▲ 131 ▼ Calling it now; the tariffs aren't gonna last because Amerikkkans are highly addicted to coffee and may finally be pushed to action if prices surge 30+% (hexbear.net) submitted 2 years ago* by Posadas@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net 92 comments fedilink hide all child comments Common non-coffee drinker W
[+] The_sleepy_woke_dialectic@hexbear.net 42 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (12 children) [deleted] permalink fedilink source hideshow 12 child comments replies: [–] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago (6 children) DRINK 1776 ENERGY! FILLED WITH 100mg OF PATRIOT CAFFEINE! COFFEE IS FOR COMMIES! MADE IN THE GOOD OL US OF A!! GOD’S COUNTRY! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Lamprey@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago (5 children) Real victory gin hours coming permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago (4 children) They already took away our Russian Vodka. My vodka had a frosted kick ass soviet asthetic and made with Russian winter wheat. It was the best and whipped up a Red Scare and took it from me! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago* American victory gin will be called Bald Eagle Freedom Bourbon. It will have American flags, tanks and AR-15'S on the label. It will be laced with caffeine and dextrose and contain enough high fructose corn syrup to legally be a form of molasses. It will advertised as being a source of protein. For inexplicable reasons it will have a petrol-like aftertaste. Chuds will chug it to trigger the libs and you will be allowed to drink it at work because workplace alcohol policies has been declared "woke DEI". permalink fedilink source parent [–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (2 children) What's the brand? I love some vodka, especially when I'm on a pierogi-making kick. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) Hammer and Sickle permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago Many thanks, comrade. May we someday be reconnected with it. Or at least you. I keep thinking of visiting a local mosque and seeing if it vibes with me. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Jacobo_Villa_Lobos@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago (2 children) The Mormons pull out a win again. Patriots are in control permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] CatoPosting@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago Did they stop drinking Caffeine Free primarily? permalink fedilink source parent [–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago Apparently Mormons only avoid hot caffeinated drinks. Makes sense that Swig is so fucking popular. permalink fedilink source parent [–] spudnik@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago They will deregulate the fda and Panera will bring back the heart attack lemonade permalink fedilink source parent [–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago permalink fedilink source parent
[–] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago (6 children) DRINK 1776 ENERGY! FILLED WITH 100mg OF PATRIOT CAFFEINE! COFFEE IS FOR COMMIES! MADE IN THE GOOD OL US OF A!! GOD’S COUNTRY! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Lamprey@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago (5 children) Real victory gin hours coming permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago (4 children) They already took away our Russian Vodka. My vodka had a frosted kick ass soviet asthetic and made with Russian winter wheat. It was the best and whipped up a Red Scare and took it from me! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago* American victory gin will be called Bald Eagle Freedom Bourbon. It will have American flags, tanks and AR-15'S on the label. It will be laced with caffeine and dextrose and contain enough high fructose corn syrup to legally be a form of molasses. It will advertised as being a source of protein. For inexplicable reasons it will have a petrol-like aftertaste. Chuds will chug it to trigger the libs and you will be allowed to drink it at work because workplace alcohol policies has been declared "woke DEI". permalink fedilink source parent [–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (2 children) What's the brand? I love some vodka, especially when I'm on a pierogi-making kick. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) Hammer and Sickle permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago Many thanks, comrade. May we someday be reconnected with it. Or at least you. I keep thinking of visiting a local mosque and seeing if it vibes with me. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Lamprey@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago (5 children) Real victory gin hours coming permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago (4 children) They already took away our Russian Vodka. My vodka had a frosted kick ass soviet asthetic and made with Russian winter wheat. It was the best and whipped up a Red Scare and took it from me! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago* American victory gin will be called Bald Eagle Freedom Bourbon. It will have American flags, tanks and AR-15'S on the label. It will be laced with caffeine and dextrose and contain enough high fructose corn syrup to legally be a form of molasses. It will advertised as being a source of protein. For inexplicable reasons it will have a petrol-like aftertaste. Chuds will chug it to trigger the libs and you will be allowed to drink it at work because workplace alcohol policies has been declared "woke DEI". permalink fedilink source parent [–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (2 children) What's the brand? I love some vodka, especially when I'm on a pierogi-making kick. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) Hammer and Sickle permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago Many thanks, comrade. May we someday be reconnected with it. Or at least you. I keep thinking of visiting a local mosque and seeing if it vibes with me. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago (4 children) They already took away our Russian Vodka. My vodka had a frosted kick ass soviet asthetic and made with Russian winter wheat. It was the best and whipped up a Red Scare and took it from me! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago* American victory gin will be called Bald Eagle Freedom Bourbon. It will have American flags, tanks and AR-15'S on the label. It will be laced with caffeine and dextrose and contain enough high fructose corn syrup to legally be a form of molasses. It will advertised as being a source of protein. For inexplicable reasons it will have a petrol-like aftertaste. Chuds will chug it to trigger the libs and you will be allowed to drink it at work because workplace alcohol policies has been declared "woke DEI". permalink fedilink source parent [–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (2 children) What's the brand? I love some vodka, especially when I'm on a pierogi-making kick. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) Hammer and Sickle permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago Many thanks, comrade. May we someday be reconnected with it. Or at least you. I keep thinking of visiting a local mosque and seeing if it vibes with me. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago* American victory gin will be called Bald Eagle Freedom Bourbon. It will have American flags, tanks and AR-15'S on the label. It will be laced with caffeine and dextrose and contain enough high fructose corn syrup to legally be a form of molasses. It will advertised as being a source of protein. For inexplicable reasons it will have a petrol-like aftertaste. Chuds will chug it to trigger the libs and you will be allowed to drink it at work because workplace alcohol policies has been declared "woke DEI". permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (2 children) What's the brand? I love some vodka, especially when I'm on a pierogi-making kick. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) Hammer and Sickle permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago Many thanks, comrade. May we someday be reconnected with it. Or at least you. I keep thinking of visiting a local mosque and seeing if it vibes with me. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) Hammer and Sickle permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago Many thanks, comrade. May we someday be reconnected with it. Or at least you. I keep thinking of visiting a local mosque and seeing if it vibes with me. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago Many thanks, comrade. May we someday be reconnected with it. Or at least you. I keep thinking of visiting a local mosque and seeing if it vibes with me. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Jacobo_Villa_Lobos@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago (2 children) The Mormons pull out a win again. Patriots are in control permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] CatoPosting@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago Did they stop drinking Caffeine Free primarily? permalink fedilink source parent [–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago Apparently Mormons only avoid hot caffeinated drinks. Makes sense that Swig is so fucking popular. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] CatoPosting@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago Did they stop drinking Caffeine Free primarily? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago Apparently Mormons only avoid hot caffeinated drinks. Makes sense that Swig is so fucking popular. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] spudnik@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago They will deregulate the fda and Panera will bring back the heart attack lemonade permalink fedilink source parent