DengistDonnieDarko

one of my favorites, enjoy!

that's SO true

to be fair, Tim Pool IS dumb enough to not know where that $400k a month was coming from

masterful gambit, Mr Wendig

People think Communism was some crazy idea that had its comeuppance 40 years ago. A fever that shook the world, never to return again. They were right. Until he woke up today – a spiritual corpse responsive only to the call of Commodore Red, prostitutes, and Kras Mazov. For him, Communism is still a thing. He will single-handedly raise the Commune of '02 from the oceanic trench where it has been resting, covered in ghosts and seaweed! He is the Big Communism Builder. Come, witness his attempt to rebuild Communism in the year '24!

Maduro go on Cum Town

I have also been informed it is rude to ask him to cover his mouth when he coughs. we live in hell.

coworker coughing constantly

"hey [coworker], are you okay, you're coughing a lot"

"yeah I showed up today and just started coughing a lot! I'm okay though, I wouldn't be here if I wasn't okay "

reading No Country for Old Men. I am convinced that cormac mccarthy gets paid a dollar every time he uses the word "and". get that bag, king 💰

“Then he picked up his airtank and the stun- gun and walked out the door and got into the deputy's car and started the engine and backed around and pulled out and headed up the road.”

“He latched the case and fastened the straps and buckled them and rose and shouldered the rifle and then picked up the case and the machinepistol and took his bearings by his shadow and set out.”

this is how I wrote in the 4th grade.

tater lovers in shambles