It's a real tweet in case you're wondering.
gotta be weird to have a country tweeting at you
this post was submitted on 20 Oct 2023
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We are living through a strange time but I assume as time goes on - things will get weirder in ways we can't imagine right now.
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It's 2023 and Israel is in the midst of yet another war. To use an anchorman phrase Israel's actions "destabilize the region". Military actions and reactions could ultimately spin out of control and lead to World War III. The US has 10,000s of nuclear missiles. The size of Israel's arsenal is unknown but it's probably in the 100s.
The citizens of the future use pocket-sized devices to communicate in real time over a worldwide network. To a global audience - the State of Israel tried and failed to make fun of a world famous Swedish teenager. She is a much-loved and much-hated for her efforts against to protest dangerous increases in global temperature due to the burning of fossil fuels. The actions of man threaten civilization. Will it continue?
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Why didn't Philip K. Dick write about this in the 1970s?
no fucking way lmao
even accepting this bullshit premise, hamas wins lol. These are bespoke, hand crafted rockets using upcycled materials.
What's the running costs on an F-16 vs a paraglider anyway
an F-16 vs a paraglider
The problem with the US investing in paraglider tech is that it's hard to justify why the program costs ~$2,000,000,000,000 yet there are still problems. How do you explain to an angry public the "Goldilocks Zone" phenomenon whereby the heavily overburdened "pig with wings" paragliders crash catastrophically if the wind is just a little too weak or just a little too strong.
Hamas is freegan confirmed???
THE FUTURE NEEDS MORE SUSTAINABLE GENOCIDES!
imagine being an extremely online ethnostate.
Damn, didn't know Greta was chill like that
She's consistently the most based celebrity activist on the global stage. (Not sure what else to label her as she isn't a celebrity who happens to be an activist but rather an activist who became famous).
nah thats malala, theres a reason the media disappeared her
Oh yeah, can't believe I forgot about her. Exactly for the reason you imply here- from magazine covers to zero coverage overnight.
I am convinced Socialism is the only answer and I urge all comrades to take this struggle to a victorious conclusion. Only this will free us from the chains of bigotry and exploitation
-Malala
Wait what happened with Malala, I thought she was super lib brained since my horrible MIL got me her book one year (which I still take personally)
shes a full blown communist these days
She’s alright. She’s a performative libs with opinions you expect from a lib. But she also makes conservatives go into a heart attack inducing rage because they can’t beat her for being a child and talking back to the mature adults
Israel has also strongly implied that their missiles are gluten free but that might be a psyop.
No one could possibly have friends in gaza, obviously
I made this comment this just a few minutes ago - https://hexbear.net/comment/4133021. I'm very curious what he has to say about Israel going forward.
sustainable bombs. lmao.
could have been your friends
Skill issue
mf name burger lmao
Death to America
I don't think any war machine is made from sustainable materials
Unless we go back to throwing rocks at each other
Unless we go back to throwing rocks at each other
People talk about soldiers being brave. But it's something else for a teenager to throw rocks at an occupying force of guys with assault rifles who have in effect a license to kill and who in an instant can call in the equivalent of a national guard to help them to brutally "enforce order".
I never have had nor will I have have the - cough - stones for that.
All my missiles are farm to table
How is this not an onion article...
All of them military aged in a country with conscription 
When I play cowboys and Indians, I always take the side of the Indian.
The blood of martyrs is the most renewable resource imaginable.
I get this is a joke, but just for accuracy, vegan wasn't mentioned in the tweet.
Based on these victims' ages and the fact that they weren't in prison, can't we infer that they were in the IDF?
They probably couldn't have been Greta's friends then
how can a missile be vegan ? it eats people, atleast it's intended to.