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submitted 3 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

I'm so pissed lol this job is gonna be easier and more chill than every job I ever had before, it pays more and I am no longer bound to a cash register. Also it just so happens one of my best friends has the cubicle next door.

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[-] [email protected] 29 points 3 days ago

Funny how that works, isn't it

I get paid orders of magnitude more than when I worked retail, but the job is generally much less stressful and only sometimes more intellectually demanding

[-] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago

Gets even better when getting paid to poop!

Always go on company time

[-] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago
[-] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago

Hell yeah, love a desk job in an office

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

I'll do you one better: desk job at home

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

For me paid to shit(post) comes in close second behind paid to nap

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

lmao I went to ask my friend a question today and caught him face down at his desk, there are also no cameras and the last hour of my shift I am one of two people left in the whole building.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago
[-] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago

Also it just so happens one of my best friends has the cubicle next door.

tell them buh says hi

[-] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago
[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago

Congratulations! I hope the job is low stress, pays well, and makes your life better!

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

White collar trick: When you want to talk to your buddy, call them with your company line to their company line. People will think you're productive and important because you're always on the phone even though you're just goofing off with your buddy. People will also be less likely to bother you because they think you're working.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

(Unless the calls are being monitored)

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

They're not, people are way too paranoid. IT is a shitshow they're too busy to spy on you

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

My company is about to spend a bajillion dollars on a product that monitors slack conversations and zoom calls ๐Ÿ˜‹

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

love to see it sicko-wholesome

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

Fuck yeah!

Its time!

To take a shit [post] on the company time!

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago
[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

hell yeah, welcome to the club

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

do some fucking-off on company hours for me please. I can't ever seem to get it in.

Maybe I just need a new job. I've been (back) here a year almost now.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

sounds delightful catgirl-happy congrats!

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Yooo congrats

[-] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago

xinternet keep those posting stats up

this post was submitted on 03 Jun 2025
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