Ben Sharpie reading me Marx sounds like a cursed bedtime story session

Ben Sharpie reading me Marx sounds like a cursed bedtime story session

That should be the official flag of every nightmare blunt rotation.
Thanks fellow comrade, I hope to feel better soon

Related to that rant
My older siblings are absolute chuds and they found out I've been on medical leave. They genuinely think my bed ridden state is me "faking it". It's extremely hurtful and doesn't help the pain my body is going through. My line of work is something I genuinely love. Being a bus driver makes me feel like I'm actually doing something positive for my community. No matter how many times I tell them I love doing what I do and I'd happily get behind the wheel of a bus again if I wasn't so sick, they aren't convinced.
I've slowly gained the strength to get out of bed and actually get on my computer. I just picked up Forza Horizon 6 and bouncing between that, Gran Turismo 4 emulator, and civilizations 5.
Gamer 1: I pee
Gamer 2: I poo
Both in unison: together we flush the loo
I haven't been feeling so good 
I've been on medical leave and pretty much bed ridden due to a cacophony of ailments.
I actually miss working
Conservatives:
building and using the ass whooping torture machine 5000
Liberals:
keeping said machine but turning it off followed by:
🍷clink! 🍷
There's a thousand things I can say right now, but my tummy hurts and all I can think of is.
Brent, you're a fuckin poopnose
I'm currently on doodie with the great tummy ache war

I drive da bus
