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submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

I'm so pissed lol this job is gonna be easier and more chill than every job I ever had before, it pays more and I am no longer bound to a cash register. Also it just so happens one of my best friends has the cubicle next door.

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

White collar trick: When you want to talk to your buddy, call them with your company line to their company line. People will think you're productive and important because you're always on the phone even though you're just goofing off with your buddy. People will also be less likely to bother you because they think you're working.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

(Unless the calls are being monitored)

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

They're not, people are way too paranoid. IT is a shitshow they're too busy to spy on you

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

My company is about to spend a bajillion dollars on a product that monitors slack conversations and zoom calls ๐Ÿ˜‹

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