[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

With nothing beyond the knowledge of the effects of the opioids in salvia and that there are casomorphins in much cheese, this seems pretty natural; doubly so if the subject learns where cheese comes from.

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people might not want to have naked beanis load automatically at work

[-] [email protected] 87 points 2 days ago

emojis were bugged and were enormous when viewed on any other instance

this was hilarious though

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

brb connecting an rng to my pacemaker before the next action

[-] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

On and off recovering oxymetazoline addict since age 8

Saline rinse has kept me clean for at least 5 years but I did have to decline the oxy and ask to wait for a smaller endoscope when an ENT nurse attempted to non-consensually dose me before-hand

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feds infighting when they could be enjoying borderland beanis

SMDB

[-] [email protected] 102 points 2 months ago

accuses the left of sith lordism but also deliberately chose a red lightsaber? literacy cratering by the day smdh deeper-sadness

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House Judiciary Committee votes to allow deportation (read: expulsion) of American Citizens

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJFfYzFvD8g/

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJFbXnqS6uK/

Will the explicit (i.e. congressional consent for) lack of due process in the mass deportations further radicalize the libs or at least make it easier to convince my parents that the dems are not on their side?

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I'm going to become a purveyor of fine beanis and there's nothing my family or yours can do to stop me

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So what do you call people who believe in a literal Stalin?

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that david played and it made The Lord fart, because the lord doesn't eat enough fiber and this bolus disturbed the irregular distribution of incompletely digested food in Their gut

beanis

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The light greenish substance is a jalapeno, cilantro, and tofu sauce, the dark green bits are roasted peppers.

(not food: Bhonus owl I saw on my walk):

[-] [email protected] 54 points 7 months ago

"and he's going to do anything I tell him to do" might be powerful enough to resurrect UlyssesT

[-] [email protected] 57 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

not containing enough meat for a person to survive

That's weird. The amount of meat required for a person to survive is exactly 0 grams.

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Conservation of mass?

Do they understand that producing energy and fertilizer using the bodies of animals is less efficient than producing the same number of calories or mass of nitrates from plants+less-energy-than-is-required-to-raise-the-animal-in-question?

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can't think about the erection if you hyperfocus on :beanisbeanis

don't think-about-it

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Onomatopoeia - Flobots (www.youtube.com)
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This is a massive improvement over the nazi shit I used to see there years ago

o7 Kropotkin

~~main~~ beanis

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“I dabble, but not in the way that I used to before,” she said, adding the recent waves of anti-Israel encampments at Columbia and other universities prompted brief relapses.

caseomorphins: not even once

apologies if I missed a content warning or if this kind of article is inappropriate for the comm

[-] [email protected] 68 points 2 years ago

This is not the greatest Kyle in the world. This is just a tribute.

[-] [email protected] 71 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Maybe we just need to put these 12% freaks in a gulag and feed them nothing but beans for a few years.

bean

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