Funny how that works, isn't it
I get paid orders of magnitude more than when I worked retail, but the job is generally much less stressful and only sometimes more intellectually demanding
Gets even better when getting paid to poop!
Always go on company time
Of course
Hell yeah, love a desk job in an office
I'll do you one better: desk job at home
For me paid to shit(post) comes in close second behind paid to nap
lmao I went to ask my friend a question today and caught him face down at his desk, there are also no cameras and the last hour of my shift I am one of two people left in the whole building.
a hero
Also it just so happens one of my best friends has the cubicle next door.
tell them buh says hi
keep those posting stats up
Congratulations! I hope the job is low stress, pays well, and makes your life better!
Fuck yeah!
Its time!
To take a shit [post] on the company time!
hell yeah, welcome to the club
White collar trick: When you want to talk to your buddy, call them with your company line to their company line. People will think you're productive and important because you're always on the phone even though you're just goofing off with your buddy. People will also be less likely to bother you because they think you're working.
(Unless the calls are being monitored)
They're not, people are way too paranoid. IT is a shitshow they're too busy to spy on you
My company is about to spend a bajillion dollars on a product that monitors slack conversations and zoom calls ๐
sounds delightful 
congrats!
do some fucking-off on company hours for me please. I can't ever seem to get it in.
Maybe I just need a new job. I've been (back) here a year almost now.
Yooo congrats
love to see it 
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