I thought he saved his urine in jars
Then again, I guess you can save multiple things in jars
I thought he saved his urine in jars
Then again, I guess you can save multiple things in jars
Thanks! Now that I've got a fan base to disappoint, it's time say something disturbingly sexist or transphobic.
Girls have a button and boys have a pole. Wicked touching takes its toll.
And then write Harry Potter style books about himself!
Night night. Ugh, feel like just fell asleep
Also he puts his wiener into furniture and says he doesn't
While I don't agree with your statement, as a republican, I have no ability to tell you whether I like or dislike what you've said. I know which one and only statement I like, and your statement was not it.
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Probably doing a golf pop
Wait wait wait, now you're just bungling the story tooooo much.
What probably happened is he got target fixation while the bird flew in a path that... well... ooooppsssies
You forgot the best part of the whole "ooooppsssies":
The fucking lawyer later went on tv TO APOLOGIZE TO DICK CHENEY FOR HIS BAD PUBLICITY DUE TO GETTING SHOT IN THE FACE
"I really think we should listen to what Jeremy has to say. Sure, he gets drunk and challenges children to fight him at the playground, and yes he might be a tiny bit of an arsonist, and if you're gonna nitpick then yes he stomps on pigeons in the park, but you don't understand! I saw him accidentally knock over an old lady the other day and he apologized! Not only that, he made sure she was okay! I think he's truly reformed and we should trust him now."
Also, I get why you said "pheasant" hunt and thought that was hilarious, but c'mon... If there were ever a time to bring up duck hunting, shouldn't it be now by the infamous @[email protected]?
Selena was shot by her own friend/manager