Found this comment on a post about how China is "doing capitalism better then the west, socialism is achieved through capitalism, etc".

I was expecting some weird takes in the thread, but this was beyond parody.

most of the instances are offline or admin only login last I checked

https://lemmy.ml/modlog/14815

"working on my politics-free lemmy experience"

https://lemmy.ml/post/47148371

Thought this was a legit funny shitpost about lemmitors, but OP is really doing the bit in the comments.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roHFRhhx2Oc

taken from this 60 Minutes report about white nationalists seeking to recruit after natural disasters by "helping"

I was very surprised to see the black sun emblem on the intro graphic.

In 2024, a jury convicted Guo of stealing hundreds of millions from his followers. The New Federal State of China, the harbor ceremony, the nonprofits, and the media companies were all part of an elaborate con Guo used to “lock in” those supporters before hitting them up for investments, prosecutors said a sentencing memo last week.

Guo, who has been jailed as a perceived flight risk since his March 2023 arrest, continues to deny guilt. His lawyers argue, in their own sentencing memo, that his conviction was the result of the Chinese government’s “relentless and overwhelmingly powerful targeting of him.” The memo also suggests, without evidence, that Guo’s support for Trump, in particular his role in the publication of explicit pictures of Hunter Biden prior to the 2020 election, contributed to his prosecution.

Police reported that the latest incident occurred on Saturday at a Target store on Southwest College Road, where a teen drove a lawnmower through the store, damaging a door. Authorities identified Janek Szkaradek as the driver and Luke Charske as the person who recorded the stunt.

Authorities say the video was intended for social media, but the behavior created a dangerous situation for customers and employees inside the store.

The investigation revealed a second incident the night before at a Culver’s on the same road. Police stated Szkaradek went inside the restaurant and used a leaf blower indoors, again as part of a filmed stunt. Authorities said this disrupted business and raised safety issues.

“These actions endangered people and caused property damage. They are crimes, not harmless videos,” police issued a statement urging others to consider carefully before trying similar acts.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Memepact/comments/pxtcs6/the_playertariat_have_nothing_to_lose_but_their/

Found this while randomly searching for "playertariat". I thought maybe I had spontaneously created a new word in a badposting comment, but seem like I'm too late by a few years.

Never played this game, but I think I get the idea of the post more or less.

... "tankies are always right too early".

Due to the meta-analytical tools of historical and dialectical materialism having strong predictive effects over decade timescales, and the significant delays in analysis precipitated by neoliberal focusing on the present status quo, a factor of asynchronicity spontaneously develops between the future-prescience of "tankies" that is disorienting to the neoliberal constructed present-focused perception.