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[-] [email protected] 84 points 2 years ago

Oh, Universe, please do something funny.

[-] [email protected] 54 points 2 years ago

Shoots himself in the dick standing up.

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[-] [email protected] 45 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Okay but those things bop hard

i want to steal the nazi child's candy

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

bwahhahahaaha

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[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

the same thing we should be training for picard-direct-action

[-] [email protected] 46 points 2 years ago

I would love for him to go fight in Ukrain't

[-] [email protected] 45 points 2 years ago

Is he actually planning to head off to ukraine or something?

[-] [email protected] 39 points 2 years ago

Either that or he's going to volunteer to be on an Israeli merchant vessel in the red sea. If this is the case, the boy's gonna get domed by Houthis in between throwing up overboard because he seems like the type to get seasick.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

I hope so, I need this

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

No. This is just what the average American looks like on his day of leisure

[-] [email protected] 39 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

There's some militia out there that's got him thinking he's Gohan and they have a mascot

[-] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago

inshallah-script he shall be 🔻

[-] [email protected] 37 points 2 years ago

Keep your cell phone on Kyle

[-] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago

In bad country the militants train child soldiers to kill.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago

The day will come when we look back and laugh at the suicidal arrogance

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[-] [email protected] 32 points 2 years ago

Please just give us this one

[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago

Of course he got an AR500 plate carrier. And what the fuck is with that IFAK placement. The fact that it's haphazardly stuck to the front of his PC just shows that he hasn't trained enough. I know this goes without saying, but he most likely just dropped a couple thousand on all that shit just for the social media clout.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago

Why just get a tattoo? He should volunteer to fight for ukraine instead

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

I'm disappointed that that's not what this is. I saw the pic and thought "maybe justice will be served".

[-] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago

What kinda training is he upto that he can't even lose the baby fat on his face

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Media training

[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

wtf is that facial expression sir.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago

it's just very Zoey Deschanel New Girl.

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[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago

This little boy thinks he is a man

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

Thank god. It's a matter of weeks now before he gets turned into charred gibs by a Russian artillery strike.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Hope he tries to be a merc and gets domed.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

The chevy silverado hits an IED on it's way to Unicorn Ranch and he breaks his neck in the rollover

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

IDK guys I don't think there's enough bottled water callbacks in the scene.

Dude is a serial killer. Looks like he found another dubious way of murdering people. I was giving him 5 years before he kills again.

Edit - is this a movie set? If it is watch there be a Baldwin. Wouldn't just that psycho punk with a play gun.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

I was giving him 5 years before he kills again.

with any luck, a Russian grenade will land on him and that will be the end of it

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

There's a Russian word for the guy you get fat when you break out of a Siberian prison... just in case you need ~~someone~~ something to eat.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Is this some militia or an IOF auxiliary or something?

I'm trying to figure it out and Google says he was disqualified from joining the US military.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

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