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[–] [email protected] 84 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Oh, Universe, please do something funny.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Shoots himself in the dick standing up.

[–] [email protected] 79 points 10 months ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 45 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Okay but those things bop hard

i want to steal the nazi child's candy

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

bwahhahahaaha

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 50 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago

the same thing we should be training for picard-direct-action

[–] [email protected] 46 points 10 months ago

I would love for him to go fight in Ukrain't

[–] [email protected] 45 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Is he actually planning to head off to ukraine or something?

[–] [email protected] 39 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Either that or he's going to volunteer to be on an Israeli merchant vessel in the red sea. If this is the case, the boy's gonna get domed by Houthis in between throwing up overboard because he seems like the type to get seasick.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago

I hope so, I need this

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

No. This is just what the average American looks like on his day of leisure

[–] [email protected] 39 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

There's some militia out there that's got him thinking he's Gohan and they have a mascot

[–] [email protected] 38 points 10 months ago

inshallah-script he shall be 🔻

[–] [email protected] 37 points 10 months ago

Keep your cell phone on Kyle

[–] [email protected] 33 points 10 months ago

In bad country the militants train child soldiers to kill.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 33 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The day will come when we look back and laugh at the suicidal arrogance

[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago

Please just give us this one

[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago

Of course he got an AR500 plate carrier. And what the fuck is with that IFAK placement. The fact that it's haphazardly stuck to the front of his PC just shows that he hasn't trained enough. I know this goes without saying, but he most likely just dropped a couple thousand on all that shit just for the social media clout.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What kinda training is he upto that he can't even lose the baby fat on his face

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

Media training

[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Why just get a tattoo? He should volunteer to fight for ukraine instead

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

I'm disappointed that that's not what this is. I saw the pic and thought "maybe justice will be served".

[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

wtf is that facial expression sir.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)

it's just very Zoey Deschanel New Girl.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago

This little boy thinks he is a man

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Thank god. It's a matter of weeks now before he gets turned into charred gibs by a Russian artillery strike.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Oh shit oh fuck, he's going to be the US president in like 30 years, isn't he?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

That assumes he survives that long.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hope he tries to be a merc and gets domed.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

The chevy silverado hits an IED on it's way to Unicorn Ranch and he breaks his neck in the rollover

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

IDK guys I don't think there's enough bottled water callbacks in the scene.

Dude is a serial killer. Looks like he found another dubious way of murdering people. I was giving him 5 years before he kills again.

Edit - is this a movie set? If it is watch there be a Baldwin. Wouldn't just that psycho punk with a play gun.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

I was giving him 5 years before he kills again.

with any luck, a Russian grenade will land on him and that will be the end of it

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

There's a Russian word for the guy you get fat when you break out of a Siberian prison... just in case you need ~~someone~~ something to eat.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Is this some militia or an IOF auxiliary or something?

I'm trying to figure it out and Google says he was disqualified from joining the US military.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Fox News Babies unveils it's new Tucker Carlson

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