Brown Bear-Ryongnim, Natural Monument of DPRK

Pyongyang, October 21 (KCNA) -- The Rangnim Mountains situated in Ryongnim and Rangnim counties of Jagang Province of the DPRK have high peaks including Wagal Peak (2 260m above sea level) and Mts Kosokgol and Pakdal.

This area, more than 1 400 metres above sea level, is one of the typical areas of the distribution of brown bears in the country because of its thick forests and abundant food resources.

The brown bear-Ryongnim is an omnivorous animal.

The bear is 150-180 cm long and the larger one is 200 cm.

It weighs about 180-250 kg.

It breeds every two or three years.

It litters one or five cubs.

The colors of fur of the bears vary according to zones and seasons, but most of them are dark brown or black.

They hibernate in rock caves, hollowed trees and burrows in fallen trees.

The time to hibernate is about November and the time to awake from hibernation is about April. The bears do not leave the fixed habitats.

The brown bear-Ryongnim is registered as a natural monument and protected under the national care. -0-

http://kcna.kp/en/article/detail/8c87f3d9c0582cbad499cd23b5220588

https://archive.is/oYCMJ

 

Department Director of C.C., WPK Kim Yo Jong Sends Warning Repeatedly to ROK Side

Pyongyang, October 22 (KCNA) -- Kim Yo Jong, department director of the Central Committee of the Workers' Party of Korea, sent another following warning at dawn of Oct. 22 as regards the fact that the special assistant to the defense policy of Chongwadae of the ROK let loose officious response on Oct. 21:

The shameless, ignorant, unreasonable and illogical under-wits who shift the responsibility for shedding blood in their self-made suspicious accident onto the other and impudently interfere in the other's work of fencing the house are picking a quarrel with our just measure. The way of provoking a quarrel is run through with "absurd assertion", as they did in the past.

Such "false play" may continue for the time being.

This is because a frightened dog can keep up its appearance of rat-tailed face when it barks.

I had already dealt with the Moon Jae In and Yoon Suk Yeol regimes, but I have never seen such foolish and miserable guys like those who get on the present regime's "cart".

The officials of Chongwadae and the government are all stereotyped idiots.

Through this, we can know frailty and immaturity of the Lee Jae Myung government.

The special assistant to the defense policy of Chongwadae should not talk incoherently but shut his mouth at once.

He, a small fry, is irresponsibly talking without knowing the meaning of the words that the thief calls "stop thief".

The words that the thief calls "stop thief" are suitable for the men who did not fire a bullet, not those who opened fire and talk about provocation.

In fact, it is a very dirty thing to respond to the disgraceful behavior of such guys, but I declare once again upon authorization.

Within the territory where our sovereignty is exercised, the project for fortifying the southern border will be surely and successfully continued according to our purposes.

If the project for fortifying the southern border is completed, the danger of military conflict between the DPRK and the ROK will be considerably lowered and many complicated problems will be solved.

We are not committing a "provocation" but taking just reaction.

I warn those who are interfering in the work of repairing the fence of other's home and crying out for "military counteraction", carried away by ill-advised bravery.

If they make a "mistake" wittingly or unwittingly for a moment with morbid ill-advised bravery, they will have to be prepared for everything.

Everything will be broken, crushed and collapsed terribly.

Our new responsive means will be put on alert in all parts of the southern border and the loudspeakers against the ROK will be on standby in a matter of days.

If they continue to wag their tongue, cast a damper on and insist obstinately on, the present ruling authorities will face the most horrible and distressing situation.

This is not a threat but a clear warning.

Time will prove this.

I warn once again that they should grasp the situation well and make proper speech. -0-

http://kcna.kp/en/article/detail/a85ee3316084c5e24a9425a23d8b1cf8

https://archive.is/zflaN

related post https://hexbear.net/post/9846686

[–] 5 points 14 hours ago* (4 children)

I am not accusing you of anything. I wrote in my first comment that your post is part of a trend, meaning that the blame is not placed on you. I'm sure that you don't have malicious intent.

I love that you invoke "why don't you post it?" (my tone: sincere, not sarcastic) This is something I love to say myself when my posts receive criticism. It's a great response to people who have 0 posts and a bunch of comments. It also encourages other people to post. Also, it's non-confrontational.

Why haven't I posted it? My answer is simply "I was posting other things". I admit that I saw the Vivek Ramaswamy ad story yesterday and I simply did not post it because I was fixated on news stories about the white powder mailings.

I have reposted things that I felt were wrongly marked as NSFW in the past. For example, a news story about a cop shooting a person was marked as NSFW. Why shouldn't a news story about a cop shooting a person be marked NSFW? Because children deserve to know that cops are violent murderers, for the safety of children. The news article that I posted did not have images of the shooting.

The site rules says "Triggering content should be placed inside a spoiler tag. Post images that depict triggering content should be marked NSFW. Post titles should contain warnings at the beginning. Use established abbreviations where possible." The rule says "images" and "depict", both of these words means picture. This is the only time that the site rules mentions using NSFW tag. This should mean that images of a shooting would be marked NSFW but a news story describing a shooting without images doesn't need to be marked NSFW, but could still be prefaced with a content warning.

I wrote my comment out of frustration at the trend of overly censoring things that are happening outside. This is a trend that I've been frustrated about for years and I've commented about before. The intention of my comment was not to criticize you but to draw attention to the trend of overly censoring events that are happening outside.

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  • [–] 5 points 16 hours ago* (6 children)

    Your post is written like how liberals talk about cops shooting children. I explained in my comment why it feels like hiding the truth.

    You marked the post NSFW. NSFW means content for ages 18+. Children should know that Republicans are pedophiles. Children should know that JD Vance and Vivek Ramaswamy support pedophilia. Why? Because knowing about the existence of pedophiles protects children from pedophiles

    Republicans don't want sex education to be taught in public school because then children don't know that they are being abused. Children need to know that child abusers exist for their own safety. Hiding warnings from children does not protect children, it endangers children.

    Also the site rules says that depictions or topics of triggering content needs a content warning. This thread is not a depiction or topic of triggering content. The topic is political ad which stars someone who abused children. The post is not discussing the topic of children being abused. The thread does not show any pictures of any children being abused.

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    DPRK will activate "loudspeakers for psychological warfare against the ROK" along the whole southern border, before the end of October. This is in response to ROK playing loudspeakers and firing shots on the south border.

    The armed rogues committed provocative warning loudspeaker blaring and shots again in at least two spots today.

    Our tactical hunting teams are taking new positions, and within October, the loudspeakers for psychological warfare against the ROK will be in operation along the whole border.

    This is the most just measure and appropriate response.

    https://hexbear.net/post/9846686

    https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/north-korean-army-chief-inspects-border-with-south-korea-says-troops-must-act-if-2026-10-21/

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  • [–] [S] 8 points 18 hours ago

    This press statement from October 19 says that ROK fired "warning shots" at DPRK soldiers 91 times and that ROK played provocative loudspeakers 998 times.

    The warmongers of the ROK military are seriously threatening the safety of our service personnel by firing warning shots at them with automatic rifles and large-calibre machine guns under such unreasonable pretext that the personnel, involved in fortifying the southern border, "crossed the borderline". Such provocations began in August, alongside warning loudspeaker blaring. They committed 2 870 rounds of provocative loudspeaker warning and 201 warning shot provocations from August 1 to October 17.

    Such enemy provocations, more openly perpetrated in the wake of a fabricated "mine explosion farce", have gone beyond the red line.

    The provocative loudspeaker blaring frequently comes from the posts in the deployment areas of the 7th and 15th Infantry Divisions of the Second Corps and the 21st and 22nd Infantry Divisions of the Third Corps of the ROK army. The provocative warning shots mostly come from the 278 military policemen post in the demilitarized zone under the 21st Infantry Division of its Third Corps. In actuality, provocative loudspeaker blaring was committed 998 times and warning shots 91 times in the period between Oct. 1 and 17.

    http://kcna.kp/en/article/detail/6f0221f7682ccfbec80e1d29b235eb46

    https://archive.is/YrnuH

    This article says that that the US and South Korea are staging joint military exercises to provoke DPRK from October 19 to October 30

    http://kcna.kp/en/article/detail/73dc959ef1b79caa82919f77df23d331

    https://archive.is/Ge9XP

    This is western media reporting the OP.

    https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/north-korean-army-chief-inspects-border-with-south-korea-says-troops-must-act-if-2026-10-21/

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    KPA Marshal Pak Jong Chon Inspects Southern Border under Fortification

    Pyongyang, October 21 (KCNA) -- KPA Marshal Pak Jong Chon, advisor to the Ministry of National Defence of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, inspected pivotal positions of the southern border under fortification on October 20.

    He was accompanied by Ri Il Hwan, secretary of the Central Committee of the Workers' Party of Korea, Kim Yo Jong, department director of the WPK Central Committee, and major commanding officers of the General Staff of the Korean People's Army.

    KPA Marshal Pak Jong Chon acquainted himself with the progress in the fortification project for permanently closing the border and gave pep talks to the service personnel dedicating themselves to the historic struggle for fortifying the border of the country in the face of enemy threats and obstructions.

    He clarified the following important stand as regards the serious enemy provocation to disturb the DPRK's exercise of sovereignty taking place in its territory.

    "Now those rogues are seeking to invent an excuse for provocation, finding fault with the on-going fortification project, our army's regular undertaking for strengthening the border. They insist that our service personnel 'crossed the borderline' but this is just deliberate, premeditated and absurd assertion to shift the blame for the ever-worsening situation onto us, prompted by a black-hearted purpose.

    Our army knows where our borderline is better than any others and we are doing what we should do in our territory.

    Officers and soldiers, turn the borderline into an impregnable fortress proudly.

    If the enemy troops make a provocation actually threatening the safety of our service personnel in the wake of warning loudspeaker blaring and shots, you should never pardon them but launch prompt and resolute action. It is not a time to merely engage in a war of words.

    The border forces of the DPRK must take very proficient, specialized and overwhelming military action in response to the reckless moves of the hideous enemy."

    Noting that it is most important to take proactive measures for thoroughly protecting the lives and safety of our service personnel, he stressed that now is the time to organize the firepower strong enough to strike terror into the enemy's heart.

    Department Director of the C.C., WPK Kim Yo Jong said as follows:

    "Our military leadership underlined the need to make those rogues aware that our new firepower units have taken their firing positions.

    Our head of state issued an order to fortify the border with an enemy state to be eternally impregnable, noting that there will be never ever compromise in exercising our territorial sovereignty.

    This is a 'sacred and great undertaking' for putting an end to the history written in a wrong way for a very long time.

    Our army should thoroughly implement the instruction of our head of state on fulfilling this historic mission.

    Nothing can stem the historical process of the fortification of the DPRK's southern border." -0-

    http://kcna.kp/en/article/detail/741baeee83ce6fe656c998aa0dead303

    https://archive.is/323zF

    Press Statement of Kim Yo Jong, Department Director of C.C., WPK

    Pyongyang, October 21 (KCNA) -- Kim Yo Jong, department director of the Central Committee of the Workers' Party of Korea, released the following press statement on Oct. 21:

    Today I inspected the border together with Marshal Pak Jong Chon.

    The Korean Central News Agency misreported the date in its article.

    I inspected several places of the border early this morning, not yesterday.

    The border has been clearly blocked and turned into a fortress more thoroughly.

    This clearly proves that the history miswritten by us for a long time is being corrected and the current and future security of the DPRK guaranteed qualitatively.

    Our head of state stressed that it is a terrible tragedy that the DPRK borders the most despicable and disgusting enemy in the world and, therefore, the border should be a permanent line never to be crossed.

    Our army is carrying out a crucial and great undertaking in the face of the enemy's persistent threats.

    A great history of peace will soon begin.

    If the border is fortified, the danger of military conflict in this area will undoubtedly be eliminated.

    The armed rogues committed provocative warning loudspeaker blaring and shots again in at least two spots today.

    Our tactical hunting teams are taking new positions, and within October, the loudspeakers for psychological warfare against the ROK will be in operation along the whole border.

    This is the most just measure and appropriate response.

    Let us suppose that we open responsive fire on the enemy as a warning in the case like today.

    The situation along the border will escalate into an unimaginably terrible phase.

    We gird ourselves thoroughly for contingence, exercising great restraint.

    If the enemy's warning shot provocation results in doing actual harm to the our territorial security and our service persons' safety, going beyond the level of warning, our border guards will show no mercy for the armed gangsters bereft of reason. -0-

    http://kcna.kp/en/article/detail/207188e61f62372d46fa4357627f9b94

    https://archive.is/ULONX

    [–] [S] 16 points 1 day ago*

    I check KCNA pretty much every day. I was able to access it around 10 hours ago. DPRK websites have been down for at least 6 hours now.

    I tried to investigate the outage. The DNS looking isn't resolving. I try to do a DNS lookup for kcna.kp on multiple DNS servers and it returns like "name not found". I don't know what that means.

    I posted a list of DPRK websites here. https://hexbear.net/post/9499707

    subscribe to !pyongyang@hexbear.net

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    SEOUL, Oct 21 (Reuters) - Some North Korean websites appear to have ​been experiencing intermittent outages, analysts ‌said on Wednesday.

    Here are the details:

    More than 40 official sites ​using the country's .kp domain, ​including those of the foreign ⁠ministry and state news ​agency KCNA, were inaccessible or ​unstable on Tuesday, South Korea's Yonhap News Agency reported.

    Network monitoring service ​Telecom Observer said it ​detected nearly six hours of disruptions in North ‌Korea's ⁠Border Gateway Protocol routing infrastructure from 1810 to 2350 GMT on Tuesday.

    Analysts also ​observed intermittent ​outages ⁠on Wednesday, though many websites, such as ​KCNA and newspaper Rodong ​Sinmun, ⁠were accessible by 0043 GMT.

    The cause has not been ⁠publicly ​attributed, analysts said.

    North ​Korea's internet has suffered disruptions before.

    [–] [S] 11 points 1 day ago*

    I know that DataRepublican and Tim Pool are not to be taken seriously. I included that to say that there seems to be some kind of right wing conspiracy forming.

    DataRepublican was recently involved in doxxing a left wing email website called Autisitici/Inventati, which was also targeted with OFAC sanctions by Marco Rubio. DataRepublican is also a former US Government employee or something? Definitely a fed.

    Tim Pool is definitely a fed. He had a private dinner with Netanyahu. Also Tim Pool is favored by Trump, he was selected to be in the White House press pool after Trump banned a bunch of reporters.

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  • [–] [S] 16 points 1 day ago (4 children)

    This article published yesterday by The Guardian says that at least 36 Politicians have published statements about receiving the same letter. The article says that FBI believes at least 100 of the same letter were mailed. The article says that the letters reach at least 15 states.

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/oct/19/white-powder-envelopes-congress

    https://archive.is/KKMpa

    I've also noticed that a twitter account called "DataRepublican" has made allegations that the DSA is trying to start a civil war. Tim Pool just uploaded a video to youtube saying that these letters are evidence of an impending civil war.

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    There seems to be dozens, maybe hundreds, of reports of politicians receiving the same letter. It feels like the media is reporting it as all separate incidents, which is odd.

    If it was done by some chud boomer, the Trump FBI might try to cover it up.

    I've found multiple photos of the envelope that I reuploaded to Hexbear. I would like to find an image of the letter if any politician had uploaded the actual letter. One politician said that the letter called for a "civil war".

    I made this thread hoping that some other people would also have the same interest or if someone else had seen the letter.

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  • [–] [S] 17 points 1 day ago

    South Dakota Senator Mike Rounds, includes image with DSA return address

    https://nitter.click/senatorrounds/status/2111199006038819073

    Nebraska Senator Pete Ricketts - says a letter contained powder, doesn't mention DSA

    https://nitter.click/senatorricketts/status/2111234838237786520

    Wisconsin Senator Ron Johnson - just says suspicious letter received

    https://nitter.click/SenRonJohnson/status/2112314399868277074

    VA Rep Bobby Scott

    https://nitter.click/BobbyScott/status/2111535953877807243

    CO Rep Joe Neguse

    https://nitter.click/RepJoeNeguse/status/2112257806749626597

    CO Rep Jason Crow

    https://nitter.click/RepJasonCrow/status/2112306591621845325

    NY Rep Ritchie Torres

    https://nitter.click/RitchieTorres/status/2111171942128767041#m

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    Over the past week, there has been reports that numerous US politicians have received the same mysterious letter.

    The characteristics of the letter are as follows:

    • Return address says DSA with an address that Democratic Socialist's of America does not use
    • Post Office mark says San Antonio Texas
    • Several reports say that the letter contains white powder
    • At least one report says that the powder was identified as harmless

    I haven't seen the media do real investigating into this incident.

    I would like to create an archived list of public statements published by US politicians. For example, if the politician has tweeted or made a press statement about a mysterious letter in the past week. Some have even posted photos of the letter.

    There are 435 congress members and 100 senators. If you know of any public statements, please post a link in a comment.

    Please share public information only. No private info, gossip, etc.

    Examples:

    MA Rep Seth Molten

    https://www.cbsnews.com/boston/news/seth-moulton-congress-suspicious-mail/

    http://web.archive.org/web/20261020204952/https://moulton.house.gov/news/press-releases/statement-office-congressman-moulton-regarding-suspicious-letter-received-mail

    VA Rep Vindman

    https://nitter.click/RepVindman/status/2111222038216179791#m

    https://web.archive.org/web/20261020205624/https://vindman.house.gov/2026/10/16/vindman-releases-statement-after-suspicious-package-sent-to-district-office/

    ME Rep Pingree

    https://nitter.click/chelliepingree/status/2112201038853705963#m

    This is a related thread I posted 4 days ago
    https://hexbear.net/post/9810960

     

    https://nltimes.nl/2026/10/19/dutch-pm-jetten-fiance-nicolas-keenan-expecting-baby-via-surrogate-2027

    Prime Minister Rob Jetten and his fiancé Nicolás Keenan are expecting a baby in the spring of 2027. They are having a child with the help of a surrogate mother, Keenan wrote on social media.

    Jetten is the first postwar Dutch prime minister to have a child while in office. In recent decades, Dutch prime ministers have generally already been fathers before taking office. On top of that, Jetten is also the first openly gay prime minister, as well as the first one to have a child with the help of a surrogate mother.

    The pregnancy was arranged through “a friendly couple who already have children,” a D66 statement read. Both the egg donor and the surrogate mother are Dutch. The arrangement is not commercial, as both women are Jetten’s and Keenan’s acquaintances “who said they are glad to help the two fathers-to-be realize their wish.”

    “Someone very special is on the way. See you in 2027, little one,” Nicolás Keenan wrote on Instagram. “We are incredibly grateful to our egg donor, our surrogate mother Lisa, and both of their families. None of this would have been possible without you.” He repeated the same message in Dutch, Spanish, and English.

    “We are incredibly grateful that, thanks to two wonderful women, we now have the chance to make our big dream come true,” PM Jetten said. He added that the surrogate mother and the baby are doing well. “That is, of course, the most important thing right now. We urgently appeal to everyone to respect the privacy of those involved.”

    Surrogate mother Lisa also made a statement. “I grew up in a warm and loving home and now have a fantastic family of my own,” she said in the D66 statement. “With the unconditional support of our loved ones, surrogacy feels like a very special way to help make our dear friends’ dream come true.”

     

    Hunter Schafer has undergone bottom surgery, the “Euphoria” star revealed.

    “I just had bottom surgery in December, which was amazing, and I love it so much,” Schafer told Elle magazine, referring to the gender-affirming operation that alters a person’s genitals to align with their gender identity.

    “For a long time I’ve embraced the gender-expansive part of myself, and I really wanted to try to make that previous body work, because I thought there was something really cool and badass about it,” she said. But, according to Elle, Schafer described “hitting a wall again and again where this theoretical queer utopia didn’t match up with the world she encountered every day, and the way she personally wanted to show up in it.” And so while every trans person is different, a medical transition was the right decision for Schafer.

    Schafer described that ability to evolve as the “magical thing about queerness” — that “on an ideological level, it’s about possibility and expansion and growth, and being on that journey and finding yourself.” While she had always viewed her gender identity as more fluid, she has now landed somewhere “flatter,” she described. “I’m a woman. I’m a girl,” she said. Coming to that conclusion required Schafer to wrestle with queerness as a philosophy “versus how it applies and works in real life, in the context of the world that we’re living in.” She said, “I feel like there’s always a tension there.”

    Schafer described her recovery from bottom surgery in early 2026, noting that she rented a big apartment and had friends and family visit while she was required to lie flat. “I think my limit was 150 steps per day, which is nothing,” she said of her doctor’s orders.

    Schafer, who will next be seen opposite Michelle Yeoh in the Amazon miniseries “Blade Runner 2099,” spoke a couple of years ago about not wanting her identity to overshadow her work, saying she herself had tried to avoid saying the word “trans” during interviews. “It has not just happened naturally by any means. If I let it happen, it would still be giving ‘Transsexual Actress’ before every article ever,” Schafer told GQ in 2024.

    “As soon as I say it, it gets blastoff,” she added about when the word “trans” comes up in her interviews. “It took a while to learn that and it also took a while to learn that I don’t want to be [reduced to] that, and I find it ultimately demeaning to me and what I want to do. Especially after high school, I was sick of talking about it. I worked so hard to get to where I am, past these really hard points in my transition, and now I just want to be a girl and finally move on.”

    Schafer acknowledged in that interview that “it’s a privilege” to be able to shift focus beyond her gender identity, saying: “It’s been very intentional. I’ve gotten offered tons of trans roles, and I just don’t want to do it. I don’t want to talk about it.”

    “I know for a fact that I’m one of the most famous trans people in media right now, and I do feel a sense of responsibility, and maybe a little bit of guilt, for not being more of a spokesperson,” Schafer concluded. “But ultimately, I really do believe that not making it the centerpiece to what I’m doing will allow me to get further. And I think getting further and doing awesome shit, in the interest of ‘the movement,’ will be way more helpful than talking about it all the time.”

    Schafer’s first acting rule was Jules in the HBO smash hit “Euphoria,” which made her a celebrity — and a role model for trans people — in her early 20s. Her other roles include “The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes” and the Neon horror movie “Cuckoo.”

     

    Ryuwon Shoes Favored by DPRK People

    Pyongyang, October 18 (KCNA) -- Among the light industrial products favored by our people are Ryuwon shoes.

    The Ryuwon Footwear Factory produces well-designed and light sports shoes, drawing popularity among customers, especially students and other young people.

    According to Kim Yun Sil, manager of the factory, the light canvas sports shoes are made for comfort by making an efficient ventilation system with holes and grooves on very elastic and light plastic soles.

    The products are associated with the devoted efforts of respected Comrade Kim Jong Un to provide the people with quality consumer goods.

    One day in October 2017, he visited the remodeled Ryuwon Footwear Factory. He praised the factory for producing a variety of well-designed and quality sports shoes, saying that he is very gratifying to think of the people, children and sportspersons who would be pleased with home-made sports shoes.

    He stressed the need to produce impeccable shoes to be appreciated by the people as the factory has turned into a model and standard one in the field of footwear industry of the DPRK.

    The factory has completed over 1 500 designs and developed over 1 000 kinds of new products while studying the global trend of development in the footwear industry and examining the principle of technical engineering of excellent products.

    In the days when it conducted production and management activities, regarding the demand and assessment of the people as a standard, the factory won the titles of the Double Three-Revolution Red Flag, the Double "Lathe No. 26" Model Machine Price and the double model technical innovation unit. And Ryuwon shoes products were highly appreciated at national shoes exhibitions and other exhibitions. -0-

    http://kcna.kp/en/article/detail/e4b8e87f49c35106e7bd0e917150200c

    https://archive.is/CCPLd

     

    A comedian’s modest proposals for the Democratic Socialists of America

    October 17, 2026 | By Larry David

    I recently attended a meeting of the Democratic Socialists of America, where I officially enrolled as a member. Though I was new to the party, I put forth a number of proposals, many of which were met with considerable enthusiasm and, I’m happy to report, have now been incorporated into their manifesto. I present them herein.

    1. Let’s never forget we’re all in this together. Therefore, we have determined that all doors to private homes must remain unlocked at all times. Strangers may enter as they please to open your fridge, use your bathroom, floss, or just relax and watch a ball game. This open-door policy is the perfect way to get to know our fellow Americans.
    2. Our open-door policy will also be extended to our borders, where anyone will be able to enter our country if they choose to do so and will be welcomed by a marching band, performing a medley of John Philip Sousa Americana classics. Now that’s how you make a person feel at home!
    3. We contend that the only way anyone can be rehabilitated is through the simple act of love. When the D.S.A. takes over, it will be our policy to close the jails and release all prisoners. Once released, the former prisoners will continue to walk around in their orange jumpsuits, the easier to spot them. People will be encouraged to give them a pat on the back, offer some words of encouragement, and maybe even get them to open up about their crimes. Imagine how upsetting it must be to know you’ve taken a life! To err is human, to forgive, divine. With empathy and compassion, it’s easy to see a day when these former convicts will be contributing to society in a very meaningful way.
    4. In our Socialist America, everyone will be so fulfilled spiritually and financially that the police department will be dramatically reduced to where an officer’s only job will be to adjudicate domestic disputes. Toward that end, stands will be set up at local farmers markets, where they will work to resolve marital issues in a folksy, farm-to-table manner. Fresh berries will be provided.
    5. There are individuals who feel a deep, psychological or spiritual identity as non-human animals and often wear costumes called “fur suits.” These individuals will have license to relieve themselves wherever they choose to do so, without shame or harassment. Poop-bag dispensers will be placed throughout every city and in all public establishments, along with scratching posts.

    “Stands will be set up at local farmers markets, where police officers will work to resolve marital issues in a folksy, farm-to-table manner. Fresh berries will be provided.”

    1. The loss of a dog can be devastating and, in some cases, worse than even when a human passes. Recognizing that, we at the D.S.A. will institute a three-week bereavement period during which pet mourners will continue to receive full work compensation. This benefit will also apply to the loss of a cat, turtle, parakeet, or goldfish. For certain farm animals, such as chickens, donkeys, goats, and pigs, the bereavement period will be reduced to two weeks. Conversely, if you are the proud owner of a new pet, you’ll be granted a two-week paternity leave to bond with, house-train, and teach it commands. You’d be surprised what a goldfish can do if you get them early.
    2. In an effort to make amends for centuries of slavery, reparations will be instituted, along with a lottery system in which white people will be selected to serve as slaves to Black families for one year. Lashings are encouraged for excessive whining, and government-issued whips will be distributed at no cost.
    3. We’re not above using great ideas that have been implemented successfully in other countries. One of them that we’re very excited about is the siesta for the workingman. There will be two siestas every business day, the first from 10 a.m. to 11 a.m., and another one in the afternoon, from 3 p.m. to 4 p.m. Employers will be required to provide cots.
    4. The D.S.A. has great respect for religious traditions. Because of our burgeoning Muslim population, we want to take all measures to give these people a strong sense of belonging in America. Along those lines, we’ll require that all Caucasian women wear a hijab on weekends in solidarity with their Muslim sisters. In addition, Jews will no longer be allowed to refer to themselves as “the Chosen People.” Henceforth, their new nickname will be “the Bagel People.”
    5. We strongly believe in a two-state solution. To this end, we propose that Palestinians should be given all the land currently occupied by Israel and that Israel should be given Pitcairn Island in the South Pacific, where the weather is beautiful and grapefruits are aplenty. We think the Bagel People will be very happy there.
    6. Firing is prohibited in Socialist America. The only way anyone will be able to replace a worker is to trade them to another company, like they do in professional sports. The worker will also have a “no trade” clause in their contract so it can be voided if they choose to do so.
    7. We Democratic Socialists love to laugh … but not at the expense of others. The last thing we want is for any person to be offended by a joke that targets them or someone they know. No one should ever have their feelings hurt. Consequently, any comedian who is responsible for causing emotional discomfort in any way will be sent to a facility where they will be re-programmed and hopefully emerge with a greater awareness of the sensitivities of their fellow citizens. If, however, the re-programming is unsuccessful, the repeat offender will be sent to Pitcairn Island to live with the Bagel People.

    Well, there you have it. We’re very excited about the opportunities and challenges that lie ahead. Our ideals can be summed up by a great philosopher who once said, “From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs.” We hope you’ll consider joining.

     

    https://nitter.click/Eminem/status/2111311830572552546#m

    Not about choosing sides, just choosing to make music with my old friend. Praying for all of us. #HealMyFaith @KidRock

    https://archive.is/ZVuV3 (stereogum)

    Eminem Defends New Kid Rock Collaboration

    Kid Rock and Eminem's new collaboration has been turning heads. Though the pair have been friends for decades, their political views are famously opposed, as Kid Rock is an avid MAGA supporter and Eminem is a vocal critic of Trump. In a new post, Eminem defended his decision to work with the controversial figure.

    "Not about choosing sides, just choosing to make music with my old friend. Praying for all of us," Eminem wrote about "Heal My Faith," which comes from Kid Rock's new Christian album Halfway 2 Jesus. In his verse, Eminem raps, "From shock rap to the rock rap, my homie and me/ He is my brother, not my political enemy."

    In an interview with Billboard, Kid Rock said about Eminem, "We've been friends for, like, 40 years. I really didn't want to drag him into my political world…. We talk about [politics] a little bit, not a ton. There's a lot of stuff we agree on, and we can have a laugh about what [we don't]. That's why I asked him to write a verse for me."

    Last month, Kid Rock was supposed to perform at a MAGA festival in Kentucky but it was canceled because only six people bought VIP tickets.

    This is the lyrics to the Kid Rock song featuring Eminem. The song was released yesterday. Lil Wayne is also featured on a different track of the album.
    https://genius.com/Kid-rock-heal-my-faith-lyrics

     

    https://nitter.click/RepScholten/status/2111230626921615634#m

    Today, I received a threatening letter at my Grand Rapids, Michigan office that contained unidentified white powder. The letter, which claimed to be from the Democratic Socialists of America (DSA), made a direct and specific reference to an impending “civil war” beginning after the election. The letter sent to my office is similar to those received at other congressional offices across the country. The DSA has not yet addressed the attacks, either to condemn them or to take or deny responsibility. The Grand Rapids Police Department and the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) responded immediately.

    Threats and extremism are not signs of strength—they are signs of a weak mind and weak character. Political intimidation has no place in our democracy, and leaders must condemn it, not excuse it. I’ll keep standing up to bullies on the right and the left.

    https://archive.is/N403L (congress gov website)

    October 16, 2026 Press Release

    GRAND RAPIDS, MI – Today, Congresswoman Hillary Scholten (D-MI-03) received a threatening letter at her Grand Rapids, Michigan office that contained unidentified white powder. The letter, which claimed to be from the Democratic Socialists of America (DSA), made a direct and specific reference to an impending “civil war” beginning after the election. The letter sent to Congresswoman Scholten is similar to those received at other congressional offices across the country. The DSA has not yet addressed the attacks, either to condemn them or to take or deny responsibility. The Grand Rapids Police Department and the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) responded immediately.

    The Congresswoman released the below statement on the incident.

    “My first thoughts today are with my staff who opened the mail and the first responders on the scene. Everyone is safe. The people who work in congressional offices are public servants. They work every day to help constituents and serve their communities. No one should ever feel unsafe doing that work. I’m thankful to law enforcement for their professionalism, and I’m proud of my team for staying calm and looking out for one another.

    “Even as law enforcement works to verify the authenticity of these letters sent to congressional offices, it is the responsibility of the DSA to condemn these threats done in its name—and to refute responsibility if there is none. Unfortunately, this is another instance where the DSA has excused or ignored extremism. Extremists resort to threats, intimidation, violence, and terrorism when they fail to convince others of their ideas on the merits. That is a sign of a weak mind and weak character. The DSA has allowed extremists in its movement who not only allow but justify violence as a viable means to achieve political ends.

    “Regardless of party or origin, extremism must be rejected, condemned, and removed from our political discourse. Far too many leaders and civilians are looking the other way right now, and innocent people are being put in harm’s way. I won’t ever stop standing up to the bullies—on the right or the left. The American people deserve no less. My team and I will keep serving the people of West Michigan.”

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