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[-] [email protected] 155 points 4 days ago
[-] [email protected] 35 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

God y'all are hilarious

[-] [email protected] 84 points 4 days ago

do you reach into your pants to scrape your anus directly, charles

[-] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago

He just assumes everyone also gets pink eye several times a month.

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[-] [email protected] 65 points 4 days ago

if your asshole is so itchy its a food safety hazard then you probably need to get some kind of powder for that, charlie

[-] [email protected] 33 points 4 days ago

Time for his de-worming treatment.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 4 days ago

This is slander, my people would never go near Charlie Kirk's lower intestines.

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago

But that would kill all his fans!

Wait! I support this plan!

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[-] [email protected] 58 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Charlie Kirk Announces He Has Smeared Assjuice On Everyone He Has Ever Shaken Hands With, Which Is Pretty Much What They Deserve

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[-] [email protected] 62 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I’ll never understand why the ignorami wear the fact their cultureless slobs like a badge of honor.

And have these corn-syrup swilling dipshits ever heard of washing hands?

[-] [email protected] 56 points 4 days ago

God they really don't have anything against him, do they?

[-] [email protected] 65 points 4 days ago

Call him a socialist Communist fascist and people go "I don't care what he is, he's making life affordable and he's hot".

Call him an antisemite and people go "Alright good fuck Israel" or go "But he was endorsed by a Jewish candidate".

Call him a Muslim and people go "yeah and?".

Say he's going to make all the billionaires leave NYC and people go "Yeah fuck em if they stay they're paying their taxes or getting Luigi".

[-] [email protected] 36 points 4 days ago

frothingfash HE EATS WITH ONLY HIS HANDS!!!!

jerma-burger yeah, ok.

[-] [email protected] 42 points 4 days ago

I keep my hands clean by using an anus-scratching fork.

[-] [email protected] 47 points 4 days ago

seriously why did libs stop calling these weirdos "weird"

[-] [email protected] 50 points 4 days ago

Someone made the boss call, let them know if they kept doing that they were going to win the election. Stopped immediately.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

It was Biden's advisors immediately after being brought onto the Kamala campaign IIRC. The line between incompetence and sabotage is thin

[-] [email protected] 30 points 4 days ago

it was working too well

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[-] [email protected] 49 points 4 days ago

so his asshole is either dirty or he has hemorrhoids lol

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[-] [email protected] 45 points 4 days ago

Also like, how do you eat a hot dog, Charlie?

[-] [email protected] 30 points 4 days ago

With a fork and knife like the clown he is.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I saw this absurd video from a content creator whose whole schtick was showing us plebs proper etiquette for the British aristocracy. In the video he shows us how to eat a banana with a knife and fork.

What is so pathetic about this video is that the guy is himself not a member of the aristocracy, and no matter how much he grovels and imitates, will never be one or be accepted by them. Also he's stupid enough to believe that anyone, even a member of the aristocracy, would eat an unpeeled banana with a knife and fork

[-] [email protected] 26 points 4 days ago

i just suck the whole thing down in one slurp

[-] [email protected] 22 points 4 days ago

While making eye contact with your coworkers, as a power move

[-] [email protected] 24 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Can't believe he revealed that he likes to finger his hole.

I'm guessing this is about banana leaf rice or something. Eating rice and curry with your hands is common in India and other countries with a large Indian diaspora like Malaysia. The places that serve it generally have a sink in the dining area so you don't have to go to the restroom just to wash your hands.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

Charlie Kirk's opinion on India and the people within may surprise you. You may want to take a seat for this one.

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[-] [email protected] 22 points 4 days ago

I mean yeah it was a bit of culture shock the first time I visited southeast Asia and saw people eating rice with their bare hands but it didn't make me instantly think of doodoo encrusted buttholes

[-] [email protected] 29 points 4 days ago

maybe its just cause im middle eastern and a lot of our food is eaten by scooping it with bread using your hands but i dont see why its even anything worth noting that someone’s eating rice with their hands

when ameripigs buy a pack of M&Ms they dont eat them with a spoon. small foods can be eaten with hands too all over the world. its not just their borgor and hot dog

[-] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago

Yes but those are white foods

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I wonder how charlie eats his dothogs and hamberders, or fried chicken.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

With his feet like a civilized man

[-] [email protected] 24 points 4 days ago

ummm

So charlie-kirk just got shit on his hands all day?

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[-] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago

Fingers are just the forks of our hands anyways, western cutlery is dumb OH YOU DIDNT USE A FORK yeah fuck you Charlie

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Charlie Kirk, self-proclaimed "Christian", forgetting about Matthew 15:11.

11 What goes into someone’s mouth does not defile them, but what comes out of their mouth, that is what defiles them.

i-cant Charlie Kirk defiling himself every time he opens his mouth or types.

EDIT: Jesus was responding earlier to something mentioned in Matthew 15:1-2

15 Then some Pharisees and teachers of the law came to Jesus from Jerusalem and asked, 2 “Why do your disciples break the tradition of the elders? They don’t wash their hands before they eat!”

[-] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago

Being kept up at night thinking about Mamdani scratching his anus is definitely something. Is this real?

[-] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago

charlie kirk never walked by a construction site at lunch time??

the dirtiest hands eating sandwiches and chips raw dog

[-] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago

In Charlie's defense, he's a literal giant festering anus and it would be basically impossible for him to keep his hands clean (cuz they're perpetually poopy anus hands)

[-] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago

What a racist.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago

I don't think this is a real tweet.

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