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[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 84 points 2 years ago

Oh, Universe, please do something funny.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 54 points 2 years ago

Shoots himself in the dick standing up.

[-] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 79 points 2 years ago
[-] SovietWaveGoddess@hexbear.net 45 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Okay but those things bop hard

i want to steal the nazi child's candy

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

bwahhahahaaha

[-] Mokey@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago
[-] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 50 points 2 years ago
[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

the same thing we should be training for picard-direct-action

[-] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 46 points 2 years ago

I would love for him to go fight in Ukrain't

[-] GnastyGnuts@hexbear.net 45 points 2 years ago

Is he actually planning to head off to ukraine or something?

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 39 points 2 years ago

Either that or he's going to volunteer to be on an Israeli merchant vessel in the red sea. If this is the case, the boy's gonna get domed by Houthis in between throwing up overboard because he seems like the type to get seasick.

[-] edge@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago
[-] kristina@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

I hope so, I need this

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

No. This is just what the average American looks like on his day of leisure

[-] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 39 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

There's some militia out there that's got him thinking he's Gohan and they have a mascot

[-] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 38 points 2 years ago

inshallah-script he shall be 🔻

[-] Maoo@hexbear.net 37 points 2 years ago

Keep your cell phone on Kyle

[-] culpritus@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago

In bad country the militants train child soldiers to kill.

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago

The day will come when we look back and laugh at the suicidal arrogance

[-] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 33 points 2 years ago
[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago

Please just give us this one

[-] Puggo@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago

Of course he got an AR500 plate carrier. And what the fuck is with that IFAK placement. The fact that it's haphazardly stuck to the front of his PC just shows that he hasn't trained enough. I know this goes without saying, but he most likely just dropped a couple thousand on all that shit just for the social media clout.

[-] Tommasi@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago

Why just get a tattoo? He should volunteer to fight for ukraine instead

[-] o_d@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 2 years ago

I'm disappointed that that's not what this is. I saw the pic and thought "maybe justice will be served".

[-] LarsAdultsen@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago

What kinda training is he upto that he can't even lose the baby fat on his face

[-] Juice@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

Media training

[-] odmroz@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

wtf is that facial expression sir.

[-] odmroz@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago

it's just very Zoey Deschanel New Girl.

[-] odmroz@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[-] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 2 years ago

If you're linking to an image hosted on another site, you can write it ![alt text here](url here).

E.G.

toast is a good kitty

[-] GreenWater@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago

This little boy thinks he is a man

[-] RedCat@lemmygrad.ml 19 points 2 years ago

Thank god. It's a matter of weeks now before he gets turned into charred gibs by a Russian artillery strike.

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago
[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

Hope he tries to be a merc and gets domed.

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

The chevy silverado hits an IED on it's way to Unicorn Ranch and he breaks his neck in the rollover

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

IDK guys I don't think there's enough bottled water callbacks in the scene.

Dude is a serial killer. Looks like he found another dubious way of murdering people. I was giving him 5 years before he kills again.

Edit - is this a movie set? If it is watch there be a Baldwin. Wouldn't just that psycho punk with a play gun.

[-] bigboopballs@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

I was giving him 5 years before he kills again.

with any luck, a Russian grenade will land on him and that will be the end of it

[-] D61@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

There's a Russian word for the guy you get fat when you break out of a Siberian prison... just in case you need ~~someone~~ something to eat.

[-] TheLepidopterists@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Is this some militia or an IOF auxiliary or something?

I'm trying to figure it out and Google says he was disqualified from joining the US military.

[-] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Fox News Babies unveils it's new Tucker Carlson

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