peter Thiel is literally a coastal elite gay guy that buys the blood of the youth to feed on, and evangelical nazis are smitten by him, claiming he’s their hero.

It was never about God.

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

Is he even vegan-vegan?

[-] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Betteridge's law of headlines

Also has this dude even heard of shirts

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

Once more I would like to remind people that this vampire has taken blood transfusions from his son, while the science indicates that giving blood is much better for your health

[-] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

science indicates that giving blood is much better for your health

Chat is this true? I've been volcel long enough that my queerness won't be an issue anymore. ~eyeroll~ ~emoji~ ~bitterly~ ~implied.~

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