chapotraphouse

Amerikkkans ... may finally be pushed to action

This is the end result of Mormons accounting for like half of the FBI/CIA. Non-caffeinated patriots are in control.

Nah bring back Victorian style capitalism. Coffee is now 5% actual coffee and the rest is laced with dirt and my farts, maybe some anthrax for fun

Me, the espresso enjoyer

Coffee is already in a tenuous position due to climate change and its effect on suitable grow zones. Tariffs are just the cherry on top.

300 years in the future

History teacher: "and that is what kicked off what we call the Coffee Rebellion in what was then the United States."

It's like gasoline/petrol prices for humans.

Black Rifle Coffee will be exempt from the tariffs

Americans will just switch to Celsius or whatever energy drinks. They won't do shit about losing treats aside from complain and pray for Kamala to bring them back in a few years

No you guise, you don't understand!

This is gonna make prices lower somehow because The Communists (Jeff Bezos, Mike Walmart) will accept lower profits and then all the other Bad Countries will come groveling for the Best Trade Deals Ever!

They'll drink those coffee alternatives people in the civil war drank with caffeine tablets mixed in

Well now that nintendos have been delayed there may be a chance of guillotines hitting the streets

Engineers run on coffee.

CHUDs run on Beer.

No coffee. No water.

No water. No beer.

They're just going to switch to caffeinated soda. In your heart you know this to be true.

no trust me. the highly productive Kona region will supply the entire American market now that they don't have to compete with those inferior imports

Never underestimate the burgerreich's ability to avoid doing anything that's mildly inconvenient

So this is how the coffee party was formed

January 6th, but at Dunkin HQ

For commodity coffee a random 30% increase is just a Tuesday. The C price has almost quadrupled in the past 5 years and fluctuates wildly. It jumped 30% from December to February and is down 15% from a month ago.

Where the tariffs will really increase prices is any roasteries that are actually paying ethical prices based on cost of production to begin with. The chuds that would revolt already aren't going to those shops.

The beans I usually buy in bulk from a local roaster have gone up 25% in the last couple years for me. And I purposefully bought the cheaper ones. It sucks lmao

I will die on the barricades for white monster.