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Beanis fest! (hexbear.net)
 

ITSA TIME TO BEAN PARTTtTtyyYy

I impalanted a neuralink itno your brain while you were sleeping. If you don't make at least 20 posts per day, I will remotely detonate it in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 hours ago

doggirl-cry I give up. Tell beanis I love beanis

I impalanted a neuralink itno your brain while you were sleeping. If you don't make at least 20 posts per day, I will remotely detonate it in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Noooo not my noodles. Don't turn it into mashed beanis doggirl-tears

Cum. But its glow in the dark in c/[email protected]
hey, i'm back. what i'd miss? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The dolphins have declared war on Amerikkka. They have nukes and support from space communists.

Could use some help, struggling from roommate being unemployed. [60 dollars] in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

bump

It would be really funny if someone made an Asmongold VTuber in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Would be nice if people forgot about his existence and he became irrelevant timmy-pray

(CW: Asmongold) Asmongold gets political. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Gr€€d, Outrage markkketing and propaganda donation$$ probably. Plus kkkapitali$$m encouraging profit$$ over humanity.

What are your hopes for the Switch 2 presentation tomorrow? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Hope for the collapse of Nintendo timmy-pray

What's your "hear me out?" character? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

easy

Cw: gross in c/[email protected]
"Watch your mouth! Milady's only 30 (if you round down.)" in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I thought it was going to be that simp conflict from thief2 but this was cute

April Fools? It's Veneralia today and you people are out here making jests instead of making offerings to Venus Verticorda? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

doggirl-thumbsup okieys, I don't really know much about Venus or any other diety either way

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The only way to cure the woke mind virus is by letting it spread (hexbear.net)
 

Round up your kids and let the woke mix and match until everyone is woke. The cure is the same for adults. Don't take the corporate anti-woke vaX

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Ilkae - Penguin offering peanuts (www.youtube.com)
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Top ten deaths in anime (youtu.be)
 

It's okay Katsuji became a god after beating the Monarch, his people and the Prime minister by being the customer so he can revive them all if he doesn't die for a fourth time

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"We are sleep now" President Trump slams Deepstate for cunning plan (hexbear.net)
 

President Trump grand slams deepstate communists epin and his associate wokers epin style as he called it for deceiving themselves into calling Anti-woke. Trump called an emergency sleep speech adressing Sleep Americans as he called it. President Trump said ”Fellows we have been tricked, I have worked tirelessly day and night only to be told I am Anti-work since the last few years and have thought many great thoughts into why cannot they see how hardly I have worked hard that is when my golf assistant told me about how Anti-Woke sounds like Anti-Work sometimes. Did you get it? Don't worry you will understand when you think hardly. This was a cruel plan by the deep state associates wokers. Woker Joe could not have come up with this. He is not a smart man. This tells us more about how the deepstate uses pons. They had us this time but sleep is still winning. We are sleep not antiwork. Patriots please call yourself and defeat the wokers. The sleepers win this time for many year rule Yes we sleep. We are sleep now."

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