politics

Hello, Operator? I'd like to report a certified moment

Take em all off all the ballots.

Presidential elections should be decided the old fashioned way: shooting matches between warlords to determine who has the mandate of heaven.

It'd be hilarious if this became a common thing and our voting system became even more of a farce

I remember seeing a post earlier about whether Hexbear thinks Trump or Biden wins 2024 but it seems no one predicted that there simply would not be a presidential election in 2024. At least if this keeps going

Imagine being some dnc dipshit paid six or seven figures, and this unbelievably plain outcome didn't occur to you

Still getting paid more than me despite being demonstrably dumber and picking the wrong fucking choice every time

Also I live in Texas, wasn't voting for genocide Joe anyway

balkanize

PSL winds up being the only party represented in every state ballot following a spate of tit-for-tat removals of Trump and Biden across the whole country
PSL candidate receives protest votes from dems in each state Biden is excluded and vice versa
PSL candidate accidentally wins Florida
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lol

Yes! Be the catalyst that slowly sends this nation into a state of balkanization! KEEP GOING!

The only thing stopping him, he said, was that people in Texas “believe in democracy.”

sorry fellas, stop the balkanization celebrations, the gop is just as civility brained as the libs

pog pog pog

give me a president/antipresident dynamic where the states are split in who they recognize. shatter the fabric of the nation

Here's how Jeb! can still win:

We all knew that move in Colorado was going to open up a Pandora's box. Let's see if it's one that won't be closed.

I like how it says threaten. Fuckin do it bitch, you know it would be the only thing to get people off the couch and into the streets again. As much as we talk shit about the electoral system, taking Joe Biden off is pretty much the thing that will tell everyone in Texas that Greg abbot is basically the president of Texas, and everyone hates that guy. No more democracy, not even the illusion.

The balkanization has begun.

Let's just appoint as president until we sort this out

lol, ok, if this becomes a trend maybe a 3rd party becomes viable in time for november

Biden would sweep the presidency if this happened because Democrats would have no excuse to dump quadrillions of dollars into moving the Texas election by half a percent

THIS IS HOW RFK Jr. CAN WIN THE ELECTION!

Remove both Biden and Trump from the ballots.

Good thing Trump was at risk of winning in deeply progressive Colorado. We needed to enshrine Biden as the only candidate in a state where he won 55% of the vote by a margin of 500k people in 2020.

Typical yanks, even balkanisation is a spectacle for them.

Like most people joke about a civil war, but I could genuinely see it happening. The white petite bourgeois is so fucking insane right now I could see them pushing for it. Remember the last civil war really was just as goofy from a material perspective, the northern libs really really didn't want to abolish slavery, all they wanted was to renegotiate a new power sharing agreement between the northern ruling class and the southern. But the southerners were so fucking batshit insane anything other than 1000% southern interests was white genocide. It was only really the act of war that gave abolitionists actual power to force northerner whites to be descent human beings and abolish slavery. Like modern libs want so desperately for the conservatives to like tone down fascism by like 1 degree so they can keep the capitalism machine ticking over. Just look at how the dems are basically giving Republicans their dream crime against humanity on the border just so they can get them to pay for their other crimes against humanity. And yet the conservatives are still too insane to take a victory.

In a stunning turn of events, Jill Stein has won the majority of electoral votes as the Democrats and Republicans have spent the last year kicking each other off the ballots for a change, leaving it wide open for a 3rd party challenger.

All according to plan...

On the one hand: Fucking how. HOW? How could you possibly do that in an even kind of legal way?

On the other hand:

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My body is ready.

Reality already became more ludicrous than fiction when the writers of Law and Order said they could not make an episode based around Trump's uh -legal troubles- because it people would think it was too unrealistic.

Please just let this farce of a country end, I am ready for it.

I hope this turns into a trend of states just arbitrarily removing their least favorite candidate from the ballot leading to a constitutional crisis that finally balkanizes this fucking horrific empire.

I mean, what did they expect?

Both sides think the other is doing this in bad faith.

Political kayfab 🥱