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submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Biology gets weird down there. I don't want that freaky shit near me

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Literally me type beat

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

I was about to post this doggirl-sweat

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Most fish and indeed most vertebraes on planet earth are Bristlemouths. With numbers in the Quadrillions, they easily outnumber mammals, birds (including owls) and all the others put together. If an alien race just made a quick stop and beamed up one specimen of a vertebrae species, it would likely look like this:

These are the main inhabitants of earth as far as complex life goes. You just never see them, because they are smart enough to stay below 300 meters deep. Just chilling and signaling with their bioluminescent spots. Even when their main food source migrates to the surface daily, they stay down there. In fact, as they get older and their sex changes from male to female(oh yeah, that's a thing), their swim bladder gradually fills with lipids causing them to slowly shift downwards to deeper depths of over 5000 meters (16400 ft). They seem to hear the call of the abyss. What do they know, that we don't?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

The bristlemouths yearn for the underwater mines.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Do you have a source on the quadrillions part? I thought deep sea lil freaky dudes like that were all rare n stuff?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Sure I used to think the same. I think the trick is, that they eat stuff like krill and plankton from higher up, that migrates downwards once a day.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

me and my gang of endemic detrivores love our hadopelagic zone lifestyle.

every day is Christmas, playing in the nutrient rich marine snow.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

This is the comrade saying biology is weird down there by the way

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

But where will billionaires go to die??

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

pog-dolphin You will have your war

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

but without the ocean you'd be on the same land mass as the USA

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Team Magma moment

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

I say we drain the ocean

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

"The Bloop" is a mysterious, ultra-low-frequency underwater sound recorded by the U.S. National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) in 1997. For years, scientists debated its origin, with theories ranging from giant sea creatures to military operations, but it was later determined that the sound came from icequakes, or the cracking and breaking away of icebergs from glaciers, according to NOAA.

That's what they want you to believe.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

No because then the odds of getting more subnautica-like games in the future goes down

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shrimps is insurgents

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago
  • Pokemon Ruby Version (2002)
[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Team Magma Was Right

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I keep telling you, this is how you get Mad Max times

I know Australia and all, but I don't have enough leather bandage gear to pull off the look!

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I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

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